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Almost as obtuse and annoying as WTC7waspulled.

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8N-qO3sPMjcNwo-xezj7Ts3bdOefF_tyU I just love Leigh Nash.

My zeabfowls have been a little runny lately. Do I need more fiber? Or starch?

I've been using a different page from "what happened" to finish up after taking a nice, big zeabfowl. Usually I'll dampen it a little and dab.

Some bullshit right here.

Fuck your thread and your attempt to misappropriate the "Dear Leader" tag. Everyone knows it was Stompy Foot aka Obama who was "Dear Leader."

Will Quentin Tarantino run out of money before he can pay off every actress he's groped/offended/assaulted/looked at funny with his goofy ugly face?

I love Will's faux outrage over sodomy, considering he loves men with tits.

That pig better be one charming motherfucker. Like Arnold from "Green Acres" or some ****.

None 'o you sucktards got the beauty of this, did you?

Jerry Jones is working the other owners over in order to deny Goodell an extension on his contract. And I can't say I blame them. He's weakened the best pro sports league in the western hemisphere by coddling these fucktards. He's siding with the help as opposed to the people who actually pay...

Nah, mang. I don't groove on swine. I like the Beijing beef, though. And yeah, that *** looked kinda uncomfortable with his ******** showing a zipper head affection. Pretty races.

I had almost given up hope that we'd never see Hilldawg in shackles doing a perp walk and then this big beautiful Russian collusion thing backfired on them spectacularly. The only thing better than thinking of her behind bars is maybe Rosie O'Donnell accidentally blowing herself up wearing a...

We still need an Article V Constitutional Convention to set congressional term limits, eliminate congressional pensions, set mandatory retirement age for SCOTUS, repeal Ocare, name English as the official language and get rid of the fed. But otherwise, yeah, what Animus Johnson said.

Chickenshit twunt? That seems like a personal ******. I'm reporting this post to the administrators because I haven't yet gotten my big boy pants and don't know how to deal with criticism properly. But back to the topic at hand. It took all of two minutes for liberals to politicize the route...

Not nearly enough "FUCK GRANDPA JOE" going on around this forum. I am disappoint.

There are still four squad cars with emergency lights on; one at each entrance to the event center across the street from Mandalay Bay and the crime scene tape is still up.

Three more days and I get to bear witness to the futility of #TheResistance as they scream to the sky. I'll be wearing a MAGA t-shirt and eating popcorn. He ain't going anywhere anytime soon. Just lie back and enjoy it.

I dislike the implication that the name Cletus is for stupid people. The name itself goes back a few thousand years to Rome. One of the first five Popes was named Cletus. It's unfair, demeaning and bigoted. I am triggered.

I'm going to guess Aloha Lisa, but I'm probably wrong.

None a you dumbasses knew? Pastys. Not as labor intensive as you might think. Just a little time consuming.

Not one liberal pundit or neverTrump dickhead has been right about anything regarding him since he came down that escalator. Enjoy my schadenboner.

So Iowa squeaked out a win against Minnesota in the annual Pig Week matchup. Next up is a thorough thrashing at the hands of them cock chuggers from Columbus. Fuck.

I usually tear off a page of "What Happened," dampen it, and go to town on my gooch.

I just saw there is a Canter's Deli in Tivoli Village. Monday night Imma going and I'll report.

Well Bob, if'n you'd just follow directions precisely, that **** wouldn't be a problem. Guess what I'm cooking right now: Whoever guesses right gets a first round bye during Thursday Night Pudding Wrasslin'.

That's fantastic. Time to Article 39 some brass.

I miss Dirl.

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/10/27/sit-down-for-this-one-but-the-hills-headline-on-the-washington-free-beacon-is-totally-wrong/

I think it has something to do with American Exceptionalism and Manifest Destiny.

Animus Johnson is wrong. Kamala Harris looks like one of the Wayans brothers in their White Chicks makeup. I do hope she runs though. She's stupid as fuck.

I'd publish photos of me with Tina Frost (the 27 year old woman who lost an eye and part of her brain) and her ******, asshole, but you'd probably jerk off all over it. And I'm certain they'd prefer to not release any private photos, dick. Most of these photos are from the events honoring first...

Israel has a border wall with Mexico and Canada?

You suck. I've been silent on this topic since last week but enough is enough. Nobody is buying what you're selling. Nobody is picking up what you're putting down. My ******* works at Sunrise Hospital and his sons do as well. They've encountered survivors of the shooting every day since the...

I met one of the survivors and her ****** two days ago, asshat. She has to relearn how to walk and how to live without one of her eyes. It got blown out of her head along with part of her brain. I'd suggest you try it, too. Maybe you be able to think more clearly and see through the bullshit...

The word racist jumped the shark when some asshat claimed the word "Moniker" was racist a while back. "Empty Barrel" isn't racist, either. And guess what, neither is President Trump.

Uranium One. This is the best fucking thing ever. With any luck it will take down the Clintons, the Podestas, Manefort, Abedin and anyone in the periphery. The IT scandal in the House will damage about 12 or 13 asshats and fake dossier bullshit will probably cause a few heads to roll, as well...

I received four free VIP tickets to Tuesday night's Golden Knights vs Buffalo Sabres game. Holy crap that was fun. Hyde Lounge seating plus access to the Budweiser Lounge, the Jack Daniel's Lounge and the Goose Island buffet. Took my business partner, my ******* and one of his buddies. $52 for a...

Here's an actual picture of Lac3y. She helped pick up my niece at JFK for my **********'s funeral. She made the sign herself. WHO'S A GOOD GIRL?!? WHO'S A GOOD GIRL?!?

For sheer intelligence, tenacity, agility, beauty and overall badassitude, no breed compares to my beloved Belgian Malinois. My girl Lac3y isn't as famous as Detective David Hoffman, pictured below. But she's just as smart and pretty.

Courtesy of the good folks at Every Day Should Be Saturday.

I remember seeing somewhere there was sub forum dedicated to this type of thing: Members Only

Maybe. Or maybe it's the juggernaut of pro-dolphin/porpoise Bolshevism rearing its ugly head. Pretty soon we'll be seeing Flipper on highly stylized posters with words like "Hope" or "forward" or some such nonsense. I remember people saying "This or that is a red herring." Maybe they were...