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  1. Spleen

    I Have a Flat For Rent in Japan....

    The Japan jokes just keep flooding in.
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    Knute the polar bear dead. Pay your respects

    Live fast, die young. The rockstar of the bear world.
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    Immoral Girl of the Week - Mallory Rae - Lost her Virginity on Film

    Hopefully it will be another year before it happens again.
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    Enter the Void

    No but I've been looking forward to it, heard many good things.
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    lesbian bdsm bondage scene with mature subs and young mistresses???

    Just give us one more thread, I'm sure I'll think of something...
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    Thx to all OCSM and girls in the industry

    They aren't going to ***** with you.
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    Frat Email Explains Women Are "Targets," Not "Actual People"

    Since when did it matter what frat boys said? They're idiots. Welcome to the Earth.
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    anyone here into clubbing?

    Damn shame about the Astoria, that place had some real character. Fuck the olympics! Koko is another great venue. Camden is pretty much holding the torch of the rock venue. On the London club side of things, since Matter has been shut down I no longer see the point...
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    Katie Banks New Boobs

    "No, they looked better before!" Is an understatement. "Now they look fucking stupid" would have been my wording.
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    anyone here into clubbing?

    I'm not "into" it... But I do go to clubs quite often. It seems people get his label of being a clubber, which doesn't fit me at all, being a rocker to my very core. I just like to switch it up. Take some *****. Dance the night away to thumping beats, each one completely indistinguishable from...
  11. Spleen

    Why you don't bully fat ****.....

    Holy ****, that bastard went beastmode on his ass. Good on him. Plenty of school **** need this treatment. I hope his insides are fucked for life.
  12. Spleen

    Emma Ink

    I have an idea, in the next photoshoot she should point her head slightly downwards and to the left........... ........
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    SHEMALE SNAKES: Males say: screw genetics! If it smells like a female, I'm gonna mate

    Re: SHEMALE SNAKES: Males say: screw genetics! If it smells like a female, I'm gonna I'm suggesting this means fuck all.
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    SHEMALE SNAKES: Males say: screw genetics! If it smells like a female, I'm gonna mate

    Re: SHEMALE SNAKES: Males say: screw genetics! If it smells like a female, I'm gonna Some snakes also eat their young. Your point is a **** one.
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    Best movie franchise ever ?

    Funny that all of them have massively **** sequels. The only 2 that don't, in my opinion, are Back to the Future and LOTR.
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    Freeones girls that you can actually visit in person

    I can visit any of them any time I want. Whether or not they call the police is a totally different issue.
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    Marta Krupa or Joanna Krupa?

    Holy ****, I had heard of Joanna but never knew she had a ******! Jo get's my vote, but they are equally hot.
  18. Spleen

    Really bad bus crash NY

    What the fuck is Whimsy talking about?
  19. Spleen

    Jim Norton's Take On Having Sex With A Transsexual

    Awful metaphor.
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    **** protests pigeon racing at Tyson's Nevada home

    He fucking loves pigeons, they probably have a great life with him. I want to **** a **** member and wear his skin as a jacket.
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    Meet the real life Superheroes

    Bunch of these guys popping up in the UK, too. 1) They aren't super 2) They are all going to get ******
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    Biggest ********* train wreck: Lindsey Lohan or Charlie Sheen?

    Totally different. I don't think there has ever been a ********* breakdown like Sheens. Most go nuts, check themselves in and out of rehab, and you read about it in the news. Sheen is a whole new ballgame, he's been vocal the entire time. What with all the interviews and starting a twitter...
  23. Spleen

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    12 Monkeys, and it gets better every time I see it.
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    Are you Gay if you?...

    Spleen: The only member who reads before posting. You can count on me.
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    Nearly 8 of Every 10 Jobs Lost Since 2007 Were Held by Men

    Women are fucking lazy.
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    ***: I'll **** my ***'s ******** if he's released...

    I'd do the same, no doubt in my mind. Would I announce it to the world? Fuck no. Keep it to yourself. I'd quite happily take jail time to avenge someone I lost.
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    Flushing Before Finishing

    I used to do it to see if i could finish peeing before the water finished flushing I was a poor, poor *****.
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    Shaved Balls.

    I had a hair free groin when I was 8.
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    Anita Blue Ask Me Anything

    I would ask you something, but honestly all my questions have been answered in the last 246th "Ask me anything" threads.
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    Porn is Evil and a Sin and promoted by Satan/The Devil this is my opinion.

    Probably true. But it's hard to jerk off to sunshine and flowers, or anything else Jesus promotes.
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    Hey Rolaid or Petra!

    It's like a bandaid, but made specifically for using on your cock.
  32. Spleen

    Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen?

    Holy ****, it just keeps getting better. You couldn't make this **** up.
  33. Spleen

    Blade Runner prequel – or sequel – on the way

    So this means if Scott says no, they will drop it? He fucking better do.
  34. Spleen

    Have you ever felt anything "special"?

    I went to a church in Mexico that on the outside looked like a normal catholic church. Inside, the floor was coated entirely with pine needles, and small candle sticks were EVERYWHERE. I mean there were fucking hundreds of them, it was dangerous. It was totally silent, deafening silence... At...
  35. Spleen

    Are you Gay if you?...

    I'm not quite sure why people are giving answers. I don't think he was re-asking the question, he just used that as an example to post that video. Zoso, thanks for the link, was quite entertaining and he had some good points. Straight people are so lame...
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    Charlie Sheen

    Why the frowny face in the title? Why all the hatred? You do realise this guy hasn't actually done anything wrong yet? *****, whatever. He's done just as much as the next guy. His outrageous statements are no more offensive than what I say daily. No crime against having two girlfriends and...
  37. Spleen

    If You Had 10 Grand to Buy a Car (or Cars)

    I'd spend about £2000 on a car, the rest would go on my insurance premium.
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    Is This Presently The Greatest Rock n' Roll Band In the World?

    Ah yes, but are Kyuss still recording?... Clutch is my favourite band, but QOTSA is definitely more accessable which is why I think it goes beyond just my opinion that they are the greatest. They deserve far more credit than they get. They are carrying the torch is hard rock. Ps. You...
  39. Spleen

    Wet Dreams

    Never had one. Sad face.
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    P.u.a.

    I never had any trouble with women. I read The Game anyway, not to help me, but because it seemed interesting. On top of being a guide, it's also a novel, with a linear story which is very entertaining. Anyway, I tried a lot of the **** it said, and it was incredible that any of it worked. It...
  41. Spleen

    Your First Post

    I think I introduced myself. How embarrassing.
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    Would you continue to use facebook?

    How much information? I can quite easily use a dummy email address for any spam they wanna send me. Bring it on.
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    Rate a username

    F for posting before me and ruining my trebus joke.
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    Sniper movies.

    Enemy at the Gates and Shooter are the only two "sniper" movies that are actually any good. Behind Enemy Lines and Saving Private Ryan both have good sniper scenes though.
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    Before and After: Breasts still growing

    It's called putting on weight.
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    I'm Such A Perv...

    The only reason anyone ever went to see Showgirls was for the tittays too.
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    Emma Ink

    Ahh, glad to see your chest tattoo is finished. It looks killer now.
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    Sienna West / Sienna

    She is well on her way to becoming my favourite milf. It's not often I'd come into this area of the forum to make a statement like that, so you know it must be a big deal...
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