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The fact that that piece of rubbish got posted makes me want to kick a kitten... Not Whimsy. Just some random kitten. Gotta show love for Whimsy.

I sense duct tape, some wires, and a little elbow grease are going to make that tree stand tall once again. Gramma and Grandpa will never notice!

See, I couldn't do this. Because there would be the slight possibility that I'd **** inside my car...

See, parents doing stuff like that makes me think that when I have a *****, I'm going to raise him/her right.

Yeah, nobody likes getting glitter on them.

What!?

Better to be safe than sorry!

Slam that door! SPIN CYCLE!!!

I bet all it knows how to do is play dead.

E.T. Phone ***!

I wonder if she might be interested in my level 13 Mage Orc?

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Annnnnnd...keyed.

Quick. Don't let it breed!

Don't worry. All we gotta do is come up from behind him and ask a simple question. "Does this rag smell like ********** to you?"

"They're jailbait and you know what's gonna happen if you try it. Besides...they probably wouldn't like me anyway. But what if I don't ask them out and they DO like me!? Come on! Don't be a coward! Oh wait... Girls don't have a....ewwwwWWWWWwwwwwWWWWWwwww!!!!"

I'd **** to be that bottom guy... *squish*

Look at them pearly yellows...

Poor Whimsy!

Come on now people.... He obviously has had a lot to *****. We just need him to ******** before we ****** with our markers!

This is pathetic...

That's awesome!

Nasty...

Better to fart and bare the shame than not to fart and bare the pain.

Ugh...

Justin Beiber is watching you pose.

That is so...fucking...wrong... :eeew:

Must be Detroit Public School standard school buses.

How DARE he steal Metallica's font!

Reminds me of Mr. Garrison's "It" from South Park.

no.

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothas can't deny! When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!

That girl looks mesmerized by it. Like a lava lamp.

Holy ****! Someone's getting a treadmill for her birthday!

~growl

The boner he had probably felt weird because it's the first one he's had since the bicentennial.

I see no duct tape. This product fails hard.

So wrong. OMG! [Please Note: the attachment in this post has been deleted by moderator gunslingingbird] [Read more about the board rules: here]

Lambo-TANK!!!

Casual reading.

Woof...

Oh yeah!

Jaws of life. Now.

I added some stuff! LOL!

Seven...before the chugging. Negative three after.

Spray on tans are so stupid. I mean, it looks like you got ambushed by an angry horde of orange markers!

I'm too cheap to buy that...

It's harder alright...

#3 #7 #12 That's it for me. I guess I'm not so bad after all!