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    Unsolved Crimes or Mysteries

    I read alot of history, and a ton of fiction. However I occasionally delve into a topic as referenced in the thread's title. Anyway her are a few unsolved crimes and mysteries I like, and occasionally try to solve in my mind when I am stoned or a bit buzzed and have free time on my hands. Here...
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    Ever Stay Up And ***** With Onen If Not Both Of Your Parents

    As I write this thread with a healthy buzz on. I am sitting across from my *** and ***, who are buzzed if not *****. I am so messed up I have resorted to calling them a bunch of dirty smelly hippies that should not have left the keys open to the ****** cabinet...Also I told my *** that she...
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    Which Modern Appliance Can You Live Without?

    Once in awhile I buy the most useless and nonsenseical appliances known to man. Currently the one appliance I can do without is my food saver, which is this vaccum sealer type device which I have only used once, when I made some dried fruit with my food dehydrator to preserve the dried...
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    Ever Create Your Own Alcoholic Beverage?

    Sometimes when the mood strikes me I like to step out of the normal tradition of making the already established norm of mixed alcoholic drinks...so here are a few that I have made in my time. The Commie Red-A delightful mixture of ***** and Code Red Mountain Dew. Leperchaun ****-regualr...
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    A World Without Organized Religion

    Now some folks out here have their beliefs on this subject...but let us think for a minute. Vast majorities of the worlds populace are into some form of organized religion. But what if the whole concept of that never exsisted. Just what if as individuals, we believed in our own form of...
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    Extinct People

    Anyone know of any group or ethnic group of people that are no longer...whether they were wiped out by war, famine, or disease? Or if they intermarried with other groups or tribes...The only two I can think of are the Cartheginians and Phonecians.
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    What Was The Dumbest Thing You Did As A ***?

    I remember my older ******* and I especially in the Summertime would be given a very large amount of fireworks and various low grade explosives from our ***. However there was one time when we did something pretty dumb and it made no sense. Anyway we took all the remaining fireworks slit them...
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    What If The America's Were Not Colonized

    I was reading an anthology of alternate world histories and a thought occured to me. What if the people of Europe, never colonized the America's? What are you thought's on this?
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    Korean Car Show Girls

    I love em, even though I don't want to buy the cars they promote. Aside from that they have nice asses.
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    Which Adult Film Studio Do You Feel Is Overrated?

    I just finished watching a trailer from a company that makes high budgeted adult films and had to :rolleyes: I don't know call me crazy and stuck in the past but I still enjoyed the dozen or so adult films companies that used the same sets and the dozen or so synth/jazz songs over and over...
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    What Do You Like About Your City Or Town

    From May to November I love the small city north of Boston I live in, here are two key points of intrest: 1. Tourist chicks, some may be in the 40's but after a few margaritas they will do things that make a 21 year old co ed blush. 2. I live near 3 state colleges and 1 art school. So I have my...
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    What Would Rather Have Done To You?

    Option 1 Being ********* by the massive rolls of a morbidly obesse woman or Option 2 Getting encased in cabornite and sent to Jabba the Hutts palace. Oh by the way my post title should read. What Would You Rather Have Done To You....Hey blame the two King Cobra 40 ounces I just drank for...
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    Jersey Shore Season 3

    Not only are they moving the location of the show, but it ain't in the U.S. of A anymore. I give you Jersey Shore Season 3 Japan!
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    What Porn Parody Would You Like To See Made?

    I for one would love to see a porn parody of Caddyshack, to see what porn actors would play Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, and Ted Knight...and you can get Ron Jermey to play the gopher.
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    The Only Time A Spoon Uses A *****

    Wakka Wakka! http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1271769&srvc=rss
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    Hillbilly Condo Complex

    Not only the neighbors great, but they is all the same kith and kin!
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    Gator Feeding Frenzy

    And no they weren't guarding the Shankara Stones from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/21119693
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    Which Athlete Is The Biggest Douche

    I am not a fan of LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Terrell Owens, Chad Ochocinco, Illya Kovalchuck, Sidney Crosby, Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter, and the entire roster of the Montreal Canadians. These are the athletes I consider the biggest douches, yes they are talented and gifted athletes but come on...
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    Roads Less Traveled

    I love American Folklore like this http://www.weirdnj.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=58&Itemid=28 Anyone else got any examples of things like this.
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    Which Sports Team Has The Most Annoying Fans

    I grew up a hockey fan all my life since I could skate at age 2, and by far the most annoying sports fan I have ever encountered are the Montreal Canadians fans. They come by the bus loads to Boston, a few years ago they booed the American National anthem up in Montreal and the next game back...
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    Worst ********* Summer Vacation Memory

    Mine went like this, one Summer my *** who at the time was a big and still is a militray history buff. Decided to take my ******* and I to Gettysburg for a battlefield tour in the middle of a heat wave in July. I was 10 or 11 at the time. So long story short we get down to the battlefield and...
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    Whimsy's New Girlfriend

    Oh so we think:
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    What's Worse Paper Cut or ***** Burn?

    Both are done accidently, both injuries I received today: the paper cut at work and the ***** burn while cooking some in my oven ...which one of these is the most irritating of ***** injuries to have?
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    Techno Viking Is Not Amused By Your Offering!

    Even ******** know their place when the wrong tribute is offered to Techno Viking!
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    Techno Viking

    Techno Viking doesn't dance to music, music dances to Techno Viking! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dSMexjHk_I
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    Dirk and BlueBalls Out On The Town

    Either they are going to a Rush concert or seeing the premire of The Socerer's Apprentice?
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    My Angry Rant of The Week

    Unless your transporting elements of the 5th Army onto Utah Beach or stoppong the Alpha Betas from voting you out of the Greek Council during Spring Break ala Revenge of The Nerds 2....Keep these fucking duck boats off the streets of my city...
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    Where Do All The Missing Socks Go After Drying???

    Might as well get this off my chest, seriously though you can launder a whole hamper full of socks....And at least 1 to 3 socks are going to go missing. So if you do the math and say you laundered 4 paris of socks...hold on let me count on my fingers here...you have 8 socks in total...and said...
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    Underrated Action Films

    Here is another one for you, I apologize if I am too lazy to use the search function on this. However what are some of your favorite or know of underrated action films? A few of mine are Delta *****, ***** Ten From Navarone, Big Trouble in Little China, the original Rollerball, Action Jackson...
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    The Great Molasses Flood...Strange But True

    Got a new topic, strange but true happenings.:shock: The Boston Molasses Disaster, also known as the Great Molasses Flood and the Great Boston Molasses Tragedy, occurred on January 15, 1919, in the North End neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts in the United States. A large molasses storage...
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    New Ideas For Assassin's Creed

    I just finished the second game at my friends house, and cannot wait for the sequel for the Brotherhood version of the game to come out...Anyway I just thought about how it would be cool to see new descendants in this game taking place in different eras of time. For example you could have one...
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    The Fuck You Of The Week?

    Someone **** you, your work week isn't going well, you special ladyfriend isn't setting up business time for you, OSCM's are constantly getting stalked by lurkingdirk (kidding)? Well I give you an open thread to post you unrelented hatred on. My fuck you of the week goes out to the Best Buys...
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    Hard To Find Foods And Beverages

    I remember when I was a *** in the 80's while buying ***** and cigaretts for my parents. I would buy Hostess Chocodiles for my ******* and I which were Hostess Twinkies covered in chocolate. Sadly they are not around the East Coast anymore, however I have heard they are sold out on the West...
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    Pornstars That Look Like Inanimate Objects

    We have overly popular thread titled pornstars that look like *********** but what if, and it's a pretty far fucking out if...if you knew of or seen a porn star that looked like an inanimate object....share your thoughts and feelings on this.
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    Will The Printed Word Die??

    With the advent of the Kindle and Nook, for those of you playing at home...these are electronic book devices kind of like an Ipod or MP3 player that you can download books on. Anyway back to what I was saying, I am an avid reader of books, printed books whether it is printed from a whole forest...
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    This Guy Needs to Commentate Sports In The U.S.

    I just recently heard of Ray Hudson, he has to be the best sports announcer I have ever heard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgk04dtId7Y
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    Best James Bond Opening Credits Song

    My top three are. 1. Live and Let Die-Paul McCartney 2. Goldfinger- I can't remember who sings it though 3. View To A ****-Duran Duran
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    Pauly Shore Movie Battle: Encino Man vs. The *** In Law

    I will live the forum open for this one!
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    Which Street Fighter 2 Character Do You Use

    For me it is a tie between Sagat and Charlie from Street Alpha 2, anyone else name your favorite.
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    Now I Can ***** Better Tonight....

    Knowing that this decades old mystery is solved http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-jaws-shark-hunted-down.html
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    LukeEl Unravels The Mysteries of The Universe

    As the title states I have the power, well it is boosted by strong doses of hallucinogens and ******* to piece the veil of those things that have not been explained and are considered ubernautrallyunatural, which is sort of like the bastard ****** to supernatural......So if there is some sort of...
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    Things That Don't Make Sense in Music Videos

    I know these hardly exist these days what with the advant of MTV and VH1 becoming sitcom stations that once played music. But have you ever noticed the most weird and obscrue **** you used to see in music videos. For example I have this Bobby Brown video circa 1989 I believe. Listen to the...
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    Who Would Win This Fight: John Lithgow vs. John Malkovich

    While sitting in my bathtub last night enjoying a glass of absinth and some good weed I thought of this. Both actors make great pyschological villians in film and most recently TV. You have Lithgow who was a villian in Richochet and recently the 4th season of Dexter and then you have Malkovich...
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    What Are You Reading These Days?

    In my free time when I am not watching porn, ********, arguing with my parents over the phone, ********, masturbating, or dare I say fucking a lady friend. I still find about 1/2 to 1 hour of reading time before going to *****. So my question is, what are you reading these days? Currently I...
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    Foriegn Action Film Recomendations

    I was wondering if any of the folks out here could recomend any recent foriegn action films. I have seen a very good amount of Chinese, Thai, Korean, and Japanese action films. Could you recomend any European or any other foriegn action films? I hear the Danish film "Pusher" is good as well...
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    Which Band Lead Singer Has The Best On Stage Voice?

    I thought this might be a good idea for a topic. I was listening to some live tracks of The Cult and came to the conclusion that Ian Astbury sounds the same vocally in studio and on stage which is a good thing. So I would put him on the list as well as The Cult being an underrated band.
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    The What Are You Allergic To And Afraid Of Thread

    So I guess I will start, I am allergic to Iodine, seafood, and most types of meat. Which makes me a vegetarian. As to what am I afraid of rats, because when I was a *** I got chased by one, well a wharf rat. Which if you live by the sea know that these suckers get pretty big because of all the...
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    Movies You Have Seen Lately That Really Suck

    Do not rent or see the Collector, one of the guys that created Saw did this one and it was fucking awful. Pretty much he took the Gimp from Pulp Fiction and put him in this movie as the killer, it's pretty much like Saw and the ending you can see coming a mile away...I should have paid closer...
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    Is Rosetta Stone Worth Buying?

    As the title states, does anyone own one of these language programs? I am looking to be somewhat fluent in another language other than English. And I hear Rosetta Stone is one of the best if not the best language program out there.
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    Anyone Miss The NHL on ESPN

    Okay here I am getting ready to watch the B's vs. Sabers and one thing occurred to me....I really do not like Versus or VS....I miss the NHL on ESPN, especially during the playoffs and remembering an overtime game between the Islanders and The Flyers that went into 5 overtimes or something like...
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