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Well geez... I hope room service washes the sheets especially well!

There's dumb... And then there's "not enough paint chips in the world" dumb.

The amazing power of *******. I love it.

I **** people who only half ass check their blind spot!

Argh!

No match for my awesome Parkour skillz!

Get that thing a blue potion!

I'll buy everyone here a *******! It's the least I could do.

Pimp My Ride would be proud...

What a sissy. I could chug that bottle easy... >_> <_< (^_^)

Curiosity ****** the cat but satisfaction didn't bring it back... DAMMIT!

Practice makes perfect... I think?

OMG THEY'RE PLANNING WW3!!! Quick! Stop them!

I don't care who it is! She brought me waffles. I'm in love.

May as well be called: "Booble."

Grope fail.

Well geez! That doesn't sound so bad...

I bet they don't serve McNuggets in jail, you dumb crazy ass psycho bitch!

Name them yet?

Whatever happened to throwing a hissy fit and trashing an office? Sometimes being creative takes away from pure, honest, hatred and rage.

Thanks a lot dirk... Now I'm gonna have nightmares instead of dreams about Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Kate Beckinsale fawning over me.

It doesn't end well...

Because that font is a little small...

Ouch...

OMG it's psychic!

I didn't know Legos were into that kinda stuff...

That cat is about to go psycho on that watermelon. And I don't wanna be around when it happens!

omg...

That's fucking crazy awesome!

One more...

Yuck!

Being married, I can testify to this.

What? She is a HPOA.

What's that fine red mist?

I shouldn't be laughing at this.... But I am. Does that make me a bad person?

Absorb rectally.

Yes. Yes they do.

Holy mackerel! lol see wut i did thar???/

:nanner::nanner::nanner: :nanner::nanner::nanner: :nanner::nanner::nanner: Oh yeah!

I don't care if it's artery clogging! It's got the Triforce, and that's all I need to get me through any hardships! Zelda FTW!!!

Yeah...

Tommy Vercetti

Well, I did end up getting Fallout 3 GOTY. I played the living **** out of it. I literally completed EVERYTHING. Then I saw steam had Borderlands on sale about a month ago for only $10 with the DLCs each for just a bit over $3. Couldn't pass that up, and now I'm hooked on Borderlands!

I think the green rim would make Captain Kirk proud...

LOL! That's great!

Attention to detail is what makes dirk...dirk!

They're old! Perception goes to hell.

The G-Spot DOES exist!

This is so stupid. I mean, the bathroom self picture is for those who don't know how to set the timer on their camera. And VULCANS ARE SMART!!! Obvious fake. Fail. Good day. *pouts*

I agree. :facepalm: