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We always get Mets and/or Yankees. I miss my Brewers. :******:

Better than that.

Here are some of my favorites, and please, don't make fun... MetallicA AnAkA Godsmack Linkin Park Disturbed KoRn Drowning Pool :banger::banger: and others. I've had a long day. I'm forgetful.

miracle

Meh. At times it CAN be overrated, but when it's happening, it can be the best thing EVER.

I don't think I'm THAT superstitious... ...

Makes me smile :D

Rock N Sock Connection

Since when go guys say "blow" like it's a bad thing? Reminds me of some of the cops at work.

Oh, same premise, really, but involves chocolate and whatnot. If I can find it again, I'll post it.

What I'm about to say is :lame: but, :snicker: sex on the beach.

I hadn't seen that one before, but I've seen others. Next time I get emailed a bunch, I'll try to add them.

:shudder: I'll be seeing THAT in my nighmares.

I need one of each, please. :tongue:

I like the PMSing/menopausal women one better, but this one is funny. :1orglaugh

Men. :sigh: :tongue:

Well, at least there's a use for pubic hair now.

Do you accept checks, or is it cash only?

From my (female) perspective, I don't think watching porn in secret is a good thing. Also, if he's spending more time watching porn than paying attention to his wife, there's something wrong. I could be a hell of a lot more bitter about this, but I won't be.

OK, I won't **** on my prep work anymore. If that WAS you in the video, can I have your autograph? :D

Eh. Whatever my Brewers do, I'll be happy...or resigned. Although it WOULD be nice to honor my pledge to *** my pants when they make the playoffs. :D

You had DAYS to say it. It's not MY fault you didn't. Quit looking at polls started by ****** members. :tongue:

Oh, I WISH I were a chef!!!! I just prep for the salad bar. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay below my potential, but I'm fond of my rut. As to the biggest vagina...the man of the household showed me a vid of this one guy who stuck his head (and maybe more) into a chick's vag. I could've happily lived my...

Popcorn:popcorn:

Come to visit me at work. We can cut onions at work, cry and be pusses together. Of course, girls like me CAN get away with ****** over onions, but no one messes with me and my folkses. :D

I clip mine as needed. My FINGERNAILS, on the other hand...they tend to break on their own. I was going to say something like that.

I chose "Maybe yes, maybe no". I'm surprised by that. I believe in ghosts and reincarnation and such like. Yet...I'm afraid that once you're dead, you're dead, and I can't reconcile my thoughts. And if you're famous enough, you live on in books and whatnot...

I know the feeling. I cry sometimes at work...damn onions. I cry when I'm really angry. I cry when I'm PMSing. I cried today, as a matter of fact, because I lost the pinky ring that my fiance got for me. :******::******:

Ignore. She wants attention. Don't give her what she wants.

Men...so--men like.

As the man of the household said, "Close encounters of the blurred kind". Gotta love Simpsons quotes.

I don't think anyone looks cool having an orgasm. I'd like to see the male reaction. Usually when I'm giving a BJ, I'm so engrossed in what I'm doing, hearing and feeling the reaction...I'd like to see the goofy faces of pleasurable release.

I would LOVE to own my own home. (Ugh...that was bothersome to type...too many o sounds.) Housing prices in NJ are beyond insane. If I owned a house here, I'd sell it now...OK, a year and a half ago...and move back to Wisconsin and buy at least two of the same quality (if not better).

Evil. I love it. :D That's my fear. I'm so paranoid :eek:

Good rules. May they always be followed.

Meh. :dunno:

VERY funny. :rofl:

Stubborn

Existing

Works for me. :D

It's all about the fuck, huh?

I was in a long distance relationship for the first 3+ years of a now 7+ year relationship. We're still together...living together, even. Yes, it was hard, but it worked. I was 20 when we started talking/started our relationship, and I just turned 28 last month. Maybe my hormones were on...

Awwwwwww, thanks. :D

Is this a SERIOUS question? If it is, I can offer an opinion. If not, I'll find some other thread to check out.

Good acting. :tongue:

We better be careful, or the guys on here will try to encourage us. :tongue: Possibly with each other.

Hard to describe. Maybe it's nothing, but I do have a sensitivity to different scents, so... :dunno:

No option that says, "I'm a straight girl, so ZERO"? That would get my vote.

All I can say is--Good advice.

Ah, well. I still got to post here. :D