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Ooooh sorry. I found this avatar a good while ago while randomly searching through Katja Kassin links on freeones website. Don't remember exactly where or what website its from.

Its not like the turtles rushing back into his shell though.

Seems like I did see something making fun of this years ago where dorothy was getting fucked by a black guy who was supposed to be the scare crow. The dirty talking went something like, "Scarecrow: Whos the wizzard! Dorothy: Oh! You are!" I got a good lagh out of it. LOL

Well Ive had my days of that holy ****, don't fucking move feeling. But Ive never lost it like that! Damn that sucks

LOL! Now hes probly stuck in a body cast in the hospital where his wife is bitching at him for jumping out the car. No where to run this time! :rofl:

You know if by some miracle you really had this option you would regret your choice the next day regardless of who it was. Theres just to many women out there to choose just one.

LOL! Couldn't have said a better post than this if I wanted to.

They need to have those tied to the back of a plane to really be convincing. lol

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Yeah I have to join this club to. The girl I was with kept switching positions over and over and over and I just couldn't get into it. When I thought I was ready to cum, she switched on me again. That plus she kept asking me over and over, "did you cum" "did you cum". So eventually I just lied...

That bird staight up punked that poor ***!

LMAO! You just earned yourself the funniest post of the night award!

Uuuuuuh......................................Ghostbusters...................Please don't judge me.

Ive seen the original picture of that chick pop up so many times on random sites. Think its from real ex-girlfriends or something like that.........She still looks hot blue to.

I love how the big dude comes in at the end as if to say "alright your cars clean lets move it along". Guess you were cock blocked by the dark side. LOL!

Well well well. The old I gave you a boner and theres nothing you can do about it trick eh. That girl was more than likely a tease. I have a feeling should would not have pulled that had her parents not of been there.

Do I think shes fat......no course not. But I do think she needs to be a little more aggressive or dominant in her scenes. Shes blessed with the beautiful body of a tall amazon goddess, but has the personality of a shy petite asian girl.

Hot!

I guess it really just peronal preference, buy I keep mine in the fridge.

Yeah. I know damn well she was in pain if any pepper juice hit that body of hers. I wont go into it but ive had a similar experience and lets just say.............................most pain ive felt in my entire life!

Wow! Im so lucky that Ive had quite a few beers before watching this. Its even better when you've got a good strong buzz!

And the smile on my face gets bigger. Man you guys must love each other.:D

As long as freeones is around it will.

Well the two of you bickering again put a smile on my face, does that count?:)

I think everyone does.

Well I say this pic is hot and kind of weird at the same time. But not really funny. But heh, im not complaining. lol

Man for me its a least a couple times a day. And sadly Ill do it out of bordem. That or eat some snack food thats around.

Thats messed up

Who the hell would buy that:confused:

Now if only that was an identifiable sign in the U.S. dmv handbook.:(

I feel like Jack Nicholson in the shining.

yummy

Dammit! Now you got me searchin for nerd porn.

I find this thread very funny. Now I agree that things like prostitution and pot should be legal seeing as how things like ******* and cigarettes are a much deadlier and larger issue in the U.S. But come on lets be serious. I don't think anyone who actively posts on porn threads is gonna be...

I could not stop laghing at this. http://www.***************/Media-63229_Jessica-Valentino-hates-perverts.html

Hey guys. I know theres dozens of them out there but Im looking for any scenes where a girl makes Lex cum more than once in a scene. Anything will work whether its short clips or even the title of the scene. Ive seen lots of them but Im sure theres still some out there Ive missed. Heres a common...

Don't make fun of her! Do you remember a movie called the Orphan! LOL. JK.

Man I remember losing my virginity. Honestly, don't worry about cumming to fast. With my first time I knew I was going to get some so I jacked it in advance, plus with a condom on there was less pleasure wich allowed me to last longer. For the most part I enjoyed it and it didn't end in two min...

Yes Lungzyn! Thank you for reminding me of that terrible news. Just break my heart and **** my boner why don't ya. lol. jk. Yeah shes done but this girls got more vids in porn than any two pornstars. Im exaggerating of course, but just look at her freeones links. I don't think Ill be getting...

You have to wonder just how many thousands of star wars fans have already had this ***** like a hundred times.

As crazy as this is, you know there were a least a few people who went up and hugged him for who the hell knows what reason.

Ahhhhhh she aint got to back it. As long as I can watch her nice fat ass get fucked over and over, I feel ive won. Yaaaaaaaaaay!

hillhoper, you make really great posts and threads. But I must say that in your very first picture It wasn't the tag that got to me. It was that **** under her left foot. And yes this often times does **** me off in many pics of hot girls. Some small random scar,bruise, or mark on their body...

^ Huh. What are the odds. Im watching Terminator 2 as I type..........Dyson just died.......so sad.

Yeah, wait till the dog walks in. Bet u that gat will get off its lazy ass then. lol

***! What the fuck!

At think this should be a touch thread. Hell Id love to know Krystal Jordans last scene.

Thats......kinda weird. I mean I don't know if Id go down on a bitch with a green bush.

Makes you wonder how many times that puppys licked his little balls.

Signs-Abigail Breslin