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:1orglaugh Two things. 1. If I want to play with nipples and boobs, I've got my own. :) 2. If I want to play with penises, I have my fiance's.

At least you didn't say "I tend not to eat where others have fucked."

Why don't they just make him wear an apple on his head, too, and make extra challenging?

Rather off topic, but I thought the title said "Why the US military loves RuPaul". :dunno:

Same here. It's a WONDERFUL age we live in. I can see me as an ancient woman. "You chilluns don't know how good you have it. When I was your age, only doctors, **** dealers and prostitutes had cell phones. I didn't get my own until I was in my late teens/early twenties. You're practically...

Cigarettes. I'm not really into porn. (Really. It's TRUE.)

Is that so?

Re: Last bad movie you saw That Lindsey Lohan piece of crap?

AnAkA-Against the Grain :bowdown::banger:

yesterday

Dial up. I am half a step up from a Mennonite.

I'm going to continue with my perpetual lameness... Scar, from "The Lion King".

Because they are OBVIOUSLY masturbating, and to show their pleasure, they're calling the name of the person providing it. OK, it sounded better in my head, but I'm keeping it as is.

Actually, the baby looks pink. Yeah, I'm not funny.

I don't mind wearing either, but I think I prefer booty shorts more.

I can't learn ANYTHING...I don't have cable...

Is it just me, or is anyone else thinking of the San Diego chicken? I operate on the basis that it's best not to know.

Oddly enough, I know some girls that might be...enticed...by such methods.

Nikki Nipplicious looks like she has penises for nipples. How. Very. Odd. :helpme:

I haven't yet, but I have hopes that I will. Of course, I STILL haven't seen Clerks 2. :helpme:

Not me...in that way... Although my man just MIGHT like it if I did.

I guess I'm a wuss or something, but I just don't think I could **** a future ******** without knowing how the after (fore?) effects.

In some places, camels are treated better than women. In such places, baby camels get to sit in the cab of trucks and women get to sit in the back of the truck and pray that they don't get jostled out.

How would it affect the past/future? Would it affect anything at all?

In no particular order-- read, smoke, check out this board (and another one), camp in a baseball chat room, listen to music, file my nails, buy books, attempt to organize my earrings, check out Wikipedia, harass friends, ****** and coworkers on MySpace, consider cleaning the house... and if...

That doesn't look like chocolate milk. Caramel, maybe, but NOT chocolate.

Is that why you don't watch those movies a certain someone got for you? Always a cheapass. :tongue:

I'm all about tap water. Hell, I made it through Milwaukee's whole cryptosporidium thingy a long time back. I'm perfectly normal. For me. :nanner:

Heh. Like I said earlier, literal translations... :dunno::)

chilly about/from/of duck ???????

Re: Worst movie of all time I'm all for people having their own opinions, but how can you **** a movie that isn't even released yet?

Damned if I remember, but I figured I'd join in and add my own contribution. Rowlf the Dog from the Muppets. :nanner:

Re: Worst movie of all time The Emerald Forest Dead/Alive, or whatever the hell that movie is. The man of the household knows...

I have an identical twin ******. Does that count?

If any of my sisters went into porn, I wouldn't know about it. Unless the man of the household pointed them out to me, saying, "Honey!! Isn't that one of your sisters?!?!?!?" But then, nekkid females don't do anything for me, what with being a female myself and all.

Same here. The one genre of music I really, truly, absolutely CANNOT stand is jazz. It angries up the *****.:mad:

That reminds of me what we say on the other board I'm on. There, it's all (well, not ALL, but bear with me) about corporate-mandated ideas that sound good on paper but just won't work in real life. Like communism.

Bloomers/knickers/pantalettes ROCK!!!!!!! C-strings...nah. I don't think I'd EVER wear one. Well, maybe if I was ***** and lost a bet, but I think my fiance MIGHT have something to say about that.

Don't do it too soon after they just start school, though. Young ******** like to play and experiment. I was just mentioning to the man of the household that I once saw something on Inside Edition or some such show back in the day where they had a former hermaphrodite on. Soon after birth...

I took two years of French and two years of Spanish. Horrific accent, remember a few words, and I always read literally. Yep. My mandatory foreign language studies REALLY paid off. :tongue:

Beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh

Wow. I'm an American, but I get British humor... I got it, for what it's worth.

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: :D

Dark Helmet. I think he may be my favorite even more than Cyrus "The Virus". :D

And YOUR fingers are WHERE, sir?

I remember, soon after I started (all those few weeks ago...) I went through the Members List so I could get an idea of the different "titles" and approx. when they would change. Good fun. Even better is that I post occasionally, so mine changes a couple of times a week. :nanner:

I thought that theory was quite disproved... :dunno:

That's a shame. I'm barely 5' 2", but I adore tall guys. Being so short, I just can't be with anyone shorter than me...Hell, I don't make a habit of being with guys shorter than 5' 10"

You guys should've brought in someone else to distract the counterperson. If "Loving a Dwarf" was on the first page, I can't help but wonder what followed.

I feel sooooooooooooooooooooooooo lame, but... Cyrus "The Virus" from Con Air. Yep. So lame. :helpme: