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It's not jizz in there, it's Crazy Glue. I save the special stuff for your other orifices. :hatsoff:

Noogie fight with Steve McQueen's corpse.

You're not a porn star, but I find myself looking at you while you're ********. You tend to snore.

To be honest, I kinda, sorta, wanted you to step on me with your feet. Maybe wearing clown shoes too?

If Maher was saying that the rich don't pay their fair share and need to give more in taxes, you'd proclaim him to be an ignorant person who shouldn't stick his nose into politics. The fact that you're so willing immediately use him as a credible source for why people should agree with you only...

A falhell by any other name would troll just as much.

I'll stick to sending them obsessive, slightly threatening love letters and sneaking into their houses to stare at them while they *****.

Somebody who's pregnant, preferably gladyator89's ***, taking on a bunch of over-sized trouser weasels whilst trumpet fanfare plays.

It makes me the winner because as soon as she reads the description of me, all the attributes I have will instantly become her favorites. :hatsoff:

I think I'm closest to her age, have a beard (or a goatee if you prefer to call it that), no glasses, and am very athletic. I'd say that makes me the winner. I am, however, only 174 cm.

I've always loved girls that are not only curvy (which I think is a somewhat biased label in today's society, but that's another story), but are able to embrace them and accentuate them, whether it's solely by makeup, clothing, and of course, by their personality. Your candor and natural...

We need bobjustbob in here for odds.

I guess pornography is no different than Hollywood now, with no new ideas unless it's satirizing, rebooting, or copying something. The (main) characters in the show aren't even teenagers, so why would I want to see caricatures of said characters fucking? The only sense I can identify from...

If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

The first rule about rep power: Don't talk about rep power.

I'm offended by these because I'm Jewish and I don't get the references to that bearded guy.

Re: Pornstars without makeup. Dirk sent me a nudie when I asked for one, little did I know he wasn't wearing makeup as well.

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Dammit, what have I told those girls about playing in the septic tank?

North Korea is awesome.

Thanks for the rep. :hatsoff:

Russia, in its ever futile effort to beat the United States to outer space, has built their ultimate weapon, the Death Tzar, an armored space station with enough ***** to destroy Vysotsky's liver twice over.

gunslingingbird's house smells like Velveeta and week old pudding skins.

Thanks for the rep, I only wish that it would have put him in his place. :hatsoff:

It's opinions like yours that ultimately deter somebody from reaching out to more people. Briana is trying to accommodate everybody and their tastes, and you're saying she shouldn't do it only because it will destroy your image of her. Even though I'm not into peeing myself, I'm all for her...

I hear when you order milk in a restaurant in France, they bring the cow to your table.

Thanks for the rep. :hatsoff:

I have no idea if the two of you are talking about me or Brick now.

The premise sounds like it has promise, and it'll be interesting to see how Stewart handles directing as well as writing.

Do you prefer pictures in black or white or in color?

I find it hard to believe your actual age is 39. I've known 5 year olds who both had a better command of the English language and could make a better argument as to their behavior. On topic, I think a cooking shoot would be fantastic; you (nude or sexily dressed) in the kitchen, preparing...

Garden gnomes are so 5 minutes ago. Munchkins are back in style, thanks to that upcoming Wizard of Oz prequel.

Sounds good. I'll let you know when I'm in your neck of the woods and we'll see if we can't find a show somewhere. :hatsoff:

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If you're not planning on having it mobile, I imagine a shower cap could accomplish that.

I'll keep you and her in my thoughts.

The Wild One.

p6S9oqJRclo One of my favorites of theirs, not every group can compose a 10 minute rock ballad and do it well. I love the vocal hiccups Robert Plant starts doing around 7:30.

But she's not Brazilian, alex.

I'm into the wet and messy thing myself.

This is why the Politics section was created, and even then you manage to fill it up with threads and posts that contain no logic, reasoning, or thought behind them. This is all just from the first page, the first goddamn page, and you run the gambit from mocking Biden, announcing an upcoming...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/11/sandy-hook-hoax-theories-explained-debunking-newtown-truther_n_2627233.html I don't expect you to actually read any of this, just as no one watches your inane videos or shares your disgusting way of thinking, but I'll put it here as a way to contradict...

What you accuse him of doing too much of is what every politician elected before him has done, and every politician elected after him will continue to do. The fact that you say he needs to stop campaigning because he does it constantly serves to prove you can't make an argument for what he...

I think your hair looks great as it is naturally, so I don't have any real suggestions as to what color you should choose instead. I'll be interested to see what you pick though. Just don't forget to make sure that the carpet matches the drapes. :chickendance:

I don't think you made enough threads detailing your voting prowess for her to see, try 2 to 3 more.

I'm sorry I had to leave suddenly, but a Skype call from my friend in Romania takes some precedence. I really enjoyed seeing Jaana though, and she continues to prove how awesome she is.

7MRC8wNSpq4 Not my usual penchant in music, but I like the Motown influence I pick up, and it's a catchy tune as well.

I think Oprah's at the point where everything has just been decommissioned, complete with Chernobyl scale meltdown. Complete with "Honey, I forgot to duck" line?