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That is pure gonzo journalism. Hunter Thompson would be so proud.

One of the greatest moments I've ever seen in my life time.

You can't. If you had what it took, you'd have thought of it already. See the post above mine for more info...

Because it says hotel ass. The more you post, you more you fail.

I don't think so. Realisticly, about 90% are below average.

What exactly makes anyone a "fanboy" by claiming his career peaked? Your insult doesn't really make any sense.

A few of my friends have had successful relationships with people they met online, and many others have gotten laid. People who shrug it off straight away are idiots.

Congratulations on point out the fucking obvious. Obviously no one celebrates it if they don't actually have anyone.

Next time I make a totall asshole of myself I'm going to blame it on a stroke.

Marshal Mathers is easily my favourite rap album of all time, putting in firmly in my top 10 of any genre. I don't think he's quite as good now, but I still like him.

At first I thought "****, poor girl, I hope she's ok" Now I think "hahaha, look at that fucking retard"

Judging by the **** tattoos on the male talent, I'm gonna guess he is Simon...

Thanks but no thanks...

I want to go out in a big way. Something people will read about in the paper and think "holy ****!". Preferably I'd be taking a few others with me...

Great thread. Smile.

"Wipe yourself off, you're ********" *An hour of so of non stop comedic action later* "Wipe yourself off, man... You dead"

I'm not entirely sure of what the title says...

Slutty, yes, but they don't seem to care much about protection, at least in my experience.

Balls deep, ***, balls deep...

They quite obviously have something wrong with them. I'm thinking warts....

I thought about putting it on her thread, but it's probably worthy of being seen by everyone and not just people who wanna go whack off to an old plastic British chick. dSju2fw7AXk

This is a **** idea. Uncoincidentally, it will mutate into a **** thread. This very post shall help it along it's way to becoming a bruise upon the high quality posts that this forum is used to.

Google "kylie minogue madame tussauds", there are two that pop up, one of her bent over in red (very sexy) and this.

Malaysia? Trust me, no one is gonna use them...

I believe it is supposed to be Kylie, just a very **** wax work... Next time you're in London, don't bother wasting your time with that ****.

Re: Katy Perry: I Used to **** My "Enormous Boobs" Enormous? Don't get me wrong, I love Katy and she has a cracking pair of slightly large breasts, but let's not get ahead of ourselves here...

They are all ****. Honestly. A slogan needs to have some kind of humour or wit. Those are mere descriptions. Try again.

So you think it's ok to charge people $80+ to go to a concert where the headliner can't actually sing a note and just mimes on stage, or even worse just destroys the song?

Ever seen Memento? Well, I read this thread backwards, and it was kinda like that. So fucking confusing until I got to the first post that mentioned my name. I've never felt so special.

Awesome, congrats dudette! I'll be honest though, I won't be joining the site. It's nothing personal, I find you extremely fucking attractive (you're the kind of girl I have to cross the street when I see because I don't want to get arrested for indecent exposure) but I never have and probably...

Get a job.

You wish. If I were you, I'd give up this whole wolf/video game obsession and try to get out a little bit more. There are REAL women outside your door, you know?

You cut off her ear and fucked her in the ass with it? That's hardcore. LISTEN UP, BRAZZERS.

Tickling her thigh. Srsly.

WTF is going on here?

Usually when I'm ******** I'll have a different **** each time. I especially love trying out imports I've never heard of. But usually if nothing interesting is offered, I'll take a Heiny.

Because Adolf Hitler.

Fishing accident.

DEEEY TURRRK DEEERK DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!!!!! I promise you half of those Americans who can't find work are just fucking lazy and using this as an excuse. The same as here in England.

You're not fooling anyone.

All mentioned are ridiculous, however quite funny. Miosotis on the other hand is not funny at all, it sounds like a fucking medical condition. "Came back from the doctors today... Apparently I've got miosotis..."

Please take another look at the title of the thread.

A suicide girl, eh? Noice. Welcome to the board. I was looking at your finger tattoos and thinking "What the fuck does ractabst mean?"... What a fucking idiot...

I feel I've done a **** load of amazing things in my short 23 years. Probably enough to fill 2 peoples lives. Honestly all that is on my list is to keep trying to have the best time possible and avoid stress. Keeping slack is very important to me. I would like to master a language. Something I...

Please, ffs, tell her to remember the balls. I **** it when a chick forgets about the balls...

That's because no one likes you.

Fishing accident.

In the ass.

Tip; Walk in, act casual, pretend you have been here the whole time...

Not even close.