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  1. EwaSonnetIsGod

    Dog Sex Toys....Really???

    Love how the white dog went for the black doll...guess he just likes a little more junk in the trunk.
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    is the fleshlight safe to use?

    Maybe you could try it on your dog first. If he gets off, its ok...if you get off, then youve got a problem.
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    LOOK ! 6 / 6 / 6 Bar Codes !! We're doomed !!

    Thats not exactly true. Not all believers like to take it up the ass...some just like to give it up the ass. Then again, some go both ways...I think they call them priests.
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    Hiroshima, 64 years ago

    well said. The fire bombing was far more effective that the atomic bombs so its pretty obvious that was a warning to Russia.
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    Bring a ***** back from the dead

    If you could bring any ********* back from the dead, who would you like to reunite with the living? Personally I would like to see Freddy Mercury because Im just dying to see Queen live in concert. Plus, I think we missed out on a lot of good songs he never wrote.
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    Brooke Hogan

    What the hell does this woman do? I see her on a ton of red carpets and she does promo shoots for things and she has that reality show but does she do anything else? Shes semi famous because the press made her famous now she spends her time being famous...I dont get it. Looks like she took the...
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    Dylan Ryder

    Dylan, any chance you are secretly Audrina patridge's big ******? The resemblence is pretty amazing some times.
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    Raylene Richards / Zuzanna Drabinova

    http://www.cherrynudes.com/zuzana-drabinova-tropical/ Her face doesnt look exactly right in these but I think its her...she changes her look so much its hard to keep up with her look
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    It's official I **** Obama thread...

    Its all just politics. Love it or **** it, theres nothing you or I can ever do about it. you can change leaders or change partys but it will always remain the same. They know the system and they know how to work it plus they are backed by extremely powerful people and groups so they hold all the...
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    The I.L.B.S.F.M.A.I.D.C.W.K.I. thread

    Another great movie is The Thing...I love that movie.
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    which country has the hottest babes

    Id love to say Poland but I have to believe its England.
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    Anyone know anything about computers??

    It could be worse...could be quotes from Battlefield Earth. Hope you can solve this problem and may the ***** be with you.
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    Brett Favre staying retired

    Now Jeff George wants to come back....idiots! They should make a rule that when you officially retire, you cant come back. Either that or you can only come back for the minimum wage with no chance at bonuses ever.
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    Playboy Mansion

    You have to get huge fake boobs,blonde hair, act like a bimbo, have an IQ below 70 and a strong desire to ***** with 80 year old men. That should get you in.
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    911 caller in Gates' arrest says she never referred to race

    It was a slow news day so they tried to ***** the issue. Hopefully the hired protesters Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton can see it for what it is and call off their smear campaigns.
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    My thoughts on God

    The whole bible is all about control. It has to be the scariest most dangerous book ever written. I think its fair to say that millions and millions of people have died because of that damned book.
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    Pornstars real name?

    Is a **** ton larger than a **** load?
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    Bank deposit bag containing over $8000 found and returned by R. Lee Ermey

    I found a deposit bag a year or so ago. Probably had 4-6,000 in it. Was lost by the manager of the store next to mine. He came in my store that night and was in a total panic looking for it since he had it hidden in a newspaper and it slipped out. To make a long story short, when he got in his...
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    Lebron Getting Dunked on Video

    I think it was all a planned play to get him and Nike some attention. The video was obviously lame and you couldnt even see who the players were. You pull this video, secretly release that you did and suddenly you have 10 million people searching Nike and Lebron looking for the video not to...
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    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Fake fake fake!! Theres no way that tattoo is real...that has to be drawn on.
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    Any UFC fans present?

    Fedor would be a great fight. He has fought much larger fighters and never had a problem with their size. I think he would actually make Brock use some mma skills and would expose him as a one trick pony. Size alone can win you a lot of fights but the right person like Fedor can overcome that.
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    Who is the Greatest Entertainer of all-time?

    Add carrot top to that list...hes right up there with mj too minus the pediphelia aspect
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    Any UFC fans present?

    Those were some damn good fights. I cant see how anyone can watch boxing after seeing an mma fight card. I have to give the best fight to Hendo...i seriously thought he ****** Bisping.
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    1 dead and 9 hurt in the running of the bulls

    Better yet, everytime one of those asshole public officials get caught cheating with some skank whore and sticks the taxpayers with the bill, he runs the bulls.
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    Who is the Greatest Entertainer of all-time?

    I totally agree...nuff said, period.
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    Who is the Greatest Entertainer of all-time?

    This has to be Freddie Mercury. Maybe its just me but I dont get all this fake love for Michael now. Who was loving him a week before he died? He was considered a hasbeen and a freak then he dies and hes the greatest of all time?...I dont get it. Most people watched Michael to see the...
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    Steve McNair RIP.

    My guess is that she broke it off with him, he wouldnt leave so she pulls a ***, he takes it from her and accidentally ***** her in the struggle then not wanting to go to prison, shoots himself twice in the chest but hes so tough that he lives through it then takes one to the head and eventually...
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    360 view of Michael Jacksons basement...KICKASS stuff

    Way cool! That room would be hard to top.
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    Sophie Howard vs Jana Defi

    I **** to see these 2 up against each oth because they are so close including the sexy accents. Both seem like they would be the life of the party, both good girls with a bad side and both look great with or without clothes and dressed up or down. I gave it to Jana by the slightest margin.
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    Frank or Brock ?

    Thats going to be an awesome ufc...all the fights look really good. I have to believe Frank will beat him once again but Brock has that unknown factor because he is so big and can probably knockout anyone with 1 good punch. Frank is so good on the ground though that theres a good chance hes...
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    Access cards

    I love how people say to go back to your homeland...**** up...we were all immigrants at one time here. It sounds more like someone is jealous that they arnt getting a piece of the pie. Trust me, these people are here to stay and there are thousands more coming right after them so you better get...
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    Denise Milani

    That was funny and its clear proof that she has implants...what a shame.
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    Kournikova in bar fight

    Wow, some bar brawl. Is pushing, shouting and a spilled ***** seriously a bar brawl? The goddamn media is always blowing something out of proportion so they can get people to read their nothing story. I heard nothing about hair pulling, tops coming off and baby oil accidentally getting spilled...
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    kendra wilkinson VS Keeley Hazell

    Keeley for sure. kendra isnt even in the same league as Keeley...should have put her up against the other stupid white meat Jessica Simpson. Can you imagine those 2 idiots having a conversation together...I feel dumber just for thinking about it.
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    im going to London, Paris, Amsterdam...and advice

    Definately see the Louvre in Paris. Its only a few bucks but its closed on Tuesdays. Also, go to the top of the Arc de Triomphe. Buy a book of Metro tickets because they are cheap and you can find a metro station every few hundred feet...really fast and easy to get around that way.London is easy...
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    Which foreign country has the best pornstars?

    its obvious...because the girls there dont go down under
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    Rosalia Verne

    Nice find
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    GOD is dead!

    Does anyone know if he had a will because I'm hoping to get me mine. If I could get the 'turning water into ****' thing or at least turn it into bud light. If not, maybe I could get the Andromeda galaxy.
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    Powerful Photo Essay: Rural Trailer Life in Eastern Kentucky

    Thats not the westside sign...hes showing how many teeth he still has.
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    it doesnt always pay to be a nice guy

    He didnt notice a 17' gap between the roads? One question...was the seeing eye dog ****** in the fall too?
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    I need help getting into a private photobucket album

    Weirdest thing...I just typed in mikeandrd24isacreap and the page opened right up. go figure.
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    The U.S. Soccer team SHOCKS THE WORLD!

    soccer sucks
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    Denise Milani

    Airbrushing? Say it isnt true! Next thing youre going to tell me is that her boobs are fake. Oh the horror!
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    Saved by their juggs...

    How about Danni Ashe...she can show her boobs and the rest can be bagged. Flat-chested and she would be Danni who?
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    How To Get Rid of This Smell

    After a few days...that has to be the sign of the devil. Did you look for a 666 on her body? Id just cut that finger off and chalk it up to experience.
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    Nina Mercedez

    I figured you would be a backseat kind of woman.
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    Autographs of pornstars

    Im going to go way out on a limb here but why not try asking them. Hell, i'd even give you my autograph if you asked nice enough.
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    **** embarrasses themselves once again

    They just need to get their priorities straight and stop trying to make headlines with stupid acts like this. By the way ****...bugs are not *******. You dont see people walking around in cockroach skin boots or mosquito fur coats. I dont see houseflys on the protected endangered list. You will...
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    Denise Milani

    New pics...now thats funny. Didnt you know that she has shot only like 20 different pics in her entire career and she just photoshops different bikinis on them. I thought that was common knowledge. Hope I didnt just give away her secret.
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    "Cunt " is all I can come up with.

    Maybe he just didnt know who the hell she was. I had no clue who she was before this now I know shes that bitch from California.
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