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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    Joey Chestnut. Last year.
  2. Vlad The Impaler

    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    Fuck him. Chestnut beat em straight up last year. Why didn't he participate this year? He was there.
  3. Vlad The Impaler

    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    Joey wins!:crowdgrin:partysml:
  4. Vlad The Impaler

    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    Did ya see that Juliet Lee chick with the big fake titties and tiny waist? Hot damn! She must have just got those puppies, cause I can't find any pics with her new girls.:(
  5. Vlad The Impaler

    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    Chestnut goes for the 4pete!
  6. Vlad The Impaler

    If you had your own country...

    I do realize it. But its not like we've never done or do anything good or worthwhile. I never hear anybody talking about those things around here. I know this country isn't perfect, not even close. And its our own fault. I just get tired of being the only ones who seem to get singled out. And I...
  7. Vlad The Impaler

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Notice I've been watching a lot of movies lately. Public Enemies.
  8. Vlad The Impaler

    If you had your own country...

    So your a Senator, Congressman, ex CIA......? Or ya just believe everything you hear? The United States is sooooooo fucking evil. They've never done anything good for this planet or the people that live on it. They're so fuckin nosey, all they ever want to do is overthrow despots and dictators...
  9. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Oh, definitely. I was just thinking along the lines of average to above average players. I think Kovalchuk got offered $100,000,000 for 8 or 10 years by the Islanders. I could be wrong though. Don't quote me on that.
  10. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Sorry Iceman, I fail to see the connection between how much money you make and how much of a worthless asshole someone is. Are you saying hockey players aren't pieces of **** because they only make 6 or 7 million a year?:dunno:
  11. Vlad The Impaler

    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    I've had it up to my neck with NFL players and all their gangsta bullshit that includes all of em no matter what color. You never see that **** in the NHL.
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    What did you eat today?

    I don't know why but it works 99% of the time. It can't be the caffeine cause soda doesn't do it.
  13. Vlad The Impaler

    What did you eat today?

    A bag of M&M's. Now I'm ******** coffee so I can **** the fuckin things out.
  14. Vlad The Impaler

    Yeah, if it just says ****** then its only a week or two like you said. Hopefully he'll learn...

    Yeah, if it just says ****** then its only a week or two like you said. Hopefully he'll learn his lesson and quit harassing people.
  15. Vlad The Impaler

    Dude are you fuckin serious? If anyone deserves it its him. Fuckstain neg repped me yesterday...

    Dude are you fuckin serious? If anyone deserves it its him. Fuckstain neg repped me yesterday for something I said to someone else. I reported his ass. Wonder if that's why he got ******? I hope its for life.
  16. Vlad The Impaler

    Nah, just harassing the fags too much I guess. Thanks for the rep *******!

    Nah, just harassing the fags too much I guess. Thanks for the rep *******!
  17. Vlad The Impaler

    Vera Zvonareva

    I remember a time when those Russian bastards tried to make the rest of the world think all their women looked like BlueBalls.
  18. Vlad The Impaler

    This is slightly hard to say. Here goes...

    I know of a couple threads this would better belong in ******. But they're either closed or I'm not allowed in them anymore.
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    best metal song

    Johnny if I could give out rep I'd give you all I got! Greatest album ever. Saw them play the whole thing straight through in Binghamton NY.
  20. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks for the rep to MD! Just saw that. :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the rep to MD! Just saw that. :hatsoff:
  21. Vlad The Impaler

    That's a good idea Maily. I'll write mine too, see if we can't get that rectified.

    That's a good idea Maily. I'll write mine too, see if we can't get that rectified.
  22. Vlad The Impaler

    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    Another oversight in the Constitution. You'll have to write your congressman and ask for an amendment.
  23. Vlad The Impaler

    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    Sad but true D.
  24. Vlad The Impaler

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Green Zone. It was a little weird seeing Damon & Kinnear separated like that though.
  25. Vlad The Impaler

    Jennifer Perez / Penny Mathis / Penny Mathias / Jenny P

    Re: Penny Mathis / Jenny P Just got back from bombgirls a new set was added. Its now at 2,461 pics! If anyone wants details feel free to PM me. I've got nothin to gain, I just think this goddess deserves to be worshiped.
  26. Vlad The Impaler

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    No, your definitely right. But I think until something else is designated that's the category they'd fit best in.
  27. Vlad The Impaler

    If you had your own country...

    Right!? The Raptor is the state of the art stealth fighter.
  28. Vlad The Impaler

    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    Thanks HeartyB. I'm sure I'll be stoppin in from time to time.:hatsoff:
  29. Vlad The Impaler

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Actually The Crazies is a remake of Romero's The Crazies. So technically 28 Weeks ripped off The Crazies. Both are great zombie films though.
  30. Vlad The Impaler

    This is slightly hard to say. Here goes...

    Ummm... Yeah, I thought she was bullshitting me till I read this thread.
  31. Vlad The Impaler

    Listen Americans! Happy 4th of July!

    Thanks guys! I got no real plans so I'll probably just hang out with the wankers on freeones.
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Jennifer Perez / Penny Mathis / Penny Mathias / Jenny P

    Re: Penny Mathis / Jenny P There's 2,407 pics of this angel at bombgirls paysite forum. Close to a hundred sets. I really respect this woman for her decision to not go nude, though it did **** me off at first. I don't understand how a woman with huge fake boobs and a back covered in tattoos...
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    This is slightly hard to say. Here goes...

    I feel all sparkely now. My 16 year old ******** went last night too. She said the gayest part of the whole night was the guy yelling at the movie while wearing a pink tutu and brandishing a magic wand.
  34. Vlad The Impaler

    I'd make a list but then I'd sound like I had a crush.

    I'd make a list but then I'd sound like I had a crush.
  35. Vlad The Impaler

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Crazies (2010). What a fuckin blast!
  36. Vlad The Impaler

    Thanks for the rep Menace. That my good sir is Penny Mathias. I'm going to start a thread...

    Thanks for the rep Menace. That my good sir is Penny Mathias. I'm going to start a thread because I'm getting asked about her a lot. I've got over 2,500 pics and counting!:hatsoff:
  37. Vlad The Impaler

    :rofl2: great video! Now that's talent. Thanks Salinger.:glugglug:

    :rofl2: great video! Now that's talent. Thanks Salinger.:glugglug:
  38. Vlad The Impaler

    **** Plas, you never cease to amaze me. I mean that. We gotta pick this up later bro. It's time...

    **** Plas, you never cease to amaze me. I mean that. We gotta pick this up later bro. It's time for bed.
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    best metal song

    The first song that popped in my head when I read the title was The Trooper.
  40. Vlad The Impaler

    I could say the same thing! That was Russian! I can't read Russian! Now you're going to tell me...

    I could say the same thing! That was Russian! I can't read Russian! Now you're going to tell me you can read, write and speak Russian!?
  41. Vlad The Impaler

    [IMG] He did not promise he'd do that. Its not physically possible.

    [IMG] He did not promise he'd do that. Its not physically possible.
  42. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    How'd that Dipietro signing work out for them. I can't route for anyone in my division picking him up. :eek:
  43. Vlad The Impaler

    Why not, it's how we deal with everything else. I almost forgot what I was going to say when I...

    Why not, it's how we deal with everything else. I almost forgot what I was going to say when I saw Dirkies posts. Your not thinking about going to Russia are ya?
  44. Vlad The Impaler

    If you had your own country...

    I'd just send in a special ops unit of Tribbles. Have them multiply one million fold in about 15 minutes. Then they'd have some trouble I tell ya.
  45. Vlad The Impaler

    True. Maybe we won't have to worry about it for a couple hundred more years.

    True. Maybe we won't have to worry about it for a couple hundred more years.
  46. Vlad The Impaler

    I can see them having nightly shows at Chernobyl. All they would need then is the wheat.

    I can see them having nightly shows at Chernobyl. All they would need then is the wheat.
  47. Vlad The Impaler

    I Have Been a Lurker For Years

    I thought Dirk was proclaiming his love for BB on a thread again.
  48. Vlad The Impaler

    They'll Just find it on the black market. Make a few covert trips to the old Soviet Union. Lurky...

    They'll Just find it on the black market. Make a few covert trips to the old Soviet Union. Lurky & BB Are pretty aggressive once they get their minds set on performing acts of degenerate vulgarity on each other.
  49. Vlad The Impaler

    Down right crazy. Scares the hell out of me just thinkin about it.

    Down right crazy. Scares the hell out of me just thinkin about it.
  50. Vlad The Impaler

    I'm thinking Dirk. Somehow rubbing it all over Blueballs without ******* him and creating a gay...

    I'm thinking Dirk. Somehow rubbing it all over Blueballs without ******* him and creating a gay nuclear pretzel while Greg stands there in a lead lined MOP suit videotaping the whole thing.
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