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  1. Facetious

    Do You Have Trouble Letting Go . .

    Do You Have Trouble Letting Go . . Of All The Clutter ? :o Just for the hell of it - What is it that you've accumulated for no good reason ? Growing up, we always had a "Junk Drawer" in the kitchen. The contents would usually include about 300 - 500 rubber bands; presumably from the daily...
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    B of A / Merrill Lynch Merger in the works (?)

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    Who's the babe in the snow

    http://www.babes-direct.com/op/zuzana/index.html It doesn't look like Zuzanna Z to me !!
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    Obama's muslim faith

    OOPS ! :oops: @ 1:20, George Step-on-awful-stuff has to intervene and correct the "O-men". :1orglaugh 'Knew it all along :rolleyes:
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    Let's see what available

    hmmmmmm not bad ! . . . hey ! she's kinda cute ! . . . . nah . . . oh ! look at that booty ! Amber !! :lovecoupl Ride 'em cowgirl !!!
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    Australia - No Capacity to Recycle Hybrid Car Batteries

    Continued OK, you goo goo, "true believer" environmentalists . . . :tongue: :dunno: :confused: Hardly a solution, in any capicity, these goofy "alternative" motor cars. Wouldn't it have been prudent to figure out how to effectively reprocess the waste product before releasing all of these...
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    Rack ******

    xxx What a puss !
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    What would YOU do ? How would YOU feel ?

    The percentage of inflation is "his" nation is said to be better than 11200000%. He has induced a famine, with special emphasis toward those who politically oppose him. And now this ? !! :confused: Could she actually spend it in good conscience ? Could You ? I'd have to think long and...
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    Elephants Score Higher

    citation from here
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    PGA : Ladies, You'd Better Learn English !

    source I agree with this mandate. South Korean women make up such a large portion of the tour these days, the sponsors and the networks alike, wish to interview these personalities. As for now, the tour is somewhat divided by language diversity. There is a camp of English speakers and there is...
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    Have You Ever Crossed Paths With An Ex ?

    Have you ever crossed paths with an ex gf that you haven't seen in 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - + years ? Of course you have ! Did you stop and exchange pleasantries ? Was she looking fine - n - divine ? Or did you turn away with a huge exhalation and congratulate yourself for dumping that hog that...
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    What film is this from ?

    Watch Jeff Beck destroy his guitar as J. Page and the rest of the Yardbirds keep on jammin' ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkN1lFqldb4&feature=related I like it ! :D :thumbsup:
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    Does anybody have the FCC :nono: list ?

    I was just curious how the "official" FCC rules & regs read. That's "Federal Communications Commission", for our non American friends. Does it literally spell out the words of which cannot be said on radio and tv ? I'd like to see which words are borderline i.e.- the words that you can get...
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    Funny Video :) • Recent Spelling Bee

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzrNWPul9E The *** is like 12 years old going on 45 ! :1orglaugh N • U • M • B • N • U • T • ? :rofl:
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    Burned or Buried

    Dark and Gloomy, I know. What have you decided to do with your body when you die ? Bury or Burn ? What's better for the environment ? † If burned, have you decided where you would like your ashes spread ? √ Muni landfill ? √ The sea ? √ In the mountains nearest your residence √ toilet...
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    Light Bulb Legislation

    http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Alt/alt.politics.bush/2008-08/msg01388.html "Land of the Fucked" Got representation ?
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    Cool WWII Era Messerschmitt 163 Komet Glider

    Scroll down a slight bit • Click Pic for full screen
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    One term for the 'ol fella ?

    http://www.boston.com/news/politics/politicalintelligence/2008/08/one_term_only_f.html Hilary supporters might opt to vote for the 'ol geriatric character . . :dunno: Think about that one ! Do you really think that this guy was the electorate's choice ? Just a year before the primary (IIRC)...
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    What's your brush with fame ?

    It's all yours ! I'll offer my disclosure later. :thumbsup:
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    Review : Nuclear Electromagnetic Pulse

    Review : Nuclear Electromagnetic Pulse (******) NUCLEAR ELECTROMAGNETIC PULSE REVIEW Congressional Record: June 9, 2005 (House) Page H4340-H4345 Brief History - "Mr. BARTLETT of Maryland. Mr. Speaker, the subject that I want to spend a few moments talking about this afternoon really began...
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    Yawning contagious to dogs and humans alike

    :*****::*****: more x:*****::*****:
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    "Seeing" through walls

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/videos/2007/0706-seeing_through_walls.htm Interesting. That's all I got
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    Cheney to Pass on Convention

    :ban2: Persona non grata or just plain hiding again ?:anonymous: :1orglaugh :D http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/08/05/america/cheney.php look out ! it's dick !!! :violent:
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    G.A.O. : Iraq - $79 Billion Budget SURPLUS ? !!! WTF !!

    http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D92CC5Q80.htm :thefinger: XXXXX:thefinger:XXXXX:thefinger:XXXXX:thefinger:XXXXX:thefinger: HOW IN THE FUCK DOES THIS ADMINISTRATION GET AWAY WITH THIS **** ? We're i.e. - you and I, are being taxed small fortunes to keep this "war" subsidized as...
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    Ambitious S.F. Mayor proposes fines for unsorted garbage

    Cont'd Several problems here - I have seen elderly folks slip up on sorting garbage - What are you going to do about the imperfections of senility . . Gavin ? $1,000 FINE ? What if somebody has it in for you and during the weee early hours of the AM, somebody fucks with your garbage can, as...
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    Now Hear This

    A pilots quest . . . vertigo http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/flightassist.mp3 Listen carefully ! Complete loss of orientation ! The tower saves his life. Sorta boring after the pilot finally restores normal flight , but what the hell. The end is kind of funny as the...
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    Meet Jessica !!

    She's so cute ! :bowdown: Very interesting behavior . . . Open Wide, Jessica ! :D √ Lets herself into the house √ Drinks coffee twice daily
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    ****** Rights Bombers !!!

    ****** rights extremists have long evaded police Kurtis Alexander - Sentinel Staff Writer Article Launched: 08/05/2008 01:34:20 AM PDT SANTA CRUZ -- Those familiar with ******-rights groups say extremists have long been operating in Santa Cruz. But even after one of the nation's most dramatic...
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    ******* "citizen" arrested 5 times in 18 months for ******* Sales

    continued Oh, no, there's no networking going on here ! :wtf: Who's paying this guy's bail (Each Time) ? The idea that the city of frisko would harbor this clown and keep proper fed authorities in the dark . . . Nothing further your honor :SIGHS: :rolleyes: It's good to see some decent...
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    It's not "Flip Flop" Kudos, Mr. Obama . . You have to mean it though . . in English !

    To change positions on hot issues . . .continues . . Full Story Kudos, Mr. Obama . . You have to mean it though . . in 6th grade English ! I have no problem with a politician changing his position on hot issues, so long as the switch was made as a result of further enlightenment . ...
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    Not even at $10 a gallon ?

    Ky. Senator attempts to find the parameters for which the majority dems will allow the clean drilling of this nations very own off shore oil resources. . . Watch Have a nice f'en 5 weeks off mr salazar ! :thefinger 1) objection opening up the idea to drilling in general 2) objection at...
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    Anthrax Suspect "Reportedly" ***** Self

    Cont'd - http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/01/national/main4312635.shtml Now, if only we can get the real story about 11, September, 2001 !
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    The Antithesis Avatar

    No less than two members here now boast an avatar of their extreme distaste . . . anybody have a cache of Burt Reynolds avs for me to review ? . . . On second thought . . <-:rubbel:)))) in the direction of "Charley" instead :helpme: :tongue: :jester:
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    How often does it occur ?

    How often does it occur ? - √ You proofread your outgoing message • then √ SEND MESSAGE . . You walk away, answer the phone or whatever . . . and somehow, at about 9:20 into the allocated 10 min. max edit time, you're overcome with an overwhelmingly clever thought to add, as time expires ? :o...
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    High School Reunions

    Do you attend your high school reunions or do you just blow 'em off ? Same question for the "yung 'uns" Do you expect to attend your first h.s. reunion ? How many "lifetime friends" do you expect to retain from your high school class? For me it's three. I'd rather have three reliable pals...
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    Quantas flight descends 20k feet

    By all accounts, it sure appears as if a bomb let go. Of course they'll never tell us the truth about anything. Just keep shoppin' . . keep flying . . "there's nothing to worry about". http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article4395076.ece
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    'GlobalObama Poverty Act' to cost each citizen $2,500 or more

    His first "REAL" piece of **** legislation, ever! Barack Obama . . presumeably an engaging guy to have a **** with . . before the almighty self important arrogance set in. I don't understand the mindset or lack of testosterone in the "men" who look up to "the creation" in the remedy of their...
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    the law would prevent fast-food chains from opening new restaurants in a 32-square-mi

    Continued http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-fastfood23-2008jul23,0,6631786.story
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    Drill & Relieve

    Now, (Actually 9 odd years ago) From The University of Calif. Santa Barbara xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxThis : Continued :thefinger :rolleyes: :D
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    FDA / USDA pandering to Mexico . . . Again !

    It all began June 3. How many days have ****** ? more / source Now : (Just yesterday, in fact) : source . . and it took these govt. ''scientists'' 6 weeks to allegedly determine that the culprit could in fact be, but not 100 % certain, that the illnesses / salmonella poisonings may not...
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    Rule 1

    Never place your index finger inside the trigger guard until you have precisely that of which you you intend to destroy clearly visible in your sights. * The sights are those "post - like" extensions off of the top of the firearm. * The top of the firearm is the area of the mechanism that would...
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    Faceplant

    http://www.break.com/index/dude-fails-at-kegstand.html
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    i.r.s. ! . . . Pay up Ms. Lindemulder !

    Porn Star In Taxxx Bust . cont'd
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    Just what in the hell is going on ? • Ape Man ? • Yesterday 4,999 wtf ?

    http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=2361909&postcount=34 :dunno: :confused: Do I need some rest ? Am I In A Timetravel ? People wanna know !! Have we been hacked by Moscow Control Central ? (((This is Moscow calling . . are we reaching ?))) :click: "You see he keeps hanging up ...
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    Here To Work . . . . The System

    Story Continues Once again . . . it's incompetent nutcakes who "run that city", off the reservation ..... :dunno:. Soft policies result in more violent crime !! particularly when you've dealing with a 3rd world So. Am. gangster ! Naive . . idealistic . . fools !! How many f'en times...
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    More bipartisan thievery

    House to Clear Senate AIDS Bill The House will take up and clear the Senate version of global AIDS legislation as soon as next week, paving the way for President Bush to sign the measure, leaders said Thursday. The Senate ****** its bill Wednesday by 80-16. The measure would authorize $48...
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    Woman dismisses lawsuit against "Golden Boy"

    pic Con'td
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    Dutch Learn To Steal Bikes

    Dutch Learn To Steal Bikes ? !! more Know your opponent :dunno: :yesyes:
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    Neat way to fight fire

    metal storm Ha ha ! Notice aircraft making an approach as the fire crash rigs were rolling to the virtual crash site ? :nono: :D
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    5 Y.O. fails in his attempt to "ignite" gramma

    "but he was a good boy . . a really quiet ***" :rolleyes: full scoop
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