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  1. Vlad The Impaler

    what would you rate obama job performance so far

    1. I especially loved how him and Janet tried to give away our interrogation techniques, they didn't scratch the surface, then tried throwing our intelligence community under the bus. He hasn't done Jack for the economy, except those 3 million(?) temporary jobs during the census. And I thought...
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    Cause it came from here *******. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/

    Cause it came from here *******. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/
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    If You Could Be Part of Any Race on Middle Earth

    When Gandolf meets up with Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimly in Fanghorn he tells them that Sauron is the only one more powerful than himself. I just read it as I'm going through the trilogy again. Maybe he's unaware of Eonwë or he's dead at this point? I acquiesce to you on this L3gs.
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    Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff:
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    Favorite Legendary Creatures

    Or one that doesn't have total recall of "that thing you did 3 years ago".
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    Favorite Legendary Creatures

    A faithful and honest woman. I think they existed at one time but are now extinct.
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    Lies!

    See, there ya go tellin lies again Sup.
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    Woman goes 'McMental' after being told she can't have chicken nuggets for breakfast

    Re: Woman goes 'McMental' after being told she can't have chicken nuggets for breakfa Yeah, I'm sure nothing like this ever happens in your little blackhole. **** off.
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    Lies!

    My name's not really Vlad19 but it got me onto Freeones. Oh, and I'm not from Bucharest either.
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    Favorite Legendary Creatures

    I'm partial to vampires.
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    These should be compiled into a coffee table book

    Nice. This was my favorite.
  12. Vlad The Impaler

    Prettiest Face / Most Beautiful Pornstar, Babe or Cеleb

    Re: Prettiest Female face? Here's another Nadia Bjorlin pic.
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    The illuminati

    :1orglaugh what the fuck?:1orglaugh
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    The illuminati

    They're the figment of the Priory Of Scion imaginations.
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    Pornstars who look like celebrіties

    Re: Pornstars who look like *********** The prophet Mohammed? :dunno:
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Will someone PLEASE put a bullet in this thread!
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    The better chesticles

    Its a tough choice since I can't see any on either one of them.
  18. Vlad The Impaler

    What is it with noobs?

    So do you guys have your own room ya hang out in or do you use a microphone and a USB port. Take it easy dude, it was a joke just like I explained earlier. Hell I still don't know how to use the search button.
  19. Vlad The Impaler

    2010 on Track to Be Warmest On Record

    :tongue: I think it's blown a little out of proportion, everything the government tells us is, but I really think it's an issue that needs to be addressed now rather than when it's too late.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    OK I've seen this posted several times. What is it exactly? Cartoon I would guess but derived from which media?
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    2010 on Track to Be Warmest On Record

    ARy your a teacher you know that there is such a thing as a Greenhouse effect. Its the reason we have an atmosphere at all.
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    We must colonise space says Stephens Hawking.

    Here's the thing. If and when we do this, its going to be with the best of the best humanity has to offer. Its not like we're gonna be sending a bunch of ***** ********* war mongers. It will be the most intelligent stable people alive. And it has to be done. We're on the cusp of a medical...
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    Prettiest Face / Most Beautiful Pornstar, Babe or Cеleb

    Re: Prettiest Female face? Exquisite!
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    We must colonise space says Stephens Hawking.

    Glad to see ya back roro.
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    Haven't you always wanted a lego house?

    Hello!? Why didn't they just build the thing AT Legoland in the first place? :facepalm:
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    You know that you don't have any rep to spread yet. Not till you get to 100 posts. And not until...

    You know that you don't have any rep to spread yet. Not till you get to 100 posts. And not until your out of the red.
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    Woman goes 'McMental' after being told she can't have chicken nuggets for breakfast

    Re: Woman goes 'McMental' after being told she can't have chicken nuggets for breakfa This makes no sense! Now if it was the Mcdouble off the dollar menu, well...
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    We must colonise space says Stephens Hawking.

    Don't worry they wont be taking anyone with an IQ less than 180. So none of us are going anywhere.
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    Reppin everyone from my 2000th post thread brought me back around real quick. Having been born...

    Reppin everyone from my 2000th post thread brought me back around real quick. Having been born on Halloween I've never had a fear of 13 and was actually excited that my ******** was born on that date! I know all **** say it but she's perfect and has never been in trouble or given me any grief...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Underworld & Underworld Evolution They're making part 4 but without Kate Beckinsale again?:dunno:
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    When`s the best time to jack off?

    Right after you type jack off and just before you click search.
  32. Vlad The Impaler

    Tilted hips ... so turn me on !

    I'm more into broken hips.
  33. Vlad The Impaler

    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    The Rangers are so fucked up they can't even find the cap space to re-sign Staal.
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    :wave::booty::wiggle::banana::nanner:
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    Prettiest Face / Most Beautiful Pornstar, Babe or Cеleb

    Re: Prettiest Female face? What happened to this thread? Where does it say Salena Gomez pics go here. Fuck man she's barely 18, she looks 12 and she's not so fuckin pretty that you have to scroll down 5 damn posts to see something else. Go start a fuckin teeny bopper thread.
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    Urban Legends. Wives Tales and Myths you've heard?

    This is no lie. Up until about a week ago I wouldn't eat a hot dog unless it was kosher. I believed in some form or fashion that sodium erythorbate was ground up worms.
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    Woman faces 67 counts of sexual assault

    Like I said though there was a little self-preservation involved. Mikey (Rocky) was the toughest SOB I've ever known!
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    Woman faces 67 counts of sexual assault

    On my sixteenth birthday my Sylvester Stallone lookalike best friend's sisters, one 24 the other 28, kept making out with me for my "birthday day present". On the one hand it was incredible but I was so scared shitless I didn't enjoy it at all. It didn't help that Rocky was getting really fuckin...
  39. Vlad The Impaler

    Anyone have a kegerator?

    I've never had a kegerater but I did have a kegmobile when I was younger. Half keg of tapped **** in the back seat of my Chevette along with 5 or 6 friends. It was cramped but it was a blast!
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    How many new fetishes have you picked up since signing up on freeones?

    Re: How many new fetishes have you picked up since signing up on free ones? I've lost interest in about 9.
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    This Scumbag Deserves Death!

    Damn it, he needs to put a lock code on his computer when he's ********. He always regrets it.
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    Personality Tests

    Erie! :surprise::eek:
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    Good you got ARy to do it for ya.:glugglug:

    Good you got ARy to do it for ya.:glugglug:
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    Favorite Porn Genre?

    There's that, :eeew: and then there's the cut away edit shoot water up there with a turkey baster trick.
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    This Scumbag Deserves Death!

    Angela Taylor rock hard and soft as silk!
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    This Scumbag Deserves Death!

    Cool. :glugglug: This I can get behind.:hatsoff:
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    Cool. Thanks *******. :glugglug:

    Cool. Thanks *******. :glugglug:
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    Favorite Porn Genre?

    You mean the fake stuff or squirting in general? I've been with several women that do and its mind blowing.
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    This Scumbag Deserves Death!

    Guys, I hope you know I wasn't talking about you.
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    Favorite Porn Genre?

    Your right KK, but you know they're into it when they blast halfway across the room! And believe me I know fake squirt when I see it, so I don't get fooled by that ****.
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