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Depends, do you have a big donkey dick that can satisfy her more than her long-thought-to-be-dead boyfriend could, with his tiny insignificant wiener that wouldn't even make her have the slightest pussy fart that went "BWAAAAAAPPP" so loud that the neighbors could hear it over her screaming in...

The music was not my cup of tea, but the sentiment is still there and it is indeed very sweet. I liked how he's Jewish. Rep for him.

That's exactly the same argument I made with them, but I wasn't referring to my height.

I always thought his idea that everybody should wear name tags so everybody would know everyone's name was a stroke of genius. Rest in peace Eddy.

Even though I possess birthright citizenship, I wouldn't mind being deported. I'd kind of prefer to get the heck out of dodge, at least until things pick up in one way or another.

Anybody whose name ends in "xxx" when it doesn't need to, i.e. Foxxx, Banxxx, Loxxx, Wilcoxxx, Spanxxx, Lixxx, etc.

But what if she got pregnant from him participating? Or in the future, when she has ****, they see her participating in this on the internet? Or the worst of all, maybe she's pregnant during the ******* and her **** are watching it streaming live! Oh the horror! :eek:

You know who has two thumbs and just got ******? Sir_Fartsalot.

RRRROOOONNNNN!!!!!! (What I'd originally meant to post before I had to go)

Get well.

Everyone's face is off the shot, so that's not much help. Which one is squallumz? Did you ever reach the peanut butter?

Re: What European contry do you profile as? I got Iraq. (wah waah waaah wah waah)

If Roald's just started to use it, that's a sign for everyone else to move onto something else.

The two of you drive around in a van (or maybe on a tandem bicycle) with a Great Dane solving mysteries. The two of you are called to a house because the owner came across the two of you on Freeones talking about Sabrina's world gangbang tour and wants to host it in their living room. However...

Don't forget to make them wear nametags.

:iloveyou:

Do you have your future ***'s names picked out? I'm thinking something like Blast HardCheese, Big McLargeHuge, Crunch Buttsteak, or Torgo.

Would you fart in gunslingingbird's mouth for me?

Do I get to choose what constitutes the fart? Can I supply you with the food and beverages that I would like to taste upon my tongue with said fart?

What does tight, fresh, pink vagina feel like? (Keep in mind I haven't had sex yet) :D

29 cents, a bottle cap, a fistful of gravel, and some pigeon feathers.

4 of mine as well. You have good taste.

It was actually more for Soundgarden/Pearl Jam/Alice In Chains/Stone Temple Pilots, but you're welcome, just the same.

I won't deny that I may be initially drawn to what I see on the outside, but what ultimately keeps me attracted is what I see on the inside. I'd rather be and interact with a woman who can interest me mentally than one who may be drop dead gorgeous, but is as sharp as a block of ice.

A UTI every time? You mean there was more than one time?

Pics or it didn't happen.

I haven't actually fucked any girls, but I like dressing my hand up in outfits of different countries, does that count?

Ana Foxxx.

One of the big factors in grunge spilling into the mainstream (despite his best efforts), but an average musician at best and overrated figurehead to thousands of Generation Y teenagers.

If you don't pick me, I won't love you anymore. That argument worked with my *** when I was 3, it should work with you too dammit.

Troof.

You're dead to me.

Sa'right, I didn't even know you could read.

I think you'd better, otherwise how am I supposed to make my wish? :dunno;

Does it come with a candle that I can blow out?

I'm a little annoyed I didn't get an invite, but happy birthday anyway! :hatsoff:

Why is it called a pair if it's just one thing?! :mad:

Now that thread will be filled with his inane questions.

Ask Petra, she'll find some use for you.

Thanks for the rep Ace. :hatsoff:

Special effects in movies that took time and talent to make, a la Rick Baker, Rob Bottin, Tom Savini, etc. I'm sick of all this computer animated, digitized, fake realistic crap.

It's been in the teens here for a few days now, and the windchill is terrible. I used to have to work outside in weather like this, even before the sun was up, used to have to hike 15 miles uphill in the snow as well.

This is one of the few examples where I don't mind technology continually improving and/or getting smaller, rather than every stupid new Iphone or tablet now boasting 3.14159265358 gigs of RAM and being the size of a graham cracker.

It's no problem, you deserved 'em. :hatsoff:

I think what he's trying to say is that you should follow that up by getting a miniaturized version of my profile as your next tattoo.

Thanks, that's very kind of you to say. I'd like to think that emotionally, I'm as mature as is possible at my age, maybe even further along than that. I agree, GE's a good guy. I appreciate any bit of wit, common sense, or overall knowledge that anybody on the board can provide, and he...

I hear that when that happens, Roald is ****** to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over her body.

:clap:

Thanks for the rep bud. :hatsoff: