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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    BREAKING: New Jersey Homeland Security has Declared ANTIFA a Terrorist Organization

    https://www.njhomelandsecurity.gov/analysis/anarchist-extremists-antifa#.WVnkTOPVylw.twitter
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cuck Schumer calls flight attendant bitch after being told to turn off his cell phone.

    http://nypost.com/2009/12/16/schumer-calls-flight-attendant-who-told-him-to-turn-off-cell-phone-bitch/ He apologized after word got out, but it's okay because he's not a republican.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy National Hamburger Day, Bitches!

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  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Holy ****. I frigging love this woman. Who is she?

    Thanks for any effort.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Aaron Hernandez' agent isn't convinced he committed suicide.

    https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/aaron-hernandez-agent-isnt-convinced-suicide-least-one-person-might-agree-142229813.html I didn't realize Meester was a sports agent. Also, I didn't realize anyone with common sense was still associated with Aaron Hernandez. So long, you fucking murderous...
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    The phenomenon of Grandpa Joe hatred.

    Willy Wonka is a great film but there is a cabal of miscreants, like me, who believe Grandpa Joe is the embodiment of evil here on Earf. He was bedridden for twenty years; sponging off his ********-in-law, who worked as a maid; then, when his grandson Charlie wins the Golden Ticket he...
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Forty days without Facebook, twitter, tumblr or this cluster fuck? You're on.

    See you turd burglars in forty days. Happy Easter.
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    ******* ***** who voted FIVE times in the 2016 election sentenced to eight years...........

    But there's no chance this happened anywhere else because a person who's a criminal by definition wouldn't think of doing other ******* things, would they? http://100percentfedup.com/arrogant-*******-*****-voted-5-times-2016-election-gets-8-yearslawyers-call-sentence-harshblame-trumplol-video/
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Liberals no longer get to complain about wikileaks.

    Because, continuing his scorched Earf policy, Stompy Foot commuted the sentence of a proven traitor. Bradley Manning will have his sentence reduced and he will be released May 17th.
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey, membah how much good work the Clinton Global initiative did.........

    for the Clitons and almost nobody else? I membah. And they've fucking closed their doors and laid off all their employees. I wonder if it's because they don't have anything else left to sell. https://labor.ny.gov/app/warn/details.asp?id=5801
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Meryl Streep's speech at the Golden Globes last night.................

    is one of the reasons I don't give a jizz filled rag of a fuck about what Hollywood thinks about the rest of the world. How brave she was to speak out in a room full of people with the exact same G*d damn view she shares with them. I'd love if that twunt tried that **** at an Elk's Club; Rotary...
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    You took Carrie Fisher and now you've taken Debbie Reynolds. G*d damn you, 2016!

    https://www.yahoo.com/*********/debbie-reynolds-dies-84-just-014354818.html So long, Debbie Reynolds. We hardly knew ye. May the burdens of this shitty world rest lightly on your shoulders. I met her 20 years or so ago when she was running her casino here in Vegas. She was the epitome of grace...
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    G*D dammnit, 2016. You've gone too far this time! Carrie Fisher has died.

    http://people.com/movies/carrie-fisher-dies/ So long, Carrie Fisher. We hardly knew ye.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey. Membah that black church in Mississippi that was vandalized with "vote Trump" and burned?

    Hey. Membah that black church in Mississippi that was vandalized with "vote Trump" and burned? Surely that was the work of some fascist supporters of the President-elect and racially motivated, right? Not so fast, you racist fucks...
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Today I placed wreaths on the graves of two American Heroes.

    photoupload Wreaths across America is an event that takes place around Christmas each year. Participants clear the tombstone of any debris, say the deceased's name, and place the wreath against or near their tombstone. The Veteran's Cemetary in Boulder City, NV, was expecting around 100 people...
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    ****The really real Trolls of Freeones Talk, 2017 edition*****

    I wanted to spring this on you bisches around New Year's Day but someone has ****** my hand. To Qualify you must post something exceptionally shitty or stupid, preferably both. This honor in no way has any bearing on the Prestigious Asshat Of The Year awards, which I will start the polling for...
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fixing to watch "Scientology: The Aftermath" on A&E

    Who's in? https://twitter.com/LeahRemini
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gunman storms retirement home for monks

    http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/gunman-storms-retirement-home-for-monks-near-montpellier-in-france-a3404391.html adult image host
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Florence Henderson Dies at 82

    https://www.yahoo.com/*********/florence-henderson-brady-bunch-matriarch-060621260.html So long, Carol Brady. We hardly knew ye.
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    The "Suck it up, buttercup" bill is introduced in my awesome home state.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/11/16/the-suck-it-up-buttercup-bill-iowa-lawmaker-targets-postelection-campus-hysteria/ http://whotv.com/2016/11/14/iowa-lawmaker-proposes-suck-it-up-buttercup-bill-following-president-elect-protests-on-i-80/...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy Veteran's Day.

    On November 11, 1919, U.S. President Woodrow Wilson issued a message to his countrymen on the first Armistice Day in which he expressed what he felt the day meant to Americans: "ADDRESS TO FELLOW-COUNTRYMEN The White House, November 11, 1919. A year ago today our enemies laid down their arms in...
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ambush leaves 2 Des Moines-area officers dead

    http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2016/11/02/2-police-officers-******-ambush-attacks/93155012/ May their memories be a blessing. I read about it late last night and my heart sank. But they did catch a suspect, which is nice. I was kind of hoping he wouldn't get the chance to stand...
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Icon of Liberal Douchieness Tom Hayden has died.

    http://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-tom-hayden-snap-story.html So long, you old turd. We knew too much about you.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Judge Dismisses Newtown Families' Lawsuit Against *** Maker

    http://fox61.com/2016/10/14/judge-dismisses-lawsuit-by-families-of-newtown-victims-against-remington-arms/amp/
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rival Teams Work Together to Allow Teen With Cerebral Palsy to Score Touchdown

    https://gma.yahoo.com/rival-teams-together-allow-teen-cerebral-palsy-score-051600537--abc-news-topstories.html?bcmt=comments-postbox This. This is the quote I will include for my Trolls Of Freeones Talk 2017 yearbook quote.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    Arnold Palmer has died.

    He was 87. Aaaaaaaaaaaand my day is now ruined. So long, Arnold Palmer. We hardly knew ye. https://www.facebook.com/topic/Arnold-Palmer/106751299362960?source=whfrt&position=1&trqid=-1
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Suspect in Washington State mall shooting arrested

    http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/teen-cancer-survivor-among-mall-shooting-victims-search-for-gunman-continues/ adult image host The media bent over backwards to identify this turd as anything but a member of the religion of peace. To be fair, the police reports about his...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    NYC IED Explosion: 29 Injured

    http://americanmilitarynews.com/2016/09/breaking-photos-nyc-ied-explosion-25-injured-second-ied-explosion-in-12-hours/?utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=alt&utm_source=asmdss Thank God there were no fatalities.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    IED Explodes At Marine Charity Race In New Jersey

    Thank God no one was injured, but they cancelled the race. http://americanmilitarynews.com/2016/09/breaking-ied-explodes-at-marine-charity-race-in-new-jersey-multiple-other-devices-reported-town-on-lockdown/?utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=alt&utm_source=asmdss adult image host
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    CJ Beathard Suspended...

    After Refusing to Stand for “In Heaven There Is No ****” http://www.widerightnattylite.com/2016/9/5/12779312/cj-beathard-suspended-heaven-no-****-iowa-hawkeyes-football Good bit of satire, even if it was from an ISU fan.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    Legislators File Contempt Motion Against McAuliffe Over Felon Voting

    http://dailysignal.com/2016/08/31/in-historic-move-virginia-legislators-file-contempt-motion-against-mcauliffe-over-felon-voting/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=thf-fb Imma just leave this here.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gene Wilder has slipped the mortal coil.

    He was 83. I **** Alzheimer's. So long, Jerome Silberman. We Hardly knew ye. https://www.yahoo.com/news/nephew-gene-wilder-star-mel-brooks-movies-dies-192526715.html
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Huma's beard busted for sexting again.

    http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/08/28/gross-worlds-worst-***-anthony-weiner-strikes-again/?utm_content=buffer5eb4c&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Kathleen Kane will probably be nominated for US AG or SCOTUS if Hilldebeast wins.

    http://gawker.com/pennsylvania-attorney-general-found-guilty-of-all-charg-1785331039?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-kathleen-kane-verdict-20160815-story.html Wait a minute. Her ******* is...
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Godspeed Kenny Baker.

    The diminutive actor ****** away. Some sources claim he was 81, while a couple others state he was 83. Regardless of that, his performances always entertained. So long, Kenny Baker. We hardly knew ye. http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/r-i-p-kenny-baker-r2-d2-actor-has-died-at-83/...
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    Tips for the Rio Olympics

    Some of this is actually useful. But I included a few tips from my own experience living there. http://imgur.com/gallery/hR7R8
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    Police routinely suppress racial data in Canada, study says

    http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/police-routinely-suppress-racial-data-in-canada-study-says Wait, I thought Canada was a frosted Utopia.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    ***Breaking*** three officers dead, at least three wounded in Baton Rouge.

    https://www.facebook.com/ebrsheriff/?fref=nf https://www.facebook.com/LouisianaGov/?fref=nf http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2016/07/17/baton-rouge-police-shooting/87219860/ May their memories be a blessing. #BlueLivesMatter At least the scumbag shooter went down, too.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Theresa May begins ruling the best way possible.

    How on Earf are the Brits going to fight radical islam without a climate change agency? http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/new-british-pm-*****-climate-change-agency/article/2596645?custom_click=rss...
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    The irony of a black lives matter a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ organizer sentenced for "lynching".........

    The irony of a black lives matter a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ organizer sentenced for "lynching"......... has apparently been lost on the mainstream media. Black Lives Matter a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ organizer Jasmine Richards was arrested and charged with attempting to seize someone from police custody. She was...
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Official Detective David Hoffman fan Thread

    For those of you who don't know, David Hoffman is a detective on "Angie Tribeca." Hoffman is played by Jagger, a four year old Belgian Malinois named Jagger. And he steals every scene he's in. The funniest thing about it is that nobody acknowledges that he's a dog. I have an affinity for the...
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    MS 13 member dies after trying to gold plate his nuts.

    http://now88news.com/2016/03/30/ms-13-gang-member-died-trying-gold-plate-genitals/ I, for one, think this kind of behavior should be encouraged. And apparently it's not an isolated incident.
  43. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy Star Wars Day all you sith heads.

    May the fourth be with you. This one's pretty easy. But do you get this one?
  44. Ace Boobtoucher

    Space Raptor Butt Invasion tops the list of Hugo nominees

    http://vancouversun.com/entertainment/books/science-fictions-most-prestigious-prize-could-go-to-space-raptor-butt-invasion http://www.latimes.com/books/jacketcopy/la-et-jc-hugos-puppies-20160427-snap-htmlstory.html...
  45. Ace Boobtoucher

    Man robs Las Vegas Carl's Jr. armed with *****

    http://www.fox5vegas.com/story/31719501/man-robs-las-vegas-carls-jr-armed-with-*****
  46. Ace Boobtoucher

    ‘Pawn Stars’ Chumlee arrested on weapon and **** charges

    The original title was "pawn stars fan favorite" but that fat cock chugger has never been a favorite of mine. The thing that put my opinion of that fat fuck in the negative was when he pulled into a car dealership in a brand new Maseratti. I told my boss that I wanted nothing to do with him...
  47. Ace Boobtoucher

    Kevin Bacon's baconiest bacons.

    I gotta go with "she's having a baby," or maybe "****** House." Such bacony goodness.
  48. Ace Boobtoucher

    Anastasiadate.com creeps me out.

    Their ads have been popping up on TNT while I'm trying to enjoy Hawaii Five O and they are skeevy as fuck. What kind of scumbag visits one of those sites? I ask here because there are a ton of skeevy scumbags hanging around and they would know.
  49. Ace Boobtoucher

    Bob Elliott of Bob and Ray has died.

    He was 92. I used to love listening to Bob and Ray. Their understated wit was in direct contrast with the caustic, cynical comedy popular in their time. Plus, he was Chris Elliott's ****** and he must have done something right because that guy is a Goddamn American treasure...
  50. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump, Pope Francis among Nobel Peace Prize nominees

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-pope-francis-among-2016-nobel-peace-prize-candidates/ Now Pope Francis and the woman who speaks out against the ISIS sex trade I can understand. But Trump? Then again, someone nominated Stompy Foot for not being George W. Bush, so who's to say the...
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