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I'm a member. But I've been sorely tempted lately.

Angela Taylor. I've gone over her perfection with a 100x microscope and I can't see a mark on her. Must have gone through the belly button, but I don't know how with all that muscle.

I haven't had a ***** in a year, so I can't say that sucks for you not to *****, but I can say I'm sorry for the reason. I hope that made sense.

I always fart on the toilet, just to be safe.

:1orglaugh For a minute there I thought you were ******** with Bloodshot!

It comes with the cable package. It's like 3 bucks a month. I couldn't live without it.

Dude, what language are you trying to speak?

Re: Student told of sex with former Freeland teacher Me too, and I haven't had a ***** in a year. :glugglug:

Except live sporting events, I DVR everything I watch so I can fast forward through the commercials.

*******, your ***** as a skunk and your gonna get in trouble. Deal with these guys tomorrow. :hatsoff:

Insurance commercials. Who wants to be reminded that they are being continuously fleeced. And every fuckin one of them says they're the cheapest. :dunno:

Solo and occasional lesbian squirting. No dudes, they make me nauseous.

Absolutely *******.:glugglug:

Or c) a scared 13 year old ***. I know, I know you and everybody who thinks this is cool knew everything there is to know about sex and life when you were 13. All 13 year olds do.

The mods don't just arbitrarily pick on people here. You get what you deserve. You've got a lot of nerve calling people out for saying fucked up ****.

Here's the same picture from a different angle. :thumbsup:

You know what would be interesting? Have someone take the test on your behalf, your girlfriend for instance. How much different would it be? How much worse? I'd do it, but since I'll never trust another woman again as long as I live I don't have one handy.

Re: Student told of sex with former Freeland teacher Smells like a French whore.

Re: Student told of sex with former Freeland teacher All kidding aside. What does a fairly attractive 33 year old woman see in a 16 year old ***? If ya really think about it, it's fuckin sick. Which is why every hot teacher we ever knew had 0% interest in us while we were in school.

I get a migraine if I don't jerk off at least once a day.

I took Greg's test Introverted Intuitive Thinking Judging It said I should be a programmer/engineer, which is exactly what I was thinking of going back to school for. It also said I have a personality comparable to that of Stephen Hawking.

Every time I have a job interview. :facepalm:...No wonder I'm still unemployed.

I cum where she tells me to cum.

This is what we recite every week at our he-man woman haters club meetings!

Re: Student told of sex with former Freeland teacher How come its only a crime to cheat on teenagers?

:1orglaugh I got no rep at the moment. :1orglaugh

Jesus Christ. What the fuck is going on? Somehow it seems worse when it's a little girl. Maybe cause I have a ********.

Jaime Hammer is gorgeous and her tits aren't different cup sizes. Shay Laren is pretty plain looking IMO.

Car & Driver

I fuckin hope not Face. We'll have to take his man card from him.

4 years, less than 300 posts all fucking retarded. Why is this guy still here? ******, I ***** in my mouth just reading what 2 girls was about. I wouldn't watch the video if someone stuck a *** in my face.

Manslaughter? You gotta be fuckin kidding me.

This was as interesting as I thought it would be.

That solar radiation storm in 2012 will tells us how effective it would be. :D

I'm not allowed.

Well if Amidamoodahhaha says so...

If I could I'd make a new siggy every other day.

Your just mad cause I never thanked you for the rep you gave me.:tongue:

No, I'm talking about his ideas for free electricity and a world wide communications network. Freeones is free, but an internet connection isn't. Unless your using wifi which was essentially his idea.

I have to thank people for repping me. I know some people think I'm an asshole, and thats fine, but I would feel like an asshole if I didn't.

Cool U. I just bookmarked it so I can read it all later.:hatsoff:

Yes sir. If Edison hadn't railroaded him we would have had the internet 50 years ago and we'd be talking to each other for nothing.

Re: Pornstars who look like *********** Thanks l. Angela looks even more like Gina as Angela gets older. Both are still smoken. :thumbsup:

That's why I put discovered in quotes.

We have a major holiday celebrating a guy who "discovered" the West Indies.

I always say thanks cause my momma didn't raise an ungrateful swine like ARy and Greg. :tongue: Edit: adds BB to previous list.

Not a whole lot. Elmira has been a **** hole ghost town for a while, especially after they built the second Supermax prison. All the scum from NYC moved here and immediately started collecting welfare, and setting up their little **** empires. What I love about the area is the beautiful...

Every fucking one of em. Especially the assholes who can't shut the fuck up, think slapping, spitting, and name calling are somehow making a scene anything other than unwatchable. I don't know any of their names and would never care to.

Man, that really sucked.

^^Only when he's high.