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  1. Facetious

    Ghost of a chance cell phone application

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5i1r26EmhlRXYvNguugFQWl9aZc-QD94J655O0
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    U.K. may ban happy hour :(

    http://cbs13.com/health/happy.hour.deaths.2.871366.html Boo !!!!! :scream: Boooo ! :nono:
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    "Devout" muslim sues Tesco for making him handle alhocol

    More Are you the slightest bit sympathetic to this guys' cause ? Mr. Ahmed's orthodoxy is his problem and it should remain that way until he makes other arrangements. It is not the responsibility of society to conform to his extremities. Furthermore, this guy doesn't "handle *******", he...
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    Monica Who ?

    http://www.dailyniner.com/monica2.shtml Thx in advance :D
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    Have You The Courage To Review Your 401K These Days ? :O

    Are the unopened envelopes piling up on your desk ? Do YOU have the courage to open the envelope ? Will it be today ? Tomorrow ? I . . . I can't do it ! It's probably reduced to a "201K" or 0.401K (:tongue:), for that matter :eek: :helpme:
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    Jesse J a c k s o n ?

    http://govarrestrecords.com/?tid=ar08 Wow ! A spitting image / look alike, of the civil rights leader. :wtf: :dunno:
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    Short Take Off and Landing Contest

    Kind of cool ! Who needs and airstrip when a parking lot will do ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewn0HOpfMEY&feature=related
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    Whose Mug Would You Pie ?

    treasury sec. Hanky Paulson Lehman Bros' Dickhead Fuld Congressman Butthead Frank and every other "intentionally incompetent" thief.
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    Does your city now have traffic cams at every intersection ?

    Does your city now have traffic cams at every major intersection ? Remember ~ They're for your safety. :rofl: Isn't it nice to know that there's somebody above, other than from the heavens, looking out for you ?
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    Pour $500.00 per bottle **** at G 20 Economic Summit ?

    Pouring $500.00 per bottle **** at G 20 Economic Summit ? cont'd Economic Crisis Summit ? Can you say "irony" ? Did you see the menu ? :rolleyes: I don't expect 'em to reduce themselves to a New York steak, or, God forbid ! Fillet Mignon, with a side of their choice of potato along with the...
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    Who is this "Air America " Hotty ?

    Not the blow feind now ! I'm talking about the host. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEufF3L4u60 :bowdown: thanks
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    Shoes On Or Off In The Home ?

    Have you ever lived in such a home where shoes must come off on the porch, prior to entry to the home ? Just another one of my curios, that's all. :o
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    8 Year Old Killer Of Two - Charged With Pre Med. ******

    more They sure grow up fast these days :dunno:
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    Wing, Leg, Breast (whitemeat), Neck

    What's your pref ? Almost that time again ! :yummie:
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    Plane Loses Wing, Pilot Lands Safely On All "Fours"

    http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/08102703.html Truly an amazing finish !! :thumbsup: :glugglug: Fortunately, the aircraft, being as feathery light as it is, the pilot masterfully throttles himself to safety. Damn good thing that he was able to set it down away from the grandstands. :D
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    Obama Admin ELECT already talking EO

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081110/ap_on_go_pr_wh/obama/print;_ylt=AvTvJYm8r2LqUEC20JNko38Gw_IE Don't stop there ! Make fugitives out of several million of us while you're at it. What else does mr ambitious have in mind ? I would suggest that the president to be (I'm sick of saying elect)...
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    If *** or *** (or both) ever surprised you and your g/f . . .

    . . .schstoopin . . I mean IN THE ACT, back when you were a snarly, loathsome, high school punk p.o.s. . .won't you tell us all what happened during and after. We're they cheering you on ? "That's our Wolfgang :lovecoupl Go Wolfgang Go ! ! ! Go Boy . That's our young man right there ! "...
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    Do Models Buy Their Own Boob Jobs ?

    Do you know ? Do ya ? huh, huh ? Since the girls are assets, would it be out of the question for a contractor (or however they ID themselves) to package a boob job in as part of the contract ? Is that how it works ? or . . hell, I dunno, seems like a reasonable prop to me. :dunno: What does...
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    Be honest ! Do you make your bed every day ?

    Do you make your bed every morning, just like you brush your teeth ? or Do you make it only after laundering the toppings or when you know that guests might come over and peer into the bedroom. :o I'm just curious to see whose the slob and whose not. Me - slob about 180 days a year. :o Make...
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    Old Enough To Be Whose ****** ?

    Lets not make things complicated ! Who are your favorite, most mature teen models ? 18 - 19 y/o only ! and none of this creepy "dressed to imprison" -"Hello Kitty" underwear stuff either ! Just real hot mature late teens !
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    Man Severs His Own Penis Following Spat With GF

    Man cuts off own penis after spat with girlfriend 10/20/2008 | 09:42 PM MANILA, Philippines – In a fit of anger after a quarrel with his girlfriend, a young man cut off his penis in Sultan Kudarat town in Shariff Kabunsuan province Sunday night, a radio dzRH report said late Monday. The...
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    Do you have cash ?

    Do you generally know the amount of money, (+/-) $20, that you have in your possession at any given time ? I used to, but I sure as hell don't now. How about you ? What has changed ? I'm not particularly secure in wealth or anything, It just seems that, over the years, as I get older, I just...
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    Obama Slacker

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah9W24oMIRc You couldn't get away with this in a private sector job atmosphere, then again, what does Obama know about the private sector ? That it's a vast resource to fund his socialized ideology. Obama reveals his arrogance and disrespect for the position...
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    Authorities Investigate Sarah Palin Effigy

    Authorities investigate Sarah Palin effigy in West Hollywood http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-palineffigy29-2008oct29,0,1328064.story :nono: What's the big deal ? ! Seriously, Sarah herself would probably laugh . . no ? :dunno:
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    Woman Waits 19 hours at Dallas Hospital . . .

    The rest of the nonsense
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    "Clean Coal" Myth

    full article Sure, some of the Sº2 and Cº2 can be removed from the coal, but at what cost ? The most toxic natural components, Thorium and Uranium remain in the coal and, thus, blow straight out the smokestack and into the upper atmosphere. Don't buy the lie ! More from Oakridge National Lab
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    The Coming Supermajority Nightmare ?

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122420205889842989.html Don't you just love crazy lady ? - pic 1 A govt. super majority is not indicative of a representative democracy.
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    Bitch !!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYp_Xi4AtAQ bitch chewin' him out ! ;) Don't miss the part at 2:15 mins. ! :eek:
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    Job Security

    Largess Sheesh ! :rolleyes: police & fire dept and a national defense is really all that is needed. "Womens guide for entrepreneurial" what ?? :rolleyes: How could this be a govt entity ?
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    Looking For Sex . . Time's runnin' out !

    Hook Up Already !
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    Am I not seeing the "view your posts" button ?

    Is there a one click access capability to viewing our own posts, once logged in ? I may just be . . well . . blind. :dunno: :o Thanks for your assistance. :D
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    Biden makes Obama terrorist claim :P

    John McCain and Sarah Palin sharpened their ****** yesterday on Barack Obama's readiness to be commander-in-chief, using his running mate's prediction that Obama would be tested by an international crisis early in his presidency. McCain noted that Democratic vice presidential nominee Joe Biden...
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    If you vote No (on the bailout) there will be martial law . .

    . . .and the stock market will drop some two thousand + points. Watch -> Congressman Brad Sherman We're on borrowed time, my friends. Talk about fast tracking commyism !!!
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    Natalie Dillon - A little pricy, don't you think ?

    cont'd + pic
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    Here's A Court Case For You !

    Full Story Fuggin Cops ! :P :tongue: :D
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    90 year old Fla. woman crashes her new 400+ bhp car & dies

    First, here's the car that we're talking about more
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    A.C.O.R.N - a Mickey Mouse outfit

    http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/14/mickey-mouse-tries-register-vote/ "Subversives" !! :eek:
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    An anarchist in retrospect - for the hell of it.

    http://www.outpost-of-freedom.com/mcveigh/okcwhy.htm
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    Should Society Pay ?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/3185134/Suicide-barriers-aim-to-stop-jumpers-at-Golden-Gate-Bridge.html This has little to do with the saving of lives, IMO. It has to do with certain individuals receiving kick backs ($$$) from those within the circle(s) of "the deal"...
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    Muammar Kadafi Speaks 8, June, 'o8

    "There are elections in America now . . ." All kinds of mixed messages in that clip. :dunno: Funny - He's sporting his biker / dope dealer, black out shades. :laugh: Hey, Mo ! Pay up for '88
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    Giada - All "Chef" or All "Show" ? . . and milf ?

    Is cooking really this woman's passion ? or is she yet another pretty production ? Have you ever watched her program ? Would you do her dishes ? http://www.foodnetwork.com/everyday-italian/index.html http://www.giadadelaurentiis.com/page/page/show?id=2325794%3APage%3A226
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    American International Group (AIG) Execs Splurge

    Source: http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/10/aig-execs-went.html The audacity !
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    who is the platinum blonde ?

    http://www.bnbabes.com/Link/VPF/HU_Kayden_Kross_0427.html
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    Market Woes Explained . . In English

    "Government Made the Mess" by Christopher Grey 10/03/08 "What if someone were to tell you that our government, without any oversight, was going to spend hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer money to buy near worthless items on eBay(EBAY Quote - Cramer on EBAY - Stock Picks) at...
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    Kiss My . . . !

    [SIZE="2"] more . . .and all of the self enriching kickbacks that come with it ! Disgusting ! After all, it's only numbers . . It's only a half hours' worth on wall street ! I wish that I could find the audio clip of nancy pelosi, presumeably, immediately following the passing of this...
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    This has got to be the limit !

    What's the "point" of it all ? This is not a "shock value" post Warning ! Not for the faint at heart you've been warned. Does anybody have the slightest idea as to what the hell is going on here ? ! OK, I got the freak show part. Anything else ?
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    What's Your Vice ?

    ***** (specify), *******, *****, smokes, employment, the D.J. Industrial Average, deficit spending, change, food, religion, areligion, guns, grubs, politics, fashion, hedge funds, hellth care, dance, hi - def, school (studies), interracial . . . what ? So, how do you cope ?
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    Mac ***** Setting ?

    What is the distinction between ******** the hard drive and ******** the computer on Mac OS-X units ? Why is it that my unit shuts down instead of waking the monitor when depressing a key ? Thanks
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    Bail out Agreement Reached

    Lawmakers: Financial bailout agreement reached Wouldn't it be nice if some arrests come with the deal ?
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    Sat. Night Slander

    ‘Saturday Night Live’ Skit Jokes That Todd Palin has Sex With ********* If I was an Alaskan, I'd be pissed. It's not like Chicago doesn't experience severe wind chill factors ! . . . Obama + Chicago + ********* = ****** ? . . maybe ? This is comedy ?
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