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Mine's relatively simple... Becks P.O.A.M.R. If you MUST know what the last 5 letters stand for, ask.

Just for the record, I didn't vote. The ONLY girl option included "and I'm a lesbian", which I am not. Sure, I act bi at work, but still. I'm here for the t-shirt.

Re: Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet p I don't even bother hanging it at all anymore. I just stand it up near the toilet. I'm getting lazy.

I tried doing that at a doctor's office once. No one thought it was cute. Maybe because I was 20 at the time?

I liked a lot of them...too many to name. The egg ones kinda freaked me out, though. :(

I am shocked and appalled and I sincerely hope that they find a way to disallow his last 200+ HRs.

No, but I HAVE thought about why school buses don't have seatbelts. But that's just me.

"I much prefer your identical twin ******. She's better looking."

Literally? :eek:

Do I even want to know what, exactly, you gentlemen shook?

I've been told that. Bless my at work boyfriends' hearts. :)

I was going to say the exact same thing. Since I quoted you, I guess I kinda did.

Will I have more time added to my sentence in Hell because I giggled at that?

Re: How do you Masturbate? Without my fiance being at home. :tongue:

My computer. I want an iPod or other some such, but I doubt I'll get one.

I probably should've clarified, and I apologize for not having done so sooner. I don't mind MY scent. I don't mask it at all. My man finds it enticing. Or even my man's. I just don't like the smell of sperm in my vag. That's all.

Hey, Brewers were in first place again this morning. :nanner:

One time a friend of mine asked if I knew anyone (female) who would be interested in joining her and her man. Couldn't think of anyone, but anyhoo... I told her at the time that she has to be 100% certain that both she and her man are prepared for ANYTHING that happens. It has been my...

Good point. However, what if this is the year that they ***** too late?

Lucky lady.

My Mommy was on the Pill when she got pregnant with me and my twin ******. :dunno: I don't know how off topic this will be, but this lady prefers when her man wears a condom. It all just smells better than going without. Does that make sense?

And fair, too. :)

Don't most females think about sucking dick? Trimmed is good, but as long as the guy doesn't look like he's got a sheep down there, I don't really care.

Evil. I like it. :1orglaugh

OK, not that part. Just that they're over .500 this late in the season. And since you hurt my feelings, I'm going to crawl to the corner and curl up in the ***** position and cry until my eyes fall out. :******:

Pistachio ice cream.

Single ice cream. I'm trying to be on a diet. :helpme: Evil. You are Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew a few of those. I like learning new things. :D

Oh, cool...it's a poll now. I shall vote. :D

:bowdown: I think I love you. :bowdown: It's times like this that I'm glad I'm a lifelong Brewers fan. :D

What type of flavor? Natural? Artificial? Soda? Ice cream? I need answers!!!!!! :sobbing:

Whatever makes people happy, I suppose.

Nobody inverts?

This is why I get all my news from The Onion.

:1orglaugh Remind me to NEVER answer an ad.

You just get better and better, don't you? :)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, some people DID say, "To be closer to God"... Me, I have sex because... Well... Because... It's fun, damn it.

:nanner: I hope by providing a dancing banana I can avoid answering the question.

:wave2: I have my spiffy moments. :D

I spend my vacations on Planet Spaceball. I'm so :lame:

Good read. I think I learned something today. :eek:

Is it safe to assume that a woman took that picture?

There are guys who can find the G-spot??? Can I meet one (or more) of them? Please?

I like bubblers. I wish there were more of them.

What kind of cookie would you like? Homemade? Store bought? Girl Scout? GIANT cookie cake? Cookie dough? Cookie dough ice cream? Whatever you want, it's yours.

Most of the girls I talk with either shave or trim. Now if only more guys would...

187 on one name, 13 or so on another. Most are ******, friends, coworkers and favorite bands. So sue me. :dunno::tongue:

I'm sorry. :( Forgive me? If you forgive me, I'll give you a cookie. :D

Yes, they def. should put in some effort. If they can't find what they're specifically asking about/for, they can at the very least post a pic or link saying, "This isn't EXACTLY what I want, but it gives you the general idea" or some such.