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What a fuckin' asshole he was last year! :mad: 9egKDz0by44

My wife, Sara Jean Underwood.

If you ever want a legitimate Sara Jean Underwood siggy, let me know. She's one of my favorites, and I'd be happy to oblige.

This was a joke: http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5137040&postcount=2 You're welcome. :hatsoff:

I miss Hilly. :( Here stories were more believable than that other purported lesbian we have here...

I tried to get alexpnz shot or at least ****** for overusing that smiley. He has nothing meaningful to say and just facepalm spams in order to increase his post count. What a douche... :wave: Hi, alex.

Women should be cleaning or making sandwiches. When they finish with that, they have chores to do. There isn't any time for this rock music nonsense. :mad:

I think you should be dropped from a high distance onto rotating helicopter blades. Just sayin'...

^^ So, why does this guy get to advertise in his signature? He doesn't appear to be an OCSM.

Apple doesn't allow pornography in apps, period. What would be the point of making a FO app?

What's with all the fucking idiotic threads lately? :mad:

Evidently the first baseball game was broadcast during Biblical times. Not surprisingly, Harry Caray was there to call to the action. This is worth a listen if you haven't heard it before: pBU5e2HqcrA

He would probably be the #2 QB taken after Peyton Manning. That's right I said it: Peyton would be a better QB than Jesus.

John Goodman

Dead hookers and *******.

The first time Gore went down, I picked up Westbrook in two leagues. I don't know how to put this... but I'm sort of a big deal. Pimpin' Ain't Breesy (yeah, that's my team name, what?) is now set for the playoffs.

Cheers > Seinfeld > Frasier Just sayin'...

He got to fuck Amanda Holden for eight years. I don't give a fuck what else he did with his life, he wins.

They had sex in reverse? :confused: How does that work? Do you fuck her and then take her to dinner and act interested while she talks for an hour and a half?

Dawson. No doubt about it. The female does all right. Jump ahead to 2:27 to see an absolute fucking moron. hGPVoJinn0A :facepalm: zdVuEpD9_IY

Has to be Christmas Vacation. I think I have that whole movie memorized. "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody is walking out on this fun, old-fashioned ****** Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're...

Nope, I root against them and TCU every week. If you want to sit at the big boy table, play in a BCS conference. Give credit to the Horned Frogs, they joined the weakest of the bunch. I'm definitely rooting for the Newtons and the Ducks to win this week.

5/10

If you're talking about the girl in pink at the top of the page it's Monica Leigh. Here's a sample link to the gallery.

Sara Jean Underwood :( What a way to ruin perfection.

Can we blame Obama for this travesty? **** didn't go down like this when G-Dub was in the White House. [/facetiousness]

I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. If the tartar starts to get out of line, I'm like "C',mon you know the drill. Fall in, crazy ass tartar." I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in ****... That's actually kind of gross...

I hope they don't. I'll be rooting for the Auburn Newtons and the Ducks just so that TCU gets shut out. Fuck 'em, they're nobody.

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I saw 200 sets of tits that looked better than that at my local gym today. [/meesterperfect]

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His Airness > Kobe > That bitch in Miami Fact.

Yep

5/10 Too small. (that's what she said) Melissa Riso

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is ****. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." - Dave Barry

The one on the left. I don't care if they're fashionable, I'm not a fan of the bug eye glasses. Oh, she's also not wearing any clothes. That makes everything better.

"You'll shoot your eye out, ***." Fucking classic.

1. The silence in my room after the final bell. 2. Curling up on the couch with a glass of **** and a good book. 3. Hiking in the rain. 4. Taking my dog Peyton for a walk in the park. 5. Playing football in the snow.

I **** that fat fucking mess of a coach, I **** the Sanchize, I **** Revis and his fucking island, and I **** Braylon "sucker punch" Edwards. Shall I go on? :mad:

Scarface

Dude, the NFL thread is getting very pissed off. He wants all football related discussion to take place in his thread. You wouldn't like him when he's angry... I honestly don't give a fuck who wins this game. I **** both teams. Ideally, a meteor lands on the stadium ******* all fans and...

I don't know about toys, but I bet tech gifts like the iPhone 4 and iPad along with the PlayStation Move and Xbox Kinect will be huge sellers this year.

Yes, he certainly turned that around on me. :rolleyes: Drats! Defeated again. I'll get you next time, Gadget...

You'll never hear of my Chicago Cubs throwing a World Series. We'd have to actually make it there first. :(

Re: wikileaks US diplomatic files But then there wouldn't be any more wild conspiracy theories. What's the fun in that? :(

That's only because I'm selfish. Q: What's the best way to make a girl orgasm? A: Who gives a fuck!

Well, that's longer than what you last in bed...

8/10 It's unique... I guess.

Nope.

She works as a trapeze artist/lion tamer in Peru. You should go find her.