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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Maxine Waters (D-CA) thread

    The mainstream Republicans in the Senate and House from 2010 to 2016 are a bunch of pussies who didn't listen to the will of their constituents. Useless cock chuggers.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Very funny U.S. senator (D) Minnesota Al Franken groped and sexually harassed Leann Tweeden

    Calling him funny is an insult to funny people. Have you ever seen the Stuart Smalley movie? The only thing more cringeworthy is "It's Pat," but not by much. His imitation of Paul Tsongas was pretty funny. He's a terrible senator and I hope to God he decides to enter the Presidential race in...
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fuck Keurig and Their Shitty Coffee Machines

    Even Hannity has told Keurig owners to slow their roll. They're victims in this mess as well. At least, that's what twitchy has claimed.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Politics? Sports? Politics? Sports?

    Fucking GQ named that turd Kaepernick their Citizen of the Year. This is the same magazine that hired professional asshole Keith Olbermann. I haven't read that rag in twenty years. I am now fully justified for having done so.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Word lessons or what misuse of a word drives you crazy?

    This one is one of my biggest peeves: When some dumbass sportscaster says "True Freshman." It makes my ***** boil, I tells ya. Just say freshman and if he's a redshirt freshman, say that. Or don't.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fixing to watch "Scientology: The Aftermath" on A&E

    I've been watching it off and on for the last couple seasons and all I gotta say is you're missing out on some explosive stuff.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bite the bullet - solutions for mass shootings

    I know I should have used sarcastifont when writing that.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Word lessons or what misuse of a word drives you crazy?

    Morons who conflate "collusion" to mean "conspiracy." The first, while unethical, is not a crime.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    24 year old woman plows car into two groups of people on the Las Vegas Strip.

    http://www.lasvegasnow.com/news/installation-of-bollards-begins-on-las-vegas-strip/856549395 It's taken two years but they've finally started putting up 800 Bollards between Tropicana and Spring Mountain Road. But no other news regarding this case.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    For the first time in 36 years a sitting US Senator is on trial for bribery.

    None of you asshats has commented on what should be one of the biggest stories in years. *harumph*
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Texas shooting leaves 26 dead. Mental health, not guns, is the issue, Trump says

    None of those listed would be considered violent crimes in Californistan now.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Texas shooting leaves 26 dead. Mental health, not guns, is the issue, Trump says

    There is no *** show loophole, Pepe. That's a false narrative perpetrated by an unscrupulous media to pander to idiots. I've purchased handguns at a few shows and they run a background check every fucking time. If someone falsifies the information or is a prohibited possessor and they submit it...
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Oh my! George Takei

    Of all the batshit stupid things you write and believe THIS is the one thing that has you put on your skeptic spectacles? You're useless.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Oh my! George Takei

    Funny, if you changed a few details in that you could be writing a defense for a certain Senatorial candidate in Alabama.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bite the bullet - solutions for mass shootings

    There is only one solution to mass shootings: Ban Democrats/liberals from owning firearms. Would it be 100% effective? Maybe. But it would have prevented Sutherland, Orlando, Aurora, Mandalay Bay, the Dallas shootings last year and countless others.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

    Mark Cuban chugs cock. I hope he muddies the water and enters the race in 2020. If you think people are put off by President Trump, wait'll that clown begs for votes. He'll take interest away from whomever the D's put up to be spanked. It's going to be a great seven years.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '17 Season Thread

    The NFL is such a **** show right now. Bears/Packers at Soldier field and the stadium wasn't even half full. Meanwhile in the CFL: uaiWa2FeSlE
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    2017/2018 NCAA Football Thread

    Blerg. 20 yards in the first half. Two pick sixes was the only offense the Hawkeyes displayed all game. They made Wisconsin look like OSU should have looked last week. I'm gonna drown my sorrows in a few Moscow mules and then move on.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hollywood is coming apart at the seams over these sexual misconduct allegations. I love it.

    At least Louis CK has the balls to admit his indiscretions.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ever Consider Running for Political Office?

    I don't have any skellingtons in the closet but I'd never run for anything because of how it would affect my ****** and friends. I'll gladly surrogate for certain candidates and knock on doors and ****. But that's as involved as I'd want to be.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hollywood is coming apart at the seams over these sexual misconduct allegations. I love it.

    Reports of misconduct have surfaced about BlueCountach luring guests to his hotel, closing the door and playing with his collectible Voltron action figures in front of them. Unacceptable behavior. I am looking into this tragedy.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hollywood is coming apart at the seams over these sexual misconduct allegations. I love it.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/10/25/hollywood-accused-harassers-molesters-rapists-rap-sheet-far/ I know, I know. It's Breitbart but it is surprisingly insightful.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Former A-list ********* accused of ****** Corey Haim.

    Read the article more closely.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    So Carey Haim was one of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses?

    *Ahem* http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?935036-Former-A-list-*********-accused-of-******-Corey-Haim Harumph
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Do You Own a ***?

    Several.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Former A-list ********* accused of ****** Corey Haim.

    Savage. Whatever happened to Emilio, anyway? It's like his career had dirt on Hillary Clinton or something.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Texas shooting leaves 26 dead. Mental health, not guns, is the issue, Trump says

    Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Texas shooting leaves 26 dead. Mental health, not guns, is the issue, Trump says

    I own a fifty caliber handgun. It's great for shooting wild pigs. And at the time of the writing of the Bill of Rights there were early models of what pussies would call an "assault weapon" or whatever the fuck ginned up scary name pussies use. The Puckle *** was invented in 1717. It was a...
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Former A-list ********* accused of ****** Corey Haim.

    https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/11/08/bombshell-a-list-hollywood-star-accused-of-******-corey-haim-at-13-on-movie-set/ I knew he was fucked up but HOLY ****.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    GOP Bloodbath. Democrats Win Huge in New Jersey and Virginia

    You can call it a ***** bath when the D's regain the 1000 seats they've lost in the last eight years.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    NHL '17/'18 Thread (2017/2018 National Hockey League)

    If you don't follow the Golden Knights on twitter, you probably should go stick your head in a toilet. It's pretty dang funny. https://twitter.com/GoldenKnights
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    The fans at Iowa have hit me in the feels. College football traditions, what's your favorite?

    Leave it to Penn State to ruin a ***'s good time.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    What turns you on the most?

    Asian chicks with fake tits and American exceptionalism. The constant meltdown of the progressive left and the destruction of the DNC gives me a pretty big woody, too.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Songs that are just magical to you

    j-fWDrZSiZs
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Porno Dan, Boothbabe and WillE Worm come into a bar...

    I may have to nominate you for the prestigious AHOTY award for your failure to point out that "Moniker" is not a races word, mang.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Texas shooting leaves 26 dead. Mental health, not guns, is the issue, Trump says

    My Monsignor at my church has asked for a meeting. He wants an armed presence at every mass. I'm hip.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Texas shooting leaves 26 dead. Mental health, not guns, is the issue, Trump says

    May their memories be a blessing. At least you had the decency to respect them a little before going AHOTY all over the place. And President Trump is right. Existing *** laws would have done little or nothing to prevent this tragedy. This asshole shooter was stopped by a good guy with a ***, a...
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Team "owners" is RACES

    It still doesn't take away from the fact that Cuban is the second biggest asshole in the universe. Wil Wheaton is in the lead for that sobriquet...moniker (not racist, btw)...title.
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