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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Have your ever...

    You need to check yourself in before you hurt someone or your head explodes spreading bone shards like a Claymore.
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    Ever Had Deja Vu?

    Its a glitch in the Matrix.
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    Is this racist?

    This is exactly the point I was making earlier meest . Gratuitous hatred in the guise of a joke.
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    Thanks bro. Glad I could be of service.:glugglug:

    Thanks bro. Glad I could be of service.:glugglug:
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    A new singer who sounds great

    **** flavored SPAM.
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    Would you fuck Paris Hilton?

    60 people on this thread. Countless others on the 400 other threads asking the same question.
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    Paris Hilton or..............................

    I'd grate some cheese on her "fire crotch" and leave it there for a couple weeks to cover up the smell. Then I still wouldn't fuck the spoiled foney bitch.
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    Girls Gone Wild: Yea or Nay?

    ^^^Same. That little fucker's gonna catch a bullet. Edit: Sorry Smalls that was ment for Bio's post.
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    Pornstars in Mainstream Films

    I had to look twice. Nobody got Traci Lords in Blade.
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    As of this moment the New York Rangers have done nothing to improve the state of their averageness. More of the same expected.
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    Hi all whats good.

    ARy scared another one away. Should be a rule; can't start a thread until you have 100 posts. Simple and effective. Saves on embarrassment.
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    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    You do it Dirk. And use the letter to Sid you wrote.
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    Be honest...

    Couldn't agree more. Wish I could Rep ya.
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    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Maybe ya aughta slow down a little bit buddy. Not tryin to be your ***, just sayin. Were ya able to watch the game and if so do ya remember any of it?
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    Another horror movie battle... HellRaiser 2 vs Evil Dead 2?

    I agree. Evil Dead 2 was a remake of Evil Dead. So I go with Hellraiser 2. But IMO The Exorcist was the best.
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    Thank-you sir.:hatsoff: And I will.:glugglug:

    Thank-you sir.:hatsoff: And I will.:glugglug:
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    Jewish groups slam Arizona immigration law

    I guess. Just seems a little excessive sometimes. Nothing in particular just so much coming from every direction. I usually stay away from the political threads cause I'm not very learned in the area.
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    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    Does Bettman have Parkinson's? I'm being serious he shakes like he partied all night with ****** and the Lurker. Speaking of ****** where the hell is he?
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    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    That was as soft as a baby's ass. Wish it had been better but what the hell. Now what?
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    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    That's a goal. Game over Cup over Congrats Chicago!
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    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    And Michael Strahann.
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    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    This is what the Stanley Cup is all about right here!
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    Longest youve gone with no sex?

    600 years. Vampires can't have sex. No *****. That's the real reason why we're always ******* everyone.
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    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    This is a great fucking series. I want to see a game seven and I couldn't care less what else is on.
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    Have You Tried bing?

    Believe it or not Bing worked fuckin great on a really cheap phone I had. But it doesn't work for **** on this smartphone. Google is better.
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    Adriana Lima vs Priyanka Chopra

    If this was an Adriana Lima vs every woman who has ever lived thread I'd vote for Adriana.
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    Jewish groups slam Arizona immigration law

    No LOL, that's why I erased it. There is a lot of angst and hatred to go around though.
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    Justified: Modern Day Cowboy

    I gota agree with ya Marlo, I just hope the setting doesn't change to Miami exclusively. It could also be that Gio brings Miami to Raylen. As far as Raylen and his ex go there's definitely somethin gonna go on there. Both women got it goin on, but his ex has a little something extra. IMO
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    I want to use the search function to search

    Whatever you do don't click on search. It could make you less funny.
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    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    See what happens when you pull your Cerebral Cortex trying to fuck yourself in the ass?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Law Abiding Citizen kicked ass, but I hated the ending.
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Penis Size

    :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:rofl::rofl2::rofl2:
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    Obsessions...

    I'm no psychiatrist, but who are you hurting with this **** besides driving yourself insane? It just seems like your making a much bigger deal out of it than it deserves. That's what I see.
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    Man tazes guy who sent nude photo to his ********

    18 where I live. But that's beside the point, she told her ****** about it so she obviously didn't appreciate it a whole lot.
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    Man Mulched

    I worked with these things before. It wouldn't be that difficult to see it happen. Get caught in the tree with no one around and your fucked. Very dangerous.
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    Obsessions...

    What the hell do ya want us to do ***, all of us come over and rock you to ***** while we sing lullabies to ya? Take some Lithium, smash your head into the wall a few times and grow a pair. :rolleyes:
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    Man tazes guy who sent nude photo to his ********

    Just wondering how many ********* you have. Your comparison doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me; candy bar theft and an adult male sending pictures of his cock to a ***** female, hmm.
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    Favourite line from South Park?

    Everything Cartman said when he had a satellite dish sticking out of his ass. And everything he said when he thought he was General Lee.
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    Will you watch the World Cup?

    I'll try to watch some, but as soon as someone acts like they're having a seizure because someone breathed on them, adios. And only if there is absolutely nothing else on. Though I do want to catch the opening ceremony, if there is such an ******. That should be interesting.
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    Man tazes guy who sent nude photo to his ********

    Lack of evidence? There was a picture of the little fuckers balls on the girls phone and he admitted to it! See, this is why ya don't let people go after you ******* them, because they'll tell on you!
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    Seems about right, I guess.

    Did you shop it or find it.
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    Seems about right, I guess.

    Dumb question; that's not really her right? Looks like it could be.
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    Justified: Modern Day Cowboy

    Season finale tomorrow night. Looks like its gonna be good.
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    "Fuck my victims. I carried them for 20 years..." Bernie Madoff states

    And rapists are rapists, ********* are *********, ***** molesters are ***** molesters. Do they get a pass too because they are what they are? And that's what they do? Please. You don't have to hurt someone physically to hurt someone.
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    "Fuck my victims. I carried them for 20 years..." Bernie Madoff states

    Your right Whims, put the fucker in a maxi max see how much he likes it. This just goes to show ya how fucked up our judicial system is.
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    Yurizan Beltran: Should She?

    Nope. I want to see all the guys in porn suddenly drop dead so I don't have to see or hear them ever again. It's a hetero thing I guess.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Armored was pretty good, predictable, but good performances. Can someone actually explain why they think Terminator Salvation sucked. I see a lot of people hated it but I haven't really seen a reason. I thought I was good and I'm looking forward to the next one.
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