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  1. Facetious

    If the Mexican **** lords win

    Full story - Read it and face the potential realities. Knowing the relationship between the PRC and Mexico over the last 5 years, this reeks of a proxy war and we're in the sights. What a time for it ! Could you imagine the chaos in this nation if this went down ? PRC has always maintained...
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    Apple Chief Jobs Away On Medical Leave

    IBD article in entirety We can only wish him well
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    Death Row Inmate Removes & Eats His Remaining Eye Ball

    updated 1:44 p.m. PT, Fri., Jan. 9, 2009 HOUSTON - A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young *** and her 13-month-old ********...
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    Will Obama Close Guantanomo ?

    No, not after he gets briefed on all of the details involved. And there are details ! I maintain that it's best that he doesn't, as the danger(s) are too great. I realize that this is most unpopular, it's just my personal belief that this nation cannot afford a potential time bomb, both literal...
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    Legal ****** ***** *** to avoid ***** support

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090104/ap_on_re_us/new_orleans_child_killed_6/print Jerk, Ass, ******** !
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    Mac OS-X Powering Up Query

    Maybe some of you have experienced this - For about the last year, my OS X unit powers up most erratically. For instance, If I were to shut the unit down, it's hell to get it to power back up for about 6 - 8 hours. After the 6 - 8 time frame, the unit will power up on the first press of the...
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    4 Year Old : You step on my foot, I'll . . . .

    blast your ass ! Cops: Angry 4-year-old blasts babysitter with shotgun Police say a 4-year-old boy shot his babysitter Sunday because the 17-year-old stepped on his foot. The Columbus Dispatch reports that the boy "retrieved a shell from a drawer in a back bedroom, grabbed a 20-gauge...
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    Newspaper Bailout / you knew was coming

    http://www.reuters.com/article/reutersEdge/idUSTRE4BU53T20081231 Conflict of Interest ~ Conflict of Interest ~ Conflict of Interest :nono: Govt: Do as we say, not as what is ! Subsidized media establishment: :shy: :yesyes: Enter Pravda ! :rofl2:
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    What's Cookin in your Dutch Oven ?

    What are your culinary specialties while cooking with the Dutch Oven ? Before we begin, is it, in fact, really of Dutch origin ? :D
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    Green Fireballs !

    Have you ever been in a fixed position, while by happenstance, looking directly at a dark clear sky, only to observe a rather large shimmering, multi-colored, orb arcing across the sky . . . coming closer . . . closer ! . . . finally turning bright green as it seemingly explodes into the...
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    Winged Suit Base Jumps

    Reduced rate of fall base jumps ! Now that looks cool ! :thumbsup: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4XuyrZNchA A recent jump from a fixed wing a/c produced a six mile horizontal displacement (from vertical axis of launch) . . . further refinement is coming ! :bowdown:
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    RNC : Bush Is A Socialist !!!!!!!!!!

    full story Duh :rolleyes:
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    Congressional Pay Raise Secured

    source :bowdown: Well Done Ladies & Gentlemen :glugglug: May I suck your toes ? :thefinger
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    Beverly Hills Doctor Uses Human "Lipo Diesel" To Power His SUV

    [center]:laugh: ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ :laugh: More Why do I find this story to be such a riot ? .....................:rofl: :rofl2:
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    Now, on to happier cyclist stories . . .

    "She's pissed ! :) more pandemonium 60s & 70s relived. :D :laugh: got a doobie ? :tongue: a banana republik this f'en place :rofl2:
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    Disgraceful Human Beings Today

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/28/BAU3150CL9.DTL If it wasn't bad enough that one driver fails to stop, but two ? :crash: F'en maggots !!
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    Signs of Depression

    District adds vacation lunches for **** in need CINCINNATI (AP) - A school district says the economy is so tight it was opening its cafeterias during Christmas break to provide hot lunches for students in need. It's the first time North College Hill School district in suburban Cincinnati kept...
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    0 - 16 Lions . . . what now ?

    ... http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=lionsbucs/081224
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    What's your favorite online dictionary / thesarus and why ?

    Also, which one consistently offers you light speed quickness ? (relatively speaking) That's the issue that I've been having with many of these dictionary services - variable rates of returned info. Damn, it can be aggravating at times. Thanks for the inputs y'all :)
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    Plasma or LCD • Which did you choose & why ?

    Are you happy with the choice that you made ? Which Manufacturer did you choose and what diagonal length did you decide upon ? Thanks ~
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    Anybody ever build a potato cannon ? :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVDHIGaUxCk http://tom.2ub.org/docs/potato_cannon.html please shoot responsibly lol !
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    A cottage on an acre or a 2K square foot appartment

    So what would you rather have, a peaceful 600 square foot cottage on an acre of land or a large and noisy 2,000 square foot apartment in the city ?
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    Favourite Toys and Board Games as a *** . . . Post a Pic / Link

    What is it ? :)
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    Did you regift anything this year ?

    Was it a bottle of Brut by ƒabrige from 1983 ? or was it . . . . ? :dunno: :D
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    Corporate Fraud • Oblivious Proprietors

    More "Gaming Disease" Defense ? :jester:
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    Tongue Twisters

    Say " You Know You Need Unique New York " twice in a row :tongue: How about " Good *****, Bad ***** " :D If you know any good ones, by all means . . ..
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    Major League Baseball LSD - No Hitter Legend dies at 63

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/20/AR2008122000152.html?wprss=rss_sports
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    Where did the death culture get its start ?

    So who ? William Henry Pratt aka Boris Karloff (circa 1887 1969) :dunno: I know that Black Sabbath, as a band, in the beginning were heavily influenced by Boris Karloff films. I'm certain that the culture of darkness, death and horror goes way back before Boris had anything to do with it...
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    Sounding heavily doped up, bush said . . .

    Does this f'en a - ho even know which way is up ? :mad: cont'd
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    New New York Ipod tax

    http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/siliconalley/media/2008_12_new_york_governor_proposes_ipod_tax_aapl.html Maybe the governor should also tax windows ;)
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    Do you block out sigs ?

    Just a curio ~
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    Student slain after dialing 911

    Slain student called 911, but no one came in time http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/16/grace.coldcase.zimmerman/index.html I would not send my ******** off and away to school w/out requisite training and a 9mm compact. To hell with the potential of sacrificing my ******** ! OK, let's now...
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    How tall is your . . . . :P

    Winter Solstice / Holiday / Kwanzaa / Unitarian / Christmas Tree ? 4, 5, 6' or taller ? What do you decorate your tree with ?
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    Who does THIS remind you of ? ;P

    THIS :hammer: :rolleyes: xxxxxxxxxx:Dxxxxxxxxxx:tongue:xxxxxxxxxx:eek: and I didn't even have to google the namesake.
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    Hot Brazilians name is . . . (?)

    http://www.rudepost.com/0286-1941/this-seductively-hot-brazilian-teen-has-an-ass-that-can-make-a-seniors-cock-rock-with-out-the-use-of.html and thanks ! ~ :bowdown:
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    Tow truck gets towed off

    Come back here ! :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chBRSH5-dSQ
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    R/C Helicopter with 1911 .45 Auto Handgun Attachment : )

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97_XjtEBfIo :D :nanner: :rofl:
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    San Diego Man Forgives Pilot Whose Plane ****** ******

    San Diego Man Forgives Pilot Who Ejected To Safety As Plane ***** ****** Details That is an amazing capacity of understanding. Humbling, actually.
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    Pakistan "Ready For War"

    Continued Sobering
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    Fish Story (?) :)

    8-pound bass and Internet yield Texas man's class ring lost 21 years ago while fishing Associated Press Last update: December 3, 2008 - 8:37 PM BUNA, Texas - The one that didn't get away held an unlikely surprise for a Texas man. The blue-stoned class ring of Joe Richardson, engraved with...
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    Deadly Marriage Proposal at "Proposal Rock"

    :( http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_2437709,00.html :dunno:
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    Pizza Patrons find chef butchering deer !

    :1orglaugh :yummie: http://www.baynews9.com/content/89/2008/12/3/410588.html?title=Customer+spots+cook+butchering+deer+in+pizzeria++++ ___
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    Oil Falls below $44 / barrel

    Oil tumbles below $44 a barrel, gas hits new low COLUMBUS, Ohio – Oil tumbled below $44 a barrel Thursday and average gasoline prices slipped under $1.80 a gallon, both four year lows, as unemployment benefit claims hit a 26-year high and major companies announced more job cuts...
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    Multi Faith Prayer Rooms "Should" Be In Catholic Schools.

    Multi-faith prayer rooms 'should be in Catholic schools' Catholic schools should set aside multi-faith prayer rooms to accommodate Jewish, Muslim, Hindu and Sikh students, according to guidance. 02 Dec 2008 A document issued by the Catholic Education Service said facilities for other faiths...
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    FDIC Federal Deposit Insurance - Hypothetical Question

    Is it in the realm of possibility for a segment of our government, the treasury in this case, to file a chapter 11 (reorg) and be cleared of all of there FDIC Insured Account liabilities ? Just thinking ahead here :dunno: Remember, You're deposit is backed in "full faith" of the united states...
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    Will Unions Ever Phase Out ?

    Are Unions becoming somewhat obsolete as we enter this brave new world of incessant insourcing and outsourcing, work contracts which really have no job security or future, everybody simply falls into this temporary - menial employ atmosphere ? If job security becomes more or less defunct, how...
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    'lastic Mouth

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyh-3vTw8Zo&feature=related :scream:
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    The Armed Women's Attitude Test -

    What is the real meaning of that pink T-shirt with a ******** on it that says, "The ultimate in feminine protection?" 1. Obviously a plot by seditious *** fanatics from the NRA. 2. Ultimate ***** equals ultimate personal protection. 3. A 9mm for "light days" and a .44 Magnum for "heavy...
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