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And I appreciate your penis! :hatsoff:

Re: Ask Kimora Klein Anythang No, not by choice. Something's terribly wrong with me, and we'll never know what! SOUNDS. LIKE. A. PLAN. I'm in Tallahassee every once in a while to visit my best friend. Hmmm, depends on what this wish is, and what you're dying from. lol.

Re: Ask Kimora Klein Anythang Awwwwwwwwwww. D: lol. Because I'll probably never get married. I've been single for almost 5 years. I'm fucked (and only that). :[ Anus butter?! Ew! Moist panties is never a bad thing. :angels:

Re: Ask Kimora Klein Anythang I prefer circumcised. I don't trust most guys with their cleanliness. 1 word: Smegma. :pukey: Caution looking that word up if you don't know.

I'm a copycat. Kitty. Pussy. mew mew. 1 2 3 GO!

Aw yay, thanks! Be sure to check out my site in my sig!

I agree! LOL. I'm hanging in there...

I'm surprised Vivid took so long to hop on the parody train. I thought they wouldn't -- they probably hesitated and then realized what a money-maker it is. Gotta say though, I'm a big fan of New Sensations. They're the ones that got the trend going and make the best movies. Too bad I only look...

I'm surprised at how tame these replies have been. But honey, as much as I love FreeOnes... this is NOT the place to be asking.

*sexier voice* Why thank you, mister! ;) Try telling that to the people at the McD's drive-thru that tell me "Next window, sir."

Ugh, dude! I know! If I had the budget and the people, I would do that **** on my own!

The gorgeous Alexis Golden!

Thank you! Excited!

Only if it's running Mac/Linux OS.

Uhhh... that was probably Jonny Slim! Scene was in the bedroom, post-fuck picture was in the kitchen. I'm always hungry after I bang, lol. Thanks! Not necessarily a new promo, but trailers of coming scenes -- yes!

Me and Elmer. He wuvs my widdle titties.

Generic or not... stil love ya! :lovecoupl

Well that was uncalled for.

Huzzah! Thanks! I've been doing little things here and there... but I am sooooo readyyyy to take a dick. ****, I'd be down with a dick in my mouth checking my email.

Officially off hiatus and getting my first panel test since January (... the last time I fucked...) to shoot all this week for KimoraKlein.com! Just a few more scenes and I can open up the doors of the members-only site. Sorry I haven't been on FO lately. You know I love you guys! My day job...

I will make it a POINT to utilize 'outstupidize' tomorrow at work. I'm sure it'll be able to come into play. Can't be bothered, huh? :******: Kimora = Nickname given to me by a bouncer at the club I'm at more than my house. He says I look like Kimora Lee Simmons with my hair straight. Klein =...

The association of the words 'gnarly' and body hair makes me cringe, lol.

HAHAHA RAMONA! She seemed like a little bitch. No way, your name means Scared Turtle?

I will be auctioning off a pair of panties... EVERY WEEK! ... with the minimum bid at only $15. I get fucking soaked in them (see picture below), and then zip them in a baggie so they're nice and fresh when they reach you. All my auctions also come with a personalized handwritten, signed...

AHHHHAHAHA, sickkk.

Haha that's pretty good. With my hair straight and all and my abs suddenly getting jacked. I'm still waiting for my Death Proof parody where I'm Jungle Julia...

Re: Your fansigns have arrived! It took Google and imagination. :rofl:

I totally got ***** the other night and called a friend to express my regret as to not calling myself "Amelia Bedelia". HOW EPIC would that be. My scenes would mirror the names of the series of the childrens' book: THANK YOU, AMELIA BEDELIA - A birthday fuck AMELIA BEDELIA AND THE SURPRISE...

A vagina isn't an endless hole, lol. It can only go so far. Just gotta relax, stick two fingers up there, feel it, pinch it, and pull it out.

TACO BELL, hands down.

Who said girls tan their assholes? Maybe that girls' asshole is just her skin color. Everyone's different. Same thing with when enemas are done. Depends on the girl. Can't talk for other people, and I sure as hell can't talk cause nothing's going near my butt. And yeah, some girls shove a...

That'll exist soon enough, trust me.

:D You're very welcome and I'm glad you think it rocks!

I'm so glad you like it! :D You're welcome!

You're quite welcome! I try. :o

I thought I made one for you at one point...?

No prob babe! Hope you like it! I had to kind of improvise since I don't have any readily available dix for swallowing.

Woohoo! You better show it off somewhere! :tongue:

Aw <3 Glad you're happy with it!

Wait till you see me and Sara's g/g scene...!

If you DO NOT see your fansign here, please check the above post with the possible reason why. :( Sorry. Please ask for another! Fansigns continued:

Your fansigns have arrived! These were pretty fun. I definitely had to improvise on a few, and some were challenging. If yours ISN'T here, it's because: a) Aunt Flo came to visit and I'd rather not show you that. b) I didn't understand what you were talking about. So please, ask for something...

Making your fansigns today :] Please make sure you're subscribed to this thread to get yours!

All deez OSCMs. We breakfast. http://vimeo.com/2528352

I second this.

You weren't looking for one? :P And awww thanks babe! Eh, I kind of have to work stupidly long days until I move out of the parents' house so I can shoot again and make three weeks' pay in one day. *facepalm*

Glowing = pregnant Shiny = acne-prone Neither = turn-on :\

If you want me completely shaved, you should try to put some effort into your **** too.

MASSIVE ******. All albums. I play 'Antistar' in my head whenever I'm getting slowfucked.

Dear everyone who secured a fansign -- You will have it either before/on the weekend. I come home stupid exhausted from long work days and I wanna be able to take my time and get these right :P