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Hi! I'm still around (or at least I try really hard to be). Trust me, if I wasn't working a full time day job I'd be all up in this more than I am. My apologies.

Sweet! Some of these are really interesting -- and I had no idea I had nice eyes. I've never been told that. SO! I will get on these tomorrow night as I work a fucking 12-hour shift printing art tomorrow. Love ya, and in the meantime check out my latest blog and free gallery on my site if you...

One more!

3 more!

I fucked Persia Monir for her site and she is 51 and fucking GORGEOUS. Great shape, barely shows age. TRAILER here: http://persiaspalace.com/NEON/pp/0/previewPage/366

I said ONE damnit! Haha. <3

The word "uproariously" itself makes me laugh ahaha

lmao ftw :nanner:

READ THE BELOW! All you have to do is reply with your favorite thing about me and I'll try to accentuate it in the fan sign with your username on it. This will get interesting. But mostly fun. ONLY TAKING THE FIRST 15 REQUESTS. Go go go!

lol! Never thought I'd apologize for makin' someone horny, but soooorryyyy :rofl:

... at KimoraKlein.com! A teaser -- Enjoy! :wave2:

"Jesus, I wonder which side of the ****** she inherited the razor pubes from.." haha.

Where are all my flat-as-a-board lovers? HOLLA

**** relays everything they want to express in the worst way. I've never had any respect for them. And that's coming from a vegan.

Those pictures are pretty terrible. Here's something to compensate from the other night. Tease-y. rrwalllr

Fuck yeah I saw Crystal Castles! I was right up front, and had Alice Glass cough up some Belvedere on my arm when she was leaning over the stage. The lineup this year wasn't as good as last year. I'm mostly pretty upset that I missed Passion Pit.

YES! I had a bunch of super wide leg cargo pants in funky colors. 40" in width. Kind of retarded. Those are actually one of my best friends' chemistry goggles from high school, lmao.

******** responsibly would be not ******** at all. I turn 21 in October. :P But okayyyy. I'm gonna be with another porn girlie, so she'll keep me under control.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WKYnrV5hOM etcetera. :] I was somewhere in that crowd... Thanks! It was a HUGE issue for me, but no more! :nanner:

I live here, so everything's always fun ;) Thanks haha.

Thanks for the add babe! Be sure to check out kimoraklein.com and follow me on Twitter @kimoraklein :] xoxo and xxx

Any of you guys out here? I'm the ultimate clubmonster and I love jamming and meeting you all! Actuallyy don't think I'm attending Ultra today (I bought a car instead!), butttt I will be around Miami tonight. I don't know if any of you are into dubstep/house but I will be at White Room tonight...

Thank you! And you have no idea how much I love hearing stuff like that. Give your kiss a big fat smooch in my name!

Last copy up for sale Auctioning off my last copy to autograph with a worn thong. :D Ends in a little over a day: http://item.ebay.com/280482927659

Well I cammed on the weekend -- other than that I went to go look for a car and I'm buying one tomorrow. :D Nothing too fun planned. I work M-F in my office.

Chartreusssse lmao. Thank you! :rofl:

While I don't think it's fair to ***** it upon companies to do this, I do fully support condom porn. You can't tell me Wicked is where it's at because people don't like seeing condoms on a dick. I mean, the monthly basic panel tests that most of us get out of common courtesy for one another do...

Opera would be kind of epic.

I do, depending on how it tastes. Otherwise I don't openly advertise that I swallow.

I have that going on hardcore. Mons veneris. Poofy pussy. Looks kinda like a sammich. I'm not too fond of my bone structure down there, but hey! I had no idea guys really liked that that much. I feel better now. :D

Are you seriously openly endorsing tube sites in a forum that's full of hard working ladies? GTFO.

I'm really happy about it. It should give my *** more of a chance to live longer. She's got progressive MS.

Nah. Ignorance is tiring.

:thumbsup:

Whatever, I didn't a-s-s-u-m-e anything, I was reiterating what you said about only the top 20.

Oh so only the top 20 are good enough. Wouldn't it be beneficial for FO to allow ALL adult stars? ... nevermind me, I "don't know ****" about any of this. And I don't know if you ****** the thread, but you have definitely lessened my desire to be on the board. Had it been anyone else...

Yeah, so what would happen if a hot 18-20 year old porn star won MFO? They couldn't go to their own party?? I gotta say FreeOnes -- that's pretty dumb. Poor choice of venue/rules. You all should come party with me and my fellow teen hotties in Miamiiiii. Feelin' for a blowbang. Who's down?

Hiya! How've you been? xo

Hey! I'm doing great. Thank you <3

Signed copies still available on eBay! I have more copies available! Panties I wore in the DVD are gone, but I still can sell more personally autographed ones. :] Price lower than ever, $20 starting bid on eBay! You can still get a chance to watch me slurp, swallow, gargle and snowball...

FML. I love how I can get fucked all day long for worldwide distribution but god forbid I set foot into a building that happens to serve *******.

Hi, thanks for the friendship request! <3 http://kimoraklein.com

Is it 21+? :\

I totally didn't realize it was still going on. It was a nice way to gain some fans for me more than it was about the money. With a bunch of heavy hitters in the running early on I didn't think I'd get close anyway. But it was fun promoting it, and all of the girls left in the competition are...

Dude. Totallllly one of my favorite scenes. :D Thank you!

That's terrible, but great that you figured out a solution to it. Again, thanks for adding to the post and further proving that stereotyping all vegetarians and vegans as ****** rights-obsessive.

Re: Which 5 girls would you like to fuck the most? Asa Akira Sophie Dee Aaliyah Love Sierra Skye Eva Angelina Yum.

Thanks for not stereotyping all vegans as cow-huggers like Chef is doing. I'm not an ****** fanatic. I have a leather purse. I just don't wanna eat it. My DIET is vegan. And I ***** like a fishhhhh. :]

Depends on the person? Roaches are gross, and living in Miami, I could never count how many mosquitos and fruit flies I've whacked lol.

Not all vegan food is gross. I usually try to avoid "imitation" ****** products. I mean, I don't miss meat or eggs at all, so I just cook things that happen to be vegan. I made delicious apple scones the other day. The only thing I had to substitute was margarine for butter. My entire...