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  1. EwaSonnetIsGod

    2 Savage Cutthroats given a light sentence after ******* a 23 year old

    Jurys are always a crapshoot. You might get lucky like OJ or screwed like Martha Stuart.
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    10 year old in Spain gives birth

    Damn thats sad. She could become a grandmother before she can legally ***** in the US.
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    Alabama man arrested for sexually ******* miniature *****

    Just one question...If this scandal causes him to get a divorce from his wife, will they still be considered ******* and ******?
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    The McRib is Back!

    Mcslap me on the ass and call me Mcskippy...that Mcrib is Mcfucking delicious!
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    Staring At Women's Breasts Can Lengthen Men's Lives

    "lighten up bitch...I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm just trying to live longer"
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    Vikings Waive Randy Moss?

    cincinatti should take him. He would fit right in with those 2 other egos.
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    What's your ***** car?

    Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.....chicks love the big wiener
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    Will Denise milani Porn???

    If you can do porn without getting naked and doing anything sexual then I'm sure she would give it a try. Hell, even her plastic surgeon has never seen her topless...he was ****** to work blindfolded.
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    Great body in denim and high heels

    shes the hottest 14 year old ive ever seen
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    Gorgeously busty next door tattooed beauty!!!!!

    hot girl...too bad about the prison tattoos
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    Time Traveler Caught On Tape?

    People are just stupid. Anyone with their hand to their ear doesnt mean they are on the phone. But wait...I can clearly see the virgin Mary in the stripes of that *****. I think thats a clear sign that jesus is about to come back and wipe the planet clear of all the sinners so the rest of us can...
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    Brett Favre Admits to Voicemails but not Photos

    Let me guess...He loves golf on the weekends, eating swedish, texting, traveling around the world and is a real tiger.
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    NBA 10'/11' Thread.

    The heat suck because 3 people will never be a winning team. Wait until they get a few injuries and it will be game over for them. I see this team together for maybe 2 years then they will have to break it up and try to build a team that can win playoff games. Right now they may be only the 3rd...
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    Any new faces in the big boobs world??

    Try Jasmine Black. She has one of those amazing eastern european bodies.
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    Brett Favre Admits to Voicemails but not Photos

    It pisses me off how people always label the woman as a bitch, whore or gold digger. She wasnt the creapy old married man sending some girl half his age pictures of his junk....why is she the bitch? Seriously girls...would you ever want to go out with a guy because he sent you a pic of his...
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    Jenni Farley, a.k.a. JWoww,

    Turning down playboy was the first bit of class I've seen out of that show...maybe there is hope for our future. I heard playboy is going to give that 400k to Snookie now to keep her clothes ON.
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    Don't Fuck With Janine Lindemulder!

    The energy generated by 600 pounds of mass falling at 9.8 meters/second squared must be enough to power a McDonalds for the time it takes to supersize 1000 whopper combo meals with a side of rings and an xxl diet ****!!! I think we just found a new energy source.
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    Man awarded $650,000 after lap dance injury

    Hes complaining about double vision? Every time he has sex now its with at least 2 women! He should be paying them.
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    It's a Jersey Thing-South Park Style!

    That show is always great. If it wernt for cartoons...South park, ****** guy, Simpsons etc....tv would suck. The one thing that most dont realize is that those clowns from Jersey Shore are not even from Jersey and 2 of them are not even Italian. I cant believe I didnt even know these freaks...
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    BMX Star in Medically Induced **** After Crash

    damn, that sucks! He seems like a pretty good guy.
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    Jenni Farley, a.k.a. JWoww,

    Every famous person was once a nobody. People obviously like what they see and want to see more otherwise they wouldnt search for her and go into their threads. Personally, I think 400k is a bit weak...theyve given millions for much less.
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    This just in: Hell froze over, Kelly Osbourne looks pretty good

    She looks better but its kinda like when Cortney Love got a stylist a few years ago...still not doing her.
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    ur penis size

    Its amazing how many miscalibrated rulers there are.
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    Cancer patient sees Jesus in MRI scan

    That looks like horns on the dude. It has to be the devil, not jesus. My guess is that its just a sign that hes fucked.
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    Ewa Sonnet

    Cant even log into bustypl the last few days. looks like the site may be down.
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    U.S. Apologizes For Syphilis Experiment In Guatemala

    A third of the people in this forum probably have an std...whats the big deal. How they got it, I have no idea but i'm sure they probably do. Can you get an std wackin it?
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    Dez Bryant Picks Up $55,000 Dinner Tab

    Food probably was 2500-5000. it had to be all ****** on crap like Crystal or $100 shots of something. Anyone can spend that kind of money on overpriced *****. And they wonder why the majority of ball players are broke within 5 years of retiring...no matter how much they made.
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    Ewa Sonnet

    2 weeks since the last update. I think that says it all...we got played again. Can you believe I'm also a Lions fan. Can life get any worse?
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    Robber hides in garbage truck and...

    He got what he deserved. Unfortunatly it didnt **** him so now the taxpayers get to pay for all this lumps medical, lawyer and incarceration bills.
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    Final meal of first woman to be executed in Virginia since 1912

    Unfortunatly at all prisons, I heard that the last meal is only what is already at the prison. They dont go out and buy anything special that they may request. As for capital punishment...good riddence. Chopping hands for theft...I would be all for that too. It pisses me off so much to see...
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    Jenni Farley, a.k.a. JWoww,

    I love the playboy ********* issues. They take a ***** we all know and airbrush them within an inch of their life and then we all get to try and guess who the woman in those pics are. I hope they got to see the goods before they offered the 400k....she could strip down and they might be "Oh...
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    Ewa Sonnet

    Seriously? The first clue should be "playboy model". The second "5'7" :*****:
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    Lindsay Lohan

    reports are that the idiot just failed her **** test for ******* so I guess its back to jail for her.
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    World's smartest criminal

    Dont let him be from Detroit, Dont let him be from Detroit, Dont let him be from Detroit.....Aw ****!!!
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    NY Jets harass sexy female reporter

    Those goddamn Jets ruined it for the rest of us. Now shes going to be dressed like a damn amish chick. Idiots!!!
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    What languages do you speak?

    English, British, Australian, Canadian, Ebonics and I'm a pretty good jive talker. Damn, Im multilingual and didnt even realise it.
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    George Michael gets jail time

    You forget though that in the US he would have been released in a day or 2 due to "overcrowding". Celebs get their ass kissed every day in jail then leave to million dollar pay days with interviews, pics, book deal, movie deals etc.
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    NY Jets harass sexy female reporter

    They threw balls in her direction and had the nerve to call out to her in the locker room....well put those guys in jail and throw away the key! Those insensitive bastards!
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    Justin Bieber escapes arrest after hitting police with water balloon

    That chick is a little too butch for me.
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    Ewa Sonnet

    I'd be lying if I didnt say that I was at least a little bit dissapointed but there are some positives with this. She is back in the game, at least from what we know and her body looks pretty amazing still. She may just be testing the waters too see what kind of reaction these sets would get. It...
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    Husband enraged over how his wife cooked his breakfast eggs ***** her and four others

    Re: Husband enraged over how his wife cooked his breakfast eggs ***** her and four ot Well, it was Kentucky and there was a double wide trailer involved. I'm guessin nothing too unusual for that area. You have to admit, that house did have some curb appeal.
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    Ewa Sonnet

    Its from march of 2007...back when Bustypl ruled the world with Ewa, Jana, Anya, Ala and Julia all competing for updates. Oh how the mighty has fallen.
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    Ewa Sonnet

    Well, the week has come and gone and the 3rd update that was promised this week never happened. Maybe it was because of 9-11...i'll give them a pass because of that but there better be an update first thing tomorrow morning or everyone is going to feel duped by bustypl once again. I know nothing...
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    Bobcat on a power pole starts 5-acre fire

    BBQ bobcat....that sounds pretty good right about now.
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    ****** in Tom Brady's car accident rips media

    I think the real story here is "Brady was driving an Audi A8?" WTF? Wheres the Ferrari, wheres the Lambo, wheres the Benz? Damn you Gisele and your baby safe car needs! Let the man drive a real car fitting of the top quarterback, superbowl winner, Michigan grad, supermodel bangin, all american...
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    Ewa Sonnet

    Ok, I'm confused. Is this "new era" of Ewa going to include no nudity. I have a few theories...1) No more nudity, just sexy shots. 2) The first few sets will be nothing too revealing but then show more and more as the sets continue to come like when she first started off. 3) The first 2 sets...
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    Ewa Sonnet

    You better hope the 2nd one is full nude....it may be another year before the 3rd one is out.
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    Ewa Sonnet

    The set was just like I predicted. I'm hoping the next 2 parts show a lot more than this one did. Personally I think it was a set that they never planned on releasing...most of the pics were out of focus. At the very least, get the pics in focus!
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