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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Sir Richard Attenborough has died

    http://news.yahoo.com/actor-director-richard-attenborough-dies-90-212939590.html So long, Dickie. We hardly knew ye.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    U.S. Army Major General Harold Greene Laid to Rest

    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/u-s-army-major-general-harold-greene-laid-rest-n180946 On that note a hearty FUCK YOU to our Divider in Chief who was -- and I'm not shitting you -- at the Vineyard Golf Club during General Greene's funeral.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Are jimmy2190 and assari one in the same?

    The levels of e-tardation exhibited by both and their postings seem to point in that direction.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    About damn time

    http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=newssearch&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CBwQqQIoADAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nydailynews.com%2Fnews%2Fpolitics%2Fobama-u-s-broke-siege-iraqi-mount-sinjar-article-1.1903644&ei=ozrtU67AB5KLyATIsIHIDg&usg=AFQjCNG6NwNje5nqk4mxRjrrWAGNjq2WUA&bvm=bv.732313...
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    The apathy of this board towards the Mike Brown shooting in Ferguson is commendable.

    Seriously, the fact that no one has started race hustling here is awesome. Great job guys (and gals). The story I've gotten from a couple sources is that the officer involved was attacked by Brown and a friend (the alleged witness) as he was responding to a call at an apartment complex...
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Lauren Bacall Dies at 89

    http://ktla.com/2014/08/12/actress-lauren-bacall-dies-at-89-variety/ So long, Ms Bacall. We hardly knew ye.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ivan Drago ain't got **** on Vladmir Putin

    http://soopermexican.com/2014/07/19/putins-popularity-among-russians-greater-than-obamas-among-americans-at-its-highest/ http://www.gallup.com/poll/173597/russian-approval-putin-soars-highest-level-years.aspx?utm_source=add_this&utm_medium=addthis.com&utm_campaign=sharing#.U8qBvk7WilA.twitter
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tommy Ramone has died

    https://music.yahoo.com/news/tommy-ramone-last-surviving-original-member-influential-punk-050701489.html So long Tommy, we hardly knew ye.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Feds sue business for requiring employees to speak English...under a law that doesn't exist

    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/brittany-m-hughes/federal-gov-t-sues-wisconsin-company-says-english-language The law does not say anything about “linguistic characteristics of a national origin group.” This is a new standard that the Obama administration has invented out of thin air. There is...
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Poll: Obama 'worst president' since World War II

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/theoval/2014/07/02/obama-george-w-bush-quinnipiac-poll-reagan-clinton/11985837/4 http://soopermexican.com/2014/07/02/new-poll-obama-the-worst-president-ronald-reagan-the-best-president-ever/ I love Soopermexican.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy Canada Day!

    I made poutine in honor of the day. And now a few facts about Canada: 1) The worlds first UFO landing pad was built in 1967 in St. Paul Alberta. 2) Approximately 2 kliometres (which, according to normal people, is about 1.6 miles) below Sudbury, Ontario lies the world’s deepest underground...
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Finally a poll that actually amounts to something.

    Briefly served as the Hand of the King. Has taken multiple shots to the balls for your amusement.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    The "Obama Girl" finally came to her senses.

    VIMnIh10po0 I like her shorts.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Maya Angelou dead at 86

    I really like the way she sold Butterfingers.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    High school listed for sale on Craigslist, only $17

    My alma mater. No, for reals. I graduated from this place. I just can't believe it took someone this long to do this in Iowa. http://www.kcci.com/news/high-school-listed-for-sale-on-craigslist-only-17/26050382?utm_source=hootsuite&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=kcci
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    [SOLVED] nudes a poppin' girl

    The one on the left. Anyone?
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    The seventh seal has been broken: Chelsea Clinton is pregnant

    http://gma.yahoo.com/chelsea-clinton-m-pregnant-211223414--abc-news-***********.html The *** will have horns and hooves.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    April Fool's is nearing.

    Anyone planning anything spectacular?
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Finding used porn in the woods.

    I was listening to a "How did this get made?" podcast earlier today and the topic of found porn was broached and it got me thinking. Growing up in Urbandale, IA, my ******* and I would often find ourselves walking through wooded areas near our home. On more than a few occasions we'd find a few...
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rest in peace, Harold Ramis

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-harold-ramis-dead-20140224,0,2259309.story So long, Egon, we hardly knew ye.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    *Freeones Troll Hall of Fame*

    For as long as there has been an internet there have been trolls. Some are offended by being tagged with this appellation but I think it's time we vindicated those internet tough guys who toil for long hours in their *******' basements to make certain that someone gets pissed off. It's time to...
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Sid Caesar, Dead At 91

    I like a lot of the work he did and that he is alleged to have knocked out a *****. Rest in peace. http://variety.com/2014/tv/news/sid-caesar-master-of-tv-comedy-dies-at-91-1201100019/...
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rest in Peace, Ariel Sharon

    I know this isn't going to go over well with certain members here but I truly admired much of what this man accomplished in life. If you have something negative to add, please feel free to start your own thread and don't post it here. I'm looking at you W***E.W*** and a couple others. From...
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Achtung, baby: Tila ******* has become a **** apologist.

    I have never liked this frying pan-faced moron and this is icing on the cake. http://anonymoustruthblog.com/sympathize-hitler-part-1-true-history-unveiled/ http://anonymoustruthblog.com/hitler-refused-offers-from-rothschild-bankers/ Oh, and she believes Paul Walker was ********...
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Shana tova

    vCYRM7KYJY4#t
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Elmore Leonard expired This Gloomy Tuesday At The Age Of 87

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/elmore-leonard-modern-prose-master-noted-for-his-t,33559/?utm_source=Tumblr&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:1:Default Fuck.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    So long Fatso, we hardly knew ye.

    Art Donovan, hall of fame defensive tackle for Baltimore Colts, dies at age 89 http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/art-donovan-hall-fame-defensive-tackle-baltimore-colts-005848483.html The first time I was exposed to the wit of Art Donovan was during one of his numerous...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Victim Ordered to Pay ***** Support to Aggressor

    Everyone is going nuts about the other huge news story going on right now but: http://livewirereview.com/pay-*****-support/ :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: I'm really enjoying the comments at the bottom of the article.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Florida’s most-blinged Camaro ZL1

    http://autos.yahoo.com/news/florida%E2%80%99s-most-blinged-camaro-zl1-brings-out-the-haters-in-*****.html I'm leaning toward the latter.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    On a scale of 1-Paula Deen, how racist would you say you are?

    I'm not asking for any anecdotes or arguments for or against. I would just like to know if you happen to think people are who they are due to something other than the vagueries of pigmentation and where they happened to be born.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Science!

    Fuckin' A. I just forgot every sciencey thing I ever learned. image hosting picasa
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk 2013

    Yeah, it's that time of year again, bitches. I would've put more care and effort into this but what are you gonna do? I love all you cunts equally, so it was really hard to narrow down the choices. In the end I just decided to go with the visitors activity and rep. Who will be TROLL OF THE...
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Venture Bros. Season V

    May 19th at midnight! My old sig was pretty Brock Samson-centric, if'n you recall. I'm a fanboy. If you didn’t already think that The Venture Bros. was a convoluted marvel, I recommend you watch this. Gary "Number 21" sums up the series so far. YgR5enB-ph8 This is Brock Samson. He's...
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    The 13 Creepiest Things A ***** Has Ever Said To A Parent

    Sponsored by The parents of Reddit posed the question: "What is the creepiest thing your young ***** has ever said to you?" The responses were bone-chilling: 13. windows screen capture 12. screenshot on pc 11. image hosting over 10mb 10. image hosting site no sign up 9. how to...
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    It's Been Ten Years Since We Lost The World's Best Neighbor.

    Initially educated to be a minister, Fred McFeely Rogers was displeased with the way television addressed ******** and made an effort to change this when he began to write for and perform on local Pittsburgh-area shows dedicated to youth. Fred developed his own show in 1968 and it was...
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    U.K. police write witness statement of Peach the dog

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/uk-police-issue-witness-statement-character-peaches-dog-203049574.html I've written notes for my dog after ******** have given me drawings they've made but this is genius.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Did you watch the state of the union address?

    I didn't. The Westminister dog show was on. I did flip to the address briefly; long enough to hear Obama claim the federal government has made spending cuts. I nearly pissed myself laughing at that whopper.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Naked IntruderPooped And Masturbated In Florida Home

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-****-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html Has BaconSalt been found?
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

    I have more emotions invested in this than of the other silly stuff happening today. So go out and watch squirrels collect nuts and see ******* more fiscally responsible than most humans. free image hosting upload pic online photo sharing online photo sharing
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    how companies score lifelong customers

    Boy writes letter to LEGO after losing minifigure, gets awesome response. http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/boy-writes-letter-lego-losing-minifigure-gets-awesome-220816003.html
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    Spider-Man window washers surprise **** at All ********'s Hospital

    Now this is something I can appreciate. http://www.tampabay.com/features/spider-man-window-washers-surprise-****-at-all-childrens-hospital/1269920
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    Word lessons or what misuse of a word drives you crazy?

    So list the word, how it is used improperly and what it actually means and why it bothers you, if you're so inclined. I was just screwing around on tumblr earlier and the word "decimate" gets tossed around nilly-willy all the fracking time . Decimation (Latin: decimatio; decem = "ten") was a...
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    [SOLVED] Holy hell! Another busty woman to ID (Nicole Moser).

    Another one I found on tumblr.
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Holy hell! Who is this busty girl?

    I found her on tumblr and I can't find any more.
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Obama and Biden indicted by Florida grand jury

    http://www.westernjournalism.com/obama-and-biden-indicted-by-florida-grand-jury/ It's about fucking time.
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    Noted liberal newspaper endorses Romney

    http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20121027/OPINION03/121026026/The-Register-endorsement-Mitt-Romney-offers-a-fresh-economic-vision?Frontpage&nclick_check=1[/U] God news from my hometown. The register has nominated a republican got the first time since Nixon's second run. This should...
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    I put this on Craigslist the other day..........

    And I haven't had any offers. Is there something wrong with them?
  48. Ace Boobtoucher

    Wynn On Obama: “I’ll Be Damned If I Want To Have Him Lecture Me”

    And this guy voted for Obama in 2008. http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2012/10/09/steve_wynn_on_obama_ill_be_damned_if_ill_have_him_lecture_me.html
  49. Ace Boobtoucher

    Exposed: Obama campaign staffer helps woman vote twice.

    I am shocked. Shocked I say. To think that a senior campaign staffer for someone as honest and transparent as BHO would do such a thing. http://www.projectveritas.com/node/147...
  50. Ace Boobtoucher

    Former Lions great Alex Karras dies at 77

    He was a ****** on the field for the University of Iowa and the Lions and a star of one of the funniest movies ever made. Rest in peace, Mongo. We hardly knew ye. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/former-lions-star-alex-karras-grave-condition-211021452--nfl.html
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