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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Man, I got some nice free ****.

    That things long gone babe. I wore it out.
  2. Vlad The Impaler

    Man, I got some nice free ****.

    You talkin to me BB? Yes the magazine was a little damp.
  3. Vlad The Impaler

    It was the one about the hairy women. Okay, night hon, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

    It was the one about the hairy women. Okay, night hon, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
  4. Vlad The Impaler

    Flattest Ass In Porn

    She wins.:pukey:
  5. Vlad The Impaler

    I'm still laughing from that post you made! Yeah, its an Al Pachino movie from about a year ago...

    I'm still laughing from that post you made! Yeah, its an Al Pachino movie from about a year ago. I'll probably call it an early night too.
  6. Vlad The Impaler

    Man, I got some nice free ****.

    Lmao! Yes! May have even been some underarm thing going on.
  7. Vlad The Impaler

    What's up babe? Just watched 88 minutes, wasn't that great. Some of the threads are pretty...

    What's up babe? Just watched 88 minutes, wasn't that great. Some of the threads are pretty fuckin lame tonight.
  8. Vlad The Impaler

    Man, I got some nice free ****.

    I found an old porn magazine when I was renovating an old warehouse once.
  9. Vlad The Impaler

    New poll!!! Which do you think is hotter?????

    Links. Don't make a poll without links. I've got no idea who these women are.
  10. Vlad The Impaler

    Would you ever suck a dick?

    That only goes for the straight guys Plas. Oh Wait there's no such thing. Nevermind then.
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    Remarkably, I was able to do it on my own! Now it's time to get some work done. I'll talk to you...

    Remarkably, I was able to do it on my own! Now it's time to get some work done. I'll talk to you later sweetie.
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    Can't argue with that, caffeine and some fresh carcinogens, breakfast of champions! But first i...

    Can't argue with that, caffeine and some fresh carcinogens, breakfast of champions! But first i gotta get off this phone, get out of bed, and go make the stuff. That's actually the hard part.
  13. Vlad The Impaler

    Ugh, it's hard to tell, i just woke up. 32 ounces of coffee and a couple smokes aught to do it...

    Ugh, it's hard to tell, i just woke up. 32 ounces of coffee and a couple smokes aught to do it though.
  14. Vlad The Impaler

    Niagara and Toronto are beautiful. But they're the only two Canadian cities I've ever been to...

    Niagara and Toronto are beautiful. But they're the only two Canadian cities I've ever been to. As far as the Bills go you guys can't take em fast enough as far as I'm concerned. Maybe I'll get to see more Steeler games but I doubt it. Well Plas, its gettin late here on the east coast so I'm...
  15. Vlad The Impaler

    Buffalo is an embarrassment. It's right on the border with pristine Niagara and its a...

    Buffalo is an embarrassment. It's right on the border with pristine Niagara and its a disgraceful fucking **** hole. I can only imagine what the Canadians coming into the US for the first time must think. Real nice first impression.
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    I've never been to an NHL game so I can't compare. Buffalo is only 3 hours away but I **** that...

    I've never been to an NHL game so I can't compare. Buffalo is only 3 hours away but I **** that fucking city and I **** the Sabres even more.
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    Haven't been to Binghamton since the Rangers left about ten years ago. But the Jackals, here in...

    Haven't been to Binghamton since the Rangers left about ten years ago. But the Jackals, here in Elmira, usually sell out, around 3,500.
  18. Vlad The Impaler

    Francine Dee Does HC now!

    My tastes have changed dramatically in the last couple years. Watching guys in porn makes me sick to my stomach anymore. Though to be honest I am going to have to check this out once.
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    Doesn't make any sense. We have an ECHL team affiliated with Columbus, but there's an AHL team...

    Doesn't make any sense. We have an ECHL team affiliated with Columbus, but there's an AHL team just an hour down the road in Binghamton. Used to be the Rangers now it's the Senators, bastards.
  20. Vlad The Impaler

    I can understand that. I couldn't tell ya the name of any junior hockey teams in Canada, which...

    I can understand that. I couldn't tell ya the name of any junior hockey teams in Canada, which as a self proclaimed fan makes me ashamed of myself, but I could probably name most AHL teams and several ECHL. I better, we got one right here in town.
  21. Vlad The Impaler

    What are you reading now?

    The Hobbit. On my phone! I can't believe the **** I can do on this phone. Everything but give out rep!
  22. Vlad The Impaler

    No, college basketball. They were on TV all the time, ya either became a fan or ya gave up...

    No, college basketball. They were on TV all the time, ya either became a fan or ya gave up sports. I wouldn't expect you to know all American sports teams. Hell I thought I knew a lot about hockey until I got here.
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    Nothing wrong with that. I was in N. Carolina for three years in the late 80's before they had...

    Nothing wrong with that. I was in N. Carolina for three years in the late 80's before they had any pro sports teams. I hated basketball but it didn't take long to become a Tarheal fan.
  24. Vlad The Impaler

    I get a lot of Toronto games where I live. Haven't really gotten into it, but its what ya grow...

    I get a lot of Toronto games where I live. Haven't really gotten into it, but its what ya grow up with, ya know?
  25. Vlad The Impaler

    Would you ever suck a dick?

    Only Sith deal in absolutes. Just call me Darth Vladicus.
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    I imagine it would sorta be like a Yankee fan in New England or a Redsox fan in NY if ya didn't...

    I imagine it would sorta be like a Yankee fan in New England or a Redsox fan in NY if ya didn't. I'm a straight up Ranger fan. But I like a lot of NFL teams Pittsburgh being first.
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    I thought it was Vancouver. And I definitely know how ya feel about Winnipeg!

    I thought it was Vancouver. And I definitely know how ya feel about Winnipeg!
  28. Vlad The Impaler

    Is that your team? I know you were pretty passionate about them staying in Phoenix.

    Is that your team? I know you were pretty passionate about them staying in Phoenix.
  29. Vlad The Impaler

    Figures. We definitely need a tough defenseman though. But its not like he could help now...

    Figures. We definitely need a tough defenseman though. But its not like he could help now anyway. I doubt they'd bring em right up.
  30. Vlad The Impaler

    That's right Canuck and proud of it! Thanks Plas. I checked on our pick, he's only just turned...

    That's right Canuck and proud of it! Thanks Plas. I checked on our pick, he's only just turned 18 and seems to be a straight up defenseman. But he's big and supposedly tough.
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    Got that right baby. Speaking of naughty, you and Lurky still owe me a mobile video. Although I...

    Got that right baby. Speaking of naughty, you and Lurky still owe me a mobile video. Although I can't figure out how to get back to Freeones mobile to save my life.
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    It's not gonna happen Ice. I get fired up for bobsled every four years because its nation against nation I couldn't care less any other time. Same for soccer. It was OK while it lasted but now its over as far as I'm concerned. To be honest I don't think our team was even that good. 5 goals in 4...
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    OK, I just watched Hostel, again, and Hostel II for the first time. Tons of hot babes in both, except in part 2 ya got two American actresses, both fuckin gorgeous, Bijou Phillips & Jordan Ladd who normally can't wait to get naked in a movie and neither one does! WTF?
  34. Vlad The Impaler

    LOL, you better. But now I can't remember what I was gonna say.[IMG]

    LOL, you better. But now I can't remember what I was gonna say.[IMG]
  35. Vlad The Impaler

    Now I could say something about that, but I don't want to get in trouble again.:D

    Now I could say something about that, but I don't want to get in trouble again.:D
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    Brandi Belle

    You two are seriously fucked up. I love it!
  37. Vlad The Impaler

    I agree, it gives a woman character.

    I agree, it gives a woman character.
  38. Vlad The Impaler

    Well that would be much appreciated, thanks! She's got a little bit of tomboy in her too. But...

    Well that would be much appreciated, thanks! She's got a little bit of tomboy in her too. But mostly girlie.
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    What did you eat today?

    Doritos. Now I have a gut ache.
  40. Vlad The Impaler

    Mine was boring, same as always. I didn't even get to see my ********, she wanted to go swimming...

    Mine was boring, same as always. I didn't even get to see my ********, she wanted to go swimming with her friends. She's 16 so I understand. She'll always be my little angel though.
  41. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks Rock. I need a fuckin computer but everyone wants me to pay for it! Don't these people...

    Thanks Rock. I need a fuckin computer but everyone wants me to pay for it! Don't these people realize the economy sucks and I got no cash? :mad::glugglug:
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks hon. Did ya have fun with the kiddies at the park?

    Thanks hon. Did ya have fun with the kiddies at the park?
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    Does a pregnant girl smoking offend you?

    I walk around with a fresh bottle of AIDS and throw it on every pregnant woman I see smoking and the 2 bit videographer standing there next to her. I figure if your gonna fuck your unborn baby up, ya really aught to go for it. :thefinger
  44. Vlad The Impaler

    Question

    Dude you really need to chill. You think ARy's bad? Ya ain't seen **** yet. He's just fuckin with ya. Grow a sense of humor or you'll just be miserable around here.:2 cents:
  45. Vlad The Impaler

    Pornstar Name relations...

    I **** that **** too. But ya know why they do it: Google.
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    LOL, you bastard. Petra said I could get a netbook and Bluetooth it to my phone without having...

    LOL, you bastard. Petra said I could get a netbook and Bluetooth it to my phone without having to pay for the extra service. I'm gonna try that when I save a couple bucks. Thanks for the rep bro. [IMG]
  47. Vlad The Impaler

    Pornstar Name relations...

    Lack of imagination due to having most of their brain cells fucked to death. You know, getting their brains fucked out?
  48. Vlad The Impaler

    Who was your first pornstar?

    Barbie Benton in one of my of my old man's Playboy's.
  49. Vlad The Impaler

    marital status? a poll!

    I've made a commitment............never to let some fuckin bitch fuck me over again.
  50. Vlad The Impaler

    Break up method used mostly by women

    I really **** it when she conspires with two little fags to have you thrown in jail so she can steal you blind then take off for parts unknown the day your released having been convicted of nothing. That sort of irritates me a little.
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