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^^ The year before Painter took over we were 7-21. Even with a rebuilding year factored in, he's gone 156-64 (.708) as head coach at Purdue since 2005. He's a 3 time Big Ten COTY and a hell of a recruiter (see Robbie Hummel, JaJuan Johnson, E'Twaun Moore, Chris Kramer, Scott Martin, etc.). What...

Ugh, word around town is that Painter is gone. Expect an announcement Tuesday or Wednesday. Fuck. :mad:

That is the cutest little dog in the world. :) (I have an affection for dachshunds.)

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Big Ten CoTY Matt Painter is meeting with the Mizzou Tigers today. Don't be surprised if he takes the head coaching job. For some goddamn reason, Purdue isn't going to pay him enough to keep him. :(

Best ****** video on YT: LU8DDYz68kM

Well, since he's the greatest of all-time, I suppose it would have to be my biography of Muhammad Ali. I also won a ball autographed by The Drew Christopher Brees at an after prom party.

I only listen to one: Len and Bob's podcast.

Re: Shay Sights ****** deepthroat and swallow scene? That sounds exactly like the therapist scene in Good Will Hunting.

You could always just check the remember me button when you log in. :facepalm:

And me as well. Especially when other people start doing it as well.

I'll be totally honest: I've shot people for looking at my house or walking on the sidewalk in front of it. Allowing an ****** to defecate in my yard would be taking it up a notch. :mad: I'm not sure how I'd react to that, but the casualties would be numerous.

Certes, certes. Compact **** to enhance display feet. Amorous bedeviling.

Aye, verily. Deceptively fast meeting the horsing straps. Odor?

Mason Moore

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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She hasn't made me a sandwich yet. I'm also relatively certain that she hasn't finished her chores either.

My wife, Hillary. Also, here, here... oh yeah, and here and here.

What in the blue hell are you talking about? I quit reading after that.

I see a hammer in your future. It's ban shaped. :facepalm:

5/10 A dog's head, why? :dunno:

Yeah, well the money I won on the game was enough to buy a plane ticket to Florida. Purdue had no business being favored in that game and hadn't played well the last three games. I knew we were going to lose and gambled accordingly. I'd say it paid off. There's no such thing as bad karma...

Re: *** URGENT: Please update your password *** Yeah... probably not doing that. I'm a level 56 space ninja. Internet security is low on my list of threats.

From the late, great Mitch Hedberg:

People over the age of 25 who still blast rap music out of their car. Really? Grow the fuck up. You're not in high school anymore. And this music sucks ass. Here's a conversation I had with a friend of mine last week. (he pulls up in his Accord with the windows down and blasting some rap song)...

There is no cure, but there is prevention. During college, when the bars closed, we used to get a ride (or drive :facepalm:) to Denny's. I'd have about four or five glasses of water and eat the grand slam breakfast. Very rarely will you have a hangover in the morning if you're well hydrated...

Re: Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt ranche He could have at least opened the gate and let them run free. It's Montana, they'll survive. You obviously can't feed 700 ******* if you're broke. Why didn't the guy try to sell the horses on his own?

Um... no. :facepalm: Maybe it's time to upgrade.

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Can I have the member above me instead? :shy: Not just a baseball fan, she's a fucking Cubs fan - the best kind. Your loss, fucker. :mad:

Sara Jean Underwood wins whatever poll you put her in. I don't care who or what the other participants are: it could be other women or even necessities like oxygen and water. It doesn't matter what else is in the poll. Sara wins.

Yes, and you can also **** with the door open, talk about pussy, go on riverboat ******** trips, and make your own beef jerky.

eb9wNeXLwPw The Donald fail/10 :facepalm: The only thing I remember about kindergarten is a girl named Pamela who I had my first crush on.

Yeah, I was friends with an incredibly beautiful girl for a couple years during college. We had the same major and shared quite a few classes. I was attracted to her despite the fact that I was dating someone else (as was she). One night, after working late and ******** a bit too much ****, we...

Re: Which non pornstar celebs made you cum lately Ryan Reynolds... I'd punish him. EDIT: Goddamn it, I wasn't talking about her. :mad:

I'll have my own bike one day, but I'm not allowed to right now. :( I envy you.

Bob Barker and Richard Dawson. sqk1-q8gXcY Barker's reaction at the end of this is priceless. :clap: PaRlOG7twnc :1orglaugh

People who get really angry in a restaurant when their food takes a little longer than normal. Take it easy, fat ass. You don't really need a chicken parmesan to begin with. Waiting another ten minutes for it won't starve you. In fact you should go a few days without eating.

I suppose... but only if she pays me this time. :D

Bring it, bitch. I'm a level 56 space ninja.

Then you have your goddamn priorities out of order. :mad: You're a failure as a heterosexual man and as a human being. May you be smited by a lightning bolt from the god of thunder. You're doing it wrong. :facepalm:

I have no ********... that I know of. There might be a few little A-Rys running around in Cancún. Of course I would want to know the sex. If it's female, we're going to need a coat hanger.

It's only possible if the woman is ugly. No guy hangs around a beautiful girl and doesn't think about trying to get her into bed. If he says otherwise, he's either ugly or lying.

Meh - 237,000. I don't know South American, Central American, African, Asian, Middle Eastern, or South Pacific locations very well. Let's be honest: North America and Europe are the only relevant places on Earth.

Can't tell... tiny picture. :dunno:

Lucky Man Death Cab for Cutie

As someone who is apathetic towards citizens of other countries, it is not.

Yeah, there has definitely been a wave of them lately...