Ever Get Disgusted By Your Own Farts?
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Have you ever sharted? :tongue:
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Yes, in a club one time...I went outside, took off my drawers, finished wiping my ass and threw them in a nearby dumpster! :hatsoff:
....thank god I didn't pick up a scraggler that night!!:1orglaugh
When I binge real bad sometimes I shart. I **** it. 
Women may not fart but when they queef it is like the Earth opens up and the smell of Hell's sewage system erupting like a geyser in your face.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Only after the hamster dies and starts turning ripe.
Never!
Happened again tonight.....had a Kielbasa and Fried Onion sandwich w/ mustard down the shore today.
I think I just might have set off a smoke detector with my lethal gas....brb
I recommend a scalding coffee ***** followed by spearmint suppositories.
Follow that routine rigorously for a couple days and I'll treat you right, big boy.
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
I always fart on the toilet, just to be safe.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
I just gave myself the dreaded Dutch Oven and almost ****** out.:eeew:
I would now like to take the time to publicly apologize to every chick I ever did that to.....I now know firsthand how cruel and sadistic it can be and how it can lead to possible brain damage due to lack of Oxygen! :o
I would now like to take the time to publicly apologize to every chick I ever did that to.....I now know firsthand how cruel and sadistic it can be and how it can lead to possible brain damage due to lack of Oxygen! :o
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Farts are some of the best forms of entertainment. If I load up on eggs and dairy my gas could be classified as a WMD. I remember a time working at a gym when we had a membership drive party. I had started using this new Weight Gainer Protein Powder. I had the wettest stinkiest farts ever. Even the other gym staff were sickened. Talk about a **** eating grin on my face. I was maniacally laughing throughout my whole shift.
Another story. I started dating this girl. It was early in the relationship and I hadn't farted in front over her yet. Well, she breaks the ice and lets off a little squeaker and starts giggling. I looked at her at let out all the gas I had been holding in for 3 months. She covered her nose and mouth and ran into the other room. My blast was a doozy. Throughout the rest of the relationship I would fart all the time whether it was in the car with the windows rolled up and the heater on, if she was in the shower when I opened the door sticking my bare ass in then quickly closing the door, or the many Dutch Ovens I gave her trapping her under the covers with the smell.
Another story. I started dating this girl. It was early in the relationship and I hadn't farted in front over her yet. Well, she breaks the ice and lets off a little squeaker and starts giggling. I looked at her at let out all the gas I had been holding in for 3 months. She covered her nose and mouth and ran into the other room. My blast was a doozy. Throughout the rest of the relationship I would fart all the time whether it was in the car with the windows rolled up and the heater on, if she was in the shower when I opened the door sticking my bare ass in then quickly closing the door, or the many Dutch Ovens I gave her trapping her under the covers with the smell.
Shifty
O.G.
I'm starting to like you but you fucking scare me.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Farting on chick ******* rep on the way!:hatsoff:
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
This is the girl for me. We'd have a blast together. Probably many blasts.
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