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Okay well not **** me, but its just like... AGHHHH. It obviously really bugs me, why keep going on about it?

Good to know that someone gets where I'm coming from!

Aw, thank you very much. I'm not the most active (I think Jane Burgess takes that title), but I do try. :lovecoupl

Wow, I log into FO and people are still tripping out about this hooker vs. porn star talk. Not even reading what's above, I'm done with it. Like I said, I'm open to talking about other issues. I think you all **** me and just wanted to go on and on about something that I said I have strong...

Graphic designer! Accomplished, +1!

Holy ****, I'm up 5 places since this morning! Guess you all like a feisty pervy chick, huh? *cracks whip* Thank you all, much appreciated! :wave2: Please vote also vote up the ladies I lovingly call my "Porn Moms", Karen Kougar and Sara Jay! (in the picture: Karen Kougar, my publicist, Sara...

Thanks for understanding boo, and thanks for the vote. <3 P.S. You have the most baller sig ever.

Aw nahhh, it's just this ****** talk that has gotten my panties in a bunch.

No one needs to be tested, but if it were me, I would test the hell out of them. And background check. I'm pretty sure that the girls that do 'fuck a fan' have the guys tested and/or use condoms.

BECAUSE THE OCCUPATIONS ARE DIFFERENT, GODDAMNIT. I didn't say anything about treatment? Who said anything about that? No more of this ****** talk. I am not an ******. If you want more info on escorting try giving a girl in the 'Adult Services' section of your local Craigslist a ring.

EHEM. Bump. I'm still open to answering questions/explaining how us girls go about doing business and things like that. :cool:

We get it already, you think I'm bitchy. Tread however you want. I'm the nicest person ever, today I just got majorly annoyed/stressed.

Google and Wikipedia could have answered all this for you instead of bringing it to a girl who said very clearly in the first post, "I have very strong views on this". You opened a can of worms, and that is why I'm annoyed. Plus, I'm pretty sure that most any girl would get pretty fucking upset...

Meaning... that they're campaigning constantly. It's not a bad thing if you've got a chance of winning! I'm just pretty self-conscious when it comes to coming off as annoying or pushy. Not gonna risk that.

Re: Who would you fuck every single day? I don't think I'd want to fuck every single day. Just sayin'. Sorry for shattering anyone's hopes and dreams.

It seems like a good idea to live together before you commit! I mean, wouldn't you want to know what their at-home habits are like? Plus, I know a bunch of people that are completely different behind closed doors. :|

You're going to be an lonely old soul.

That's me, instilling ****** in the heart and a tent in the pants. :1orglaugh Nah, I just have a bitch sense of humor and my attitude sparked a bit today. No need to be scared of the porn girl on the other side of the interwebz. Muah!

.... I don't even know where to begin on this but I would just like to say: 42% of all statistics are made up.

Oh okay, cause normally "omgz" is pretty sarcastic. Well, people normally use it as a sarcastic thing. Kinda comes from the same connotative ****** of 'lulz'. Thank you. :lovecoupl

Can I play? Feel free to take that question out of context. :] Have you ever been in a fist fight?

Ahaha. Or pussy lip pet name. Christ, I sicken myself.

I'd like to apologize to any who previously thought I was this innocent adorable thing and saw me pissed off today and being a bad news bear. Just don't be rude or stupid with me, that's all. :angels: On a lighter note. Everyone loves some yummy Chinese poontang... 对? 对?!

Thanks! Me too. The vegan buffalo wings recipe can be found here: http://www.vegcooking.com/recipeshow.asp?RequestID=1282 They are super tasty, especially when braised in A1 (Bold & Spicy) sauce! :D

Sweet, glad you like it. As for the post text -- yeah I've been kind of thinking about that. Will do something about it soon, gonna darken it a tad. I mean I can read it, but it gets kind of annoying when it's 2+ paragraphs. Thanks for the input.

I noticed that too. It's kind of a bitch cause they seem to move around...? :confused: I just Cmmd-F (Ctrl-F on a PC) to find a word, in this case a name, on the page fast.

Someone asked me for the uncensored picture from my 'new site is up' thread, so I figured I'd put it here.

This sounds like sarcasm... it isn't necessary, sunshine.

No, you said that I dropped off the planet. You're quite welcome.

Just a note: A lot of OSCMs are on this forum, whether they're active or not. With 32 pages since 2003 of dissing a woman's body I can only FATHOM of how many girls have searched for their name and found some dude going "Ewwwww wtf" at something she spent tons of money on in hope of looking...

I'm pretty damn sure that both Bree and Vicky will be in the top 10 at the end of the contest. Their ranks fluctuate between 1 and 2 real often.

Ghetto Gaggers. Not only is it just gross (girls are often encouraged to **** into a dog bowl), but it's RACIALLY charged. Read some of the summaries for the trailers. Fuck that ****.

I KNOW winning isn't everything, that's why I said I'm not having a cow over not being in the top 50 or anything. That's why I'm not really campaigning. I never called myself a loser, and there has been no squandering. What are you tallllkkiinnnng aboutttt :dunno:

Well that's very kind of you and it makes my day heaps better. <3

Considering she's #1 on MissFO, most people do want to fuck her, you (Edit - No insults, please!). You must be high and heavy on soooomething to fucking try to create an upset. God forfuckingBID a girl wanting to do good with the money that she wins. Bree -- sorry for the ***** thread hi-jack...

Dude. For real. Hahaha.

Better yet, we could make him an 'adult services' ad on Craigslist! I mean, what's the difference? :rofl:

Foot, balls and elbow.

Thanks for that. On your radar? Like your 'battleship missile' radar? Or your 'I wanna wank to that bitch' one? :P

I apologize for not whoring the **** out of myself. Not my style, especially if the chances of me winning are slim to none. If you like me, I trust that you'll vote. I'm not really big on this right now honestly cause I'm obviously not going to win anything, that's all. My only input is that you...

Holy fucking ****. The only difference? You obviously didn't look up "pornography" and "prostitution". And guess what? I'm insulted. Not because you're getting me confused with a prostitute, but because I KNOW you didn't bother to do some research before you asked this ridiculous question...

Just really upset because I seriously make it a point to be active on here and take time out of my busy schedule to talk with everyone.

Haha. :P Yeah, I at least think that there should be a contest for the girls that have been active OSCMs on the forum. Looks/intelligence/quality seem like categories that could get... messy since they're so subjective.

Dude. Flattered! :lovecoupl Your ass is pretty awesome too, not gonna lie. I'd hit it. And tan lines are hot! I never fucking tan and I wish I could like... marker-on some microkini tanlines, lmao.

No dude, maybe I'm the only person left on Earth and all of you have fallen off. I make posts pretty damn often. And if I don't start a new post, I reply to like... everything. I literally set aside time to go on FO at night so I'm pretty damn offended that people are tripping over me not...

Rosie. :1orglaugh

I'm just really curious because I've never done it before. Well, once a guy I was ******** with looked up one of my trailers post-fucking and he tried to grope me and stuff while it was on but it was way too weird for me to see/hear myself and not to crack up laughing.* Super awkward. Then...

I usually only trust parodies done by New Sensations cause they're all really well done. And yeah, I agree with calpoon -- it's kind of ridiculous to want to try to compete (imitate?) with CG that cost a bazillion majillion bucks and took 15 years to concoct. It's almost insulting.

Thank you for the request! xoxo Be sure to check out my new site! kimoraklein.com

No prob. I'm not being too pushy on people when it comes to voting for me 'cause it's just not gonna happen (lol). But it's appreciated. I actually am pretty content with how its looking with Bree Olsen at the top. She's hot, and ridiculously intelligent. Got a lot of respect. Although she...