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You mean Kashmir?

No offense to Arkansas but I bet after Christchurch no one gives a fuck about this.

You're married? *Has a WTF moment*

Re: Who in hell still thinks it's a good idea to go sailing off the East Coast of Afr How many boats sail off the East Coast and how many actually get hijacked?... It's not like it's 100% certain that you're going to get hijacked, it's still very unlikely.

Nope, impossible to replace him. I'm hoping Attenborough will cover every ******/country on the planet so when he stops, we won't need anything other than the DVDs he's already released. Honestly I could just watch Planet Earth over and over again without needing anything else.

Oasis, I suppose, just to say I had been there. My other dreams have already come true: Tool and Rage Against the Machine. With access to a time machine, I'd love to have been around SoCal in the 90s and seen Sublime play at one of their low budget beach shows. And Kyuss, when the played their...

The greatest hard rock band currently recording are Queens of the Stone Age.

I might agree, in about 10 years time...

It's called lube, ***.

I can't fucking wait to see this. I think I'm gonna have to download it.

Where The Wild Things Are Stunning cinematography. I know it's not for everyone, but I love it just as much as I loved the book when I was a ***.

Actually, no one said anything...

You look like a fucking chief.

What the fuck is that **** on her back?

I wouldn't even be mad if you took a **** in my sink. I'd still make you clean it up, but I'd get over it.

Sounds like bliss. Pre-evening **** with my homemade burger and chips. I am GETTING ON IT tonight...

If I had the chance I'd be all over you like a fly on an African childs face.

I like him. He doesn't do all this **** to be an attention whore, he does it because he wants to have fun.

Ziiing!

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I did actually put my dick in a girls ear once. There was no way it could be described as "fucking" though. "Slightly irritating" was how she described it.

I'd fuck her. I wouldn't be happy about it though.

http://www.seleneproject.com/ A hip-hop EP based on the score from Moon... Interesting, not sure what I make of it just yet...

Every type of food from every nation on the fucking planet is available in London. There is no pleasing some people....

5 holes. Simple math.

Want me to show you around? No, didn't think so. I wasn't going to anyway.

Me too! What a kowinkeedink! We should start a club.

So they hold up to 30000 books or something ridiculous... I've never needed more than one book at a time... :dunno: I LIKE owning books anyway. When someone comes into my house, they like checking out what books I have and I like lending them out. You can't lend a kindle, unless you are mental...

Re: Lady Gaga gets naked, raunchy in Terry Richardson photo shoot for Supreme Me and everyone else who likes wierdly dressed, record selling hermaphrodites.

Re: Lady Gaga gets naked, raunchy in Terry Richardson photo shoot for Supreme Does this mean we finally get to see her penis?

Oh ****. I'll get my coat...

Fuck me that is awful. Why the fuck would anyone wanna do that to themselves and why would anyone wanna watch? Get out of here, we don't want you.

I can't wait for first kick-ass modern day pirate movie. I'm surprised no one has done it yet.

Any object should be completely motionless before turning in the complete opposite direction. Obviously this would mean the train would also need to stop, but obviously that doesn't happen... So how does the bee manage to change direction?

Re: 65 dead as huge earthquake rocks New Zealand with fears that the toll may rise to Damn, man. I spent a lot of time in Christchurch. Sad to see this happen. I almost wish I was still there to help out. Although after seeing to what happened to the building I stayed in, I might possibly have...

The stares.

If an object is traveling in one direction but then goes in the complete opposite direction, no matter how fast it the change happens, for a very tiny fraction of time it must be completely motionless. So what happens when a bee hits a train window? Obviously the train doesn't stop, but the...

I met a homeless man in a blue wig in Brooklyn who said to me "Did you know there are some white Mommies with black babies with no *******?". Then he played me a shitty rendition of "Back in Black" on his guitar which only had two strings. He was right, you know.

Vanishing Point Duel

I usually leave the playground and go home.

Her taking photos of herself "myspace style"? No thanks. Just looks like a bunch of profile pictures off of her facebook.

If it wasn't Carmella Bing, if that was just some BBW chick we'd never seen before, no one would be saying anything. No one would think it was hot. But because she used to be on top of her game, everyone is still in love with her. Which is fine of course. You fucking know I'm right so don't even...

When I was 18 I thought 18 year old chicks were the hottest. Now I'm 23, and I still think 18 year olds are the hottest.

On the one hand, that is a smart thing to say. On the other, he sounds even more like a moron than he did before I entered this thread.

"I need some female advice... You know my little pony? Were they just coloured ponies, or did they have magical powers?" It fucking worked, too.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have an ******** poster in the room.

Not every film has to have gore to be creepy. This kind of **** could and probably has happened.

I could drive any car within a couple of hours. It just comes naturally. Obviously if you are going from a peugeot 106 to a Bugatti it might take a while to totally master it. A good driver shouldn't take long at all in my opinion.

Who IS this guy? Here is your question fixed, maybe it will help you get an answer... Have you ever met a female? Have you ever met a nice one? Have you ever met a bitchy one? Probably. There you go. Taking on a certain profession/job doesn't automatically give them the same kind of attitude.

I wouldn't bother mentioning that in the travel guide. He would be better suited in Belgium. In one of those little towns you drive past on the way to a better country.