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Smoke signals usually work pretty well in my experience. Why do you want to contact her? Are you trying to convince her to get back into porn? To get her to meet you so you can pick her brain? To compliment her looks and/or deepthroating skills? There's almost nothing you could say to her that...

It's actually because you've been on the "Bad" list for a while now.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx ffJo86Vs7dI Yes, this is my actual question.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx What's the weirdest thing anyone's ever asked you to call them?

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx I heard Paul Hogan is to you what Chuck Norris is to Americans, is this true?

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Would you call me Humbert Humbert? What was the best thing about the 90s? Is it better to pretend to be an airplane or a t-rex? Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

We're depressed because we all secretly harbor dreams to be pornstars and this board is as close as any of us will ever get. I think depression is more commonplace now. Even if you're not clinically diagnosed, with the state of things nowadays, I think it's normal to feel anxious or in low...

As somebody who has been on medication for most of their life, I've learned that it can help you a great amount, but not without trial and error and some side effects. I was taking a fair amount of cocktails as a ***, ranging from Buspirone to Prozac to Quetiapine, and even now I take a mix of...

And not the good kind of douche like Andy Ry or Diva, the bad kind like WTC7 or hondarobot.

Yeah, she's definitely thanking you. Seriously, just make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.

I concur.

Question from last page that never got answered. Annnnyways... Do you prefer a hard or soft mattress?

squally, I couldn't rep you but I wanted to. That guy pisses me off as well. Anyways, maybe she'll come back while she's pregnant and do some films then, just to **** off gladyator89.

Does the offer of Disneyland apply to anybody? I've never been either.

I just realized that beef spelled backwards is feeb, and I think that sounds funny. Is that just me?

For the inevitable wet t-shirt contest?

Why is your location GILFs "R" Us?

When did you first lose your virginity, or is that still a work in progress?

The Broomhilda to your Django, huh?

I don't think any other OCSM would've made a Dave Ryder video, even if they knew who the hell that was. That definitely deserves recognition and respect. I look forward to you being around here in the future. :hatsoff:

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Thanks for the rep. I was thinking of saying I use a crazy straw, but I was afraid that such a thing would result in my getting instabanned.

I'm not sexy, nor an OCSM, but I'm doing this contest anyway. Here's my entry. ZAmkZhaZdyM

:kettle: Anyways, what squally said is true. You're the best new OCSM we've had here in a while, so thanks.

:iloveyou: That was awesome. You said that everybody has been requesting that, did anyone besides me actually ask you to do that? I also would've liked if you read them with impact and ***** like they actually do when they list those names, but I was impressed that you did the video at all...

Who is this "we" you speak of? I can't see anybody else in your corner for nominating Rey C. for what you so clearly deserve.

Would you make a video for Youtube, your site, or for here, that just has you saying the many names of Dave Ryder?

As a lover of music, I thought you'd be singing its praises. Not everyone can successfully craft a song about a computer that's rectally inserted.

People think I'm weird for just eating them whole instead of hollowing them out, but seriously, it's not that big a deal. I want kiwis to be another hand fruit dammit.

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Broadband is the way the government keeps tabs on you, from your bank account to your groceries to what size condoms you wear. Get with the program man.

I'd personally like to go back to the days of dial-up. Nothing beats the static crackle and knowing that you're tying up your phone line for hours on end.

Did you know that you can eat the entirety of a kiwi, fur and all?

If I was to paint your head like a Magic Eight ball and shake it, would it tell my future?

Quiz Show.

Re: Breaking News: Lisa Ann had sex with Soulja Boy and Bow Wow? Paste Demi Moore age-defying joke here.

I'll ***** it from the bottle or glass, I'm not particular as the rest of you jerks are apparently. My favorite method though is to dip a tampon in said **** and shove it up my anus.

Why did the tomato never catch on as a hand fruit?

Have you ever told off a telemarketer?

Vegetarian chili can be good or bad depending on who's making it, just as meat can. I've tasted some fairly good vegetarian recipes and have made my own in the past before my ****** was open to the idea of eating meat. Sure it may not be for everyone, but then meat isn't either.

Stop making the rest of us sound dumb with your deep foray into multiple areas of scholastic knowledge.

I'd count on hearing from some parents that their tax dollars are going towards just putting on a movie for 45 minutes rather than actually teaching anything. That being said... The Pawnbroker All the President's Men Blackboard Jungle I feel those three have enough of a real-life basis and/or...

This sir, looks delicious. My recipe is a lot simpler, but chili is one of those foods that tasting any recipe other than your own is always a new experience, and I personally welcome any opportunity to do so. I'll see if I can gather some things together and try yours soon.

I've seen it end in 2 x's, I've seen it end in 1, and I've seen it end in 3. I don't know if she's deliberately trying to confuse me or just pulling a Prince.