Where Do All The Missing Socks Go After Drying???

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
Might as well get this off my chest, seriously though you can launder a whole hamper full of socks....And at least 1 to 3 socks are going to go missing. So if you do the math and say you laundered 4 paris of socks...hold on let me count on my fingers here...you have 8 socks in total...and said socks go missing now you have 3 1/2 pairs of socks WTF!!!! You can take apart your washer and dryer and reassemble it, fuck strip your house or apartment down to the foundation you are never going to find those missing socks...So where do they go???? Thoughts and ideas would be appreciated.:dunno:
 
In Pratchett's Hogfather, the Eater of Socks is a small creature with a flared trunk for sucking in socks. But there has to be spare belief hanging around for him to exist.
 
I have an advice i never tried myself... but it would work

Before washing: clamp matching socks together and put all matched socks in a bag

Collect all other, not maching socks in another box

After washing them. roll all the matching socks into pairs

Every new match you get, do likewise

This will help:2 cents:
 
I have an advice i never tried myself... but it would work

Before washing: clamp matching socks together and put all matched socks in a bag

Collect all other, not maching socks in another box

After washing them. roll all the matching socks into pairs

Every new match you get, do likewise

This will help:2 cents:

:1orglaughFoolish, insignifact mortal!! That can't stop Satan.
 
Might as well get this off my chest, seriously though you can launder a whole hamper full of socks....And at least 1 to 3 socks are going to go missing. So if you do the math and say you laundered 4 paris of socks...hold on let me count on my fingers here...you have 8 socks in total...and said socks go missing now you have 3 1/2 pairs of socks WTF!!!! You can take apart your washer and dryer and reassemble it, fuck strip your house or apartment down to the foundation you are never going to find those missing socks...So where do they go???? Thoughts and ideas would be appreciated.:dunno:

The dryer eats em. At least that's always been my theory.
 
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