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  1. Cannon_X

    Perverts see this differently...

    Or you could just blow on it. And for whatever reason, only YOU could fix your own Nintendo games.
  2. Cannon_X

    Were here, we’re queer,

    We're here, we're queer, now get in the fucking van and get used to it!
  3. Cannon_X

    My new CD hits stores Tuesday.

    Mario is a badass. His arch nemesis is the horrible mutant fire-breathing product of dragon on turtle action. And he's such a good role model! I mean, he teaches **** to keep exercising, reach for the stars, eat their vegetables, and he rescues a damsel in distress. And he can do that all...
  4. Cannon_X

    Moo?

    you win!
  5. Cannon_X

    Is that a banana in your...never mind!

    Yes. Yes it is.
  6. Cannon_X

    Whimsy luvs his burgers!

    That's cute
  7. Cannon_X

    Now thats double dessert I want!

    Nom nom friggin' NOM!
  8. Cannon_X

    Perverts see this differently...

    :eek:
  9. Cannon_X

    My new CD hits stores Tuesday.

    Represent!
  10. Cannon_X

    Could you ever go back to dial up internet?

    N O W A Y
  11. Cannon_X

    Intelligent design.

    I wish this was real. Pet material!
  12. Cannon_X

    This just about covers anything badass!

    A velociraptor wielding a rocket launcher riding a shark... Has Chuck Norris met his match?
  13. Cannon_X

    Ahem... Which of the % are you!?

    Well?
  14. Cannon_X

    Real hot football streaker

    Hug me!!
  15. Cannon_X

    Fresh, never frozen.

    That is seriously one of the most fucked up things I've seen... Redneck urn FTW!!!
  16. Cannon_X

    Guitar Hero Interstate Edition

    Because sticking to 1 lane is for pussies!
  17. Cannon_X

    Tiger shark

    I MEAM it, too! Caption spelling fail.
  18. Cannon_X

    I Love Spring Break Girls!

    Woof...
  19. Cannon_X

    The REAL Firecrotch

    Wonder who the girl is that ignites their loins... Maybe Helen Thomas?
  20. Cannon_X

    Japan seriously WTF?

    I uh... Well you see uh.... What I meant to say is uh... Forget it.
  21. Cannon_X

    Bushman

    His shadow is going green...
  22. Cannon_X

    ****-bread

    Lovin' you from the inside!
  23. Cannon_X

    Grandma's gettin uppity

    What the fuck did she eat to generate that kind of lift!? She's not exactly a "slight" woman either...
  24. Cannon_X

    Its that time of year again

    Way to stay under the radar! :thumbsup:
  25. Cannon_X

    A TON of women

    A ton? Twelve tons of women. I'd say more cushion for the pushin' but then again, you'd probably just sink in like a tempur pedic mattress...
  26. Cannon_X

    L3ggy shows his diplomatic side

    Who's a cute puppy!?
  27. Cannon_X

    Just doing my yard work.

    Is this cruel? I could burn them, you know!
  28. Cannon_X

    Eat your veggies!

    I eat three every day to help keep me strong!
  29. Cannon_X

    Relaxing after a hard day's work.

    With my bitch.
  30. Cannon_X

    MY spotlight!

    I'll give him a stupid green mushroom later.
  31. Cannon_X

    Not going anywhere for a while?

    It'sa me!
  32. Cannon_X

    Mario the ********...

    Such a cold, heartless plumber.
  33. Cannon_X

    King of The Hill

    NOM NOM fucking NOM!!!
  34. Cannon_X

    How was your meal Whimsy?

    Cute pic!
  35. Cannon_X

    It's probably true...

    Nah, it was right the first time.
  36. Cannon_X

    BlueBalls made two mistakes:

    Oh god **** it with fire!
  37. Cannon_X

    What kind of Phone is this?

    What kind of Phone? A lucky one.
  38. Cannon_X

    How to Make a Dissolving Bikini

    The more you know!
  39. Cannon_X

    Last minute preparation before he passes out...

    By having that on his forehead, he has beaten his friends to the punch. HE WINS!
  40. Cannon_X

    Teamwork

    Old, but I don't care. It's still fucking funny!
  41. Cannon_X

    Epic Boiler

    How the fuck did he swallow a wrecking ball?
  42. Cannon_X

    Pirate...Pussy

    2nd pic... <3
  43. Cannon_X

    No more *** for PiratePrincess!

    And this is why you do whatever it takes to NOT fall ****** first at a party.
  44. Cannon_X

    Message To The Conservatives

    True. Oh so true.
  45. Cannon_X

    Bosses, no problem. Castles...OMG!

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/538915 Who knew it could be so dangerous!?
  46. Cannon_X

    Pedobear maintains his innocence

    This is gonna sound really dumb, but... Where did Pedobear come from?
  47. Cannon_X

    Reason why Pornophile doesn't use Pedobear anymore

    I had no idea Pedobear was so damn slippery!
  48. Cannon_X

    Kirsti Alley Then and Now

    Wow... She's aging like milk.
  49. Cannon_X

    What Pretty Big Eyes You Have...

    Wubububububububububububu here comes the motorboat!!!
  50. Cannon_X

    There is a fortune cookie on the sofa...................

    Don't you just wanna dive right in!?
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