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  1. EwaSonnetIsGod

    Jesse Jackson gets his Escalade stripped in Detroit

    Aint that a bitch! You aint in Hymie town now motherfucker...this is Detroit. One minute you're rollin on 22's, the next you're walkin. Deal with it!
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    Ewa Sonnet

    Dont worry. They work a little slow at that site. Sometime between now and xmas, they may or may not put out another fully dressed set of her that was probably taken a few years ago. Just dont bank on something shot in the last few months....thats not going to happen.
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    40 virgins or one woman?

    Who wants 40 women who dont know how to do ****? Plus, when you put 2 women together there is going to be drama...put 40 together and all hell will break loose. Just watch the Jersey Shore and you will see what its like with just 4 together. No way, no how...I'll stick with just 1.
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    Getting buff on a low budget?

    Move to downtown Detroit. The housing is really cheap or just squat in one of the thousands of abandon homes. The advantage...you will become really tough in no time at all plus you would be amazed at how fast you can run in that town. If you survive the first few months, you will be a real badass!
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    Kelly Brook

    The previous issue stated "Now the model and actress reveals every inch of her heart-stopping physique." Ummmmm....I think they missed a few inches. Damn that old fart for fuckin up another issue.
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    Brock Lesnar vs Cain Velasquez at UFC 121

    I think Brock is just too big...how can you beat that guy. The only way he will lose is if he makes a mistake. Not impossible but it will be pretty difficult.
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    Who says chivalry is dead? Gallant baseball fan jumps out the way of speeding ball...

    Re: Who says chivalry is dead? Gallant baseball fan jumps out the way of speeding bal What an f'in tool. Nice Justin Bieber hat by the way.
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    Finalist dies at World Sauna event in Finland

    natural selection at its finest.
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    Jenni Farley, a.k.a. JWoww,

    Could someone tell snookie that the trucker hat fell out of fashion like 5 years ago. It just looks stupid...except when someone is removing it from your head with a right cross...now thats hilarious.
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    Help Plz!

    Bea Flora
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    Who can't you stand more?

    I think the biggest difference is that disagreeing with an atheist wont get you ******. I think religion is just way too dangerous to be associated with.
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    Digital camera?

    Thats an easy one... the Canon powershot G10. Its the best point and shoot out there and takes amazing pics. 20x30 shots are no problem with no loss in detail.
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    Which fast food place has the best tasting burgers?

    Any old pub or crappy local dumpy bar usually serves the best burgers. Most of those fast food burgers taste like **** after you had a good bar burger.
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    Mel Gibson Racist Tape Hits Internet!!!

    Good thing he's so highly religious or he might have really said some ****.
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    Brazil footballer's ex-lover 'was fed to dogs'

    There are some really sick bastards on this planet. You would think that in this age we would be a bit more civilized but it seems to be going the opposite direction.
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    LeBron picks the Heat.

    What will they do if 1 or 2 of them get injured? They will be a total joke. And during the game when 2 of them sit for a rest...that bench will give up any lead in 2 minutes. I predict this team will be a total flop and no way will all 3 finish their contracts there.
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    Maria Swan / Princessa / Jana Defi

    The Earth isnt flat? How can you claim such bullshit. I know this guy who knows this guy that was sailing one day and heard a story about someone who sailed too far and went off the edge. That sounds pretty clearcut to me. How can you dispute proof like like that? As for Jana...100% real and...
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    Lindsay Goes to Gaol

    Like most every other young ***** *********, she will report to jail and 20 minutes later they will cut her loose because of overcrowding. If she serves more than a few hours I would be shocked. On the bright side though, she can then sign a book deal, pose for playboy, release a sex tape and...
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    19-year old Ami Jordan passes away

    I was going to feel bad for her until I saw she was just another drugie. After seeing 10's of thousands of people die every year from ***** you would think people would learn. Idiots will always be idiots and ***** love to **** idiots...do the math. I'm just wasting my breath though because 10...
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    6-Story Jesus "King of Kings" Statue Struck By Lightning, Destroyed by Fire

    Now if only lightening would start striking every car out there that has a "jesus is my co-pilot bumper sticker". If jesus really was your co-pilot he would tell you to get the fuck out of the passing lane if you cant locate your accelerator you jackass! Dont make me have to ram you in the jesus...
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    GM and Ford Transition to Mexico where workers earn $26 per day

    You have to love unions...******* jobs overseas with the best of them. Their new logo should be " out of a job yet?... join a union and watch it go away." Just wondering...Do those new mexican cars come with a trunk full of immigrants?
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    Al and Tipper Gore separate after 40 years of marriage

    I'm guessin shes just pissed that that global warming thing turned out to be a bunch of ****.
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    Al Qaida number 3 and his ****** blown to fucking bits by drone's missile

    He wanted to die for his cause...we just helped him with his *****. Its a win/win.
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    Celebrating 80 Years of Clint Eastwood

    If im flipping through the channels and I come across one of his movies, I always watch it no matter how many times ive already seen it. Everything he does is gold with very few exceptions. A few years back he was getting a lifetime achievement award and they played a 5-10 minute clip of all his...
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    Is the world due for a rebound towards the positive?

    Rebound from what? The birds are chirping, its a beautiful day, great weather, were all alive and this site is still up. Dont listen to the news for a few weeks and life suddenly gets so much better.
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    Denise Milani

    Its obviously not her...she has a book and appears to be reading it. There are no pictures so that book is way too advanced for her. No doubt that its fake.
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    Gary Coleman fighting for his life

    What'choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
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    Kendra Wilkinson

    Damn, thats the whitest black guy Ive ever seen.
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    Burning oil rig sinks, setting stage for big spill

    What an idiot she is...were talking about the oil spill and that bitch wants to change it to the war....damn woman, were you listening to the beginning of the program? Everyone if freaked about this oil spill but am I the only one thinking " damn, 40,000 barrels a day coming out of that...
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    Should we take the 2012 Olympics back from England?

    That is one badass rollercoaster
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    I almost made it to the shitter, but...

    And I thought I was having a shitty day....
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    Lebron James???

    Lakers? No way you could put the 2 biggest egos on the same team and win anything. They would play the whole game trying to steal the ball from each other so they could get the sportscenter highlight. Can you imagine the press conference after any game with both of thoses egos fighting over the...
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    Morbidly obese woman winched from home

    30 stone? Thats nothing! You should see some of these fat fucks here in the US. We are the kings of fatasses! 60-70 stone...give me a call. I can go to the mall right now and spot 5 people that weigh over 30 stone...probably everyone with a jumbo sized diet **** in their hand. As for the...
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    Lebron James???

    I think the answer is ..who gives a ****? That premadonna has proven that he is not a winner and probably never will be. He will want so much money that the team wont be able to pay for another big name to make him a winner. Thats ok though, the league needs losers too. Everyone cant be a winner.
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    most beautiiful girl on the planet

    Nice choice with Sammy Braddy...love her. I'll add Ewa Sonnet because shes the one for me plus Zuzanna Drabinova...pure perfection with her body.
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    Tito in jail for beating up Jenna

    Beating up a woman? I'm sure he hit her a few times but she probably kicked his lame ass.
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    Kim Kardashian

    Reggie cheated on her so she dumped his ass...now hes the king of losers. And who are the winners? Us because chicks always like to show off their hot bodies to get back at their loser exes.
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    15 Safest and 15 Most Dangerous States (2010)

    Michigan in the middle of the pack? You have got to be shittin' me! We have Detroit ****** fuckers...DETROIT! What the fuck? That should get us a top 5 alone plus throw in shitholes like Flint, Saginaw and Benton Harbor...we were robbed again. Were number 1 in unemployment for fucks sake. And...
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    Denise Milani

    I'm guessing this is the same thing that has happened to Ewa Sonnet and a few other popular models that suddenly have disappeared from the scene. I never knew this was happening but it makes sence.
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    March 13, 2010: Manny Pacquiao vs. Joshua Clottey

    This fight is the reason so many people have switched to mma. All the hype of this fight and only 1 person shows up to fight and the other is there to collect a paycheck. They need to make the prize money for a fight as winner takes all then you would see some fighting. Sad that people had to...
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    Ewa Sonnet

    Played by bustypl again. A year without an update then a few new picks and now its been 2 weeks without anymore again. Someone with a clue needs to take over that site.
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    200+ Nigerians Slaughtered With Machedes...

    Im glad im not religious...its way to dangerous.
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    Denise Milani

    I was thinking the same thing. He must be either living at the playboy mansion of maybe hes a Victorias secret runway roadie. Either way I couldnt give a **** because Ewa is back to modeling so I dont have a care in the world now...life is good!
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    Ewa Sonnet

    Can life get any better...the sun is out, the stock market is up, Ewa is back and I have a day off!!!
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    Tiger Woods: Speech

    His lawyer wrote a nice little speech for him. What was that press conference for anyways...to show that Tiger can read?
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    5 Hour Energy

    Andronicus Ry, Andronicus Ry, you don't even — you're glib
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    Denise Milani, topless...real?

    I heard her husband tried that...no luck. At least he can claim the deduction for his donation.
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    Perfect boobs "List"

    Ewa Sonnet, Sammie Braddy, Sophie Howard, Jasmine Black, Keeley Hazel, Michelle Marsh etc
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    Heidi Montag

    Would love to see her, Jessica Simpson and Kendra Wilkinson on Jeopardy. Now that would be one funny ass show in a battle for queen of the dumbasses.
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