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  1. ~~whimsy~~

    That's it, Robin! Just like I taught you!

    The winning team... you got that right! :thumbsup:
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    The perfect gift for your stoner reptile!

    It's a gateway **** though. Next thing you know your precious geckos will be snorting **** and sucking Iguana cock for their next hit of crack. :(
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    If I had a quarter for every rep point, I would have...

    This much money. See how this goes. Just take your current rep and multiply it by $.25 and see how much money you'd have. And bug Freeones to pay up what they owe you! Mine is 929002 x $.25 = $232250.50 How much would you have?
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    Suicidal Vegetables

    lt75KoVxwao Show this to your vegetarian friend. They should thank you for it.
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    Admit it. You really want to ride this pony

    I'd put a bag over her head though. Not liking the ears. Plus she's a butter face.
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    This will be a lifetime insurance of no lump of coal for rest of your life

    Go on ahead. Try it. See the results for yourself.
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    Last time I shower with BlueBalls! EVER!

    Asshole!
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    Greg Giraldo OD on ************ pills and is dead at 44

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/29/comedian-greg-giraldo-dies-overdose-************-pills/ That sucks. He's hilarious!
  9. ~~whimsy~~

    Law & Order SVU tackles the controversy subject of video games

    THIS IS THE KINGDOM OF GALAGAR! RZlQkzYjs-g http://kotaku.com/5650986/law-and-order-handles-video-game+fueled-*****-neglect-badly That's gold. Comedy gold. Level 20. This is the kingdom of Galagar! :rofl2:
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    eBox. China's answer to game consoles. Because video game consoles are ******* there.

    http://kotaku.com/5642574/microsoft-on-chinas-kinect-clone
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    Glad I am not this guy's ***

    http://kotaku.com/5643323/us-education-secretary-not-a-fan-of-xbox-+-or-any-console
  12. ~~whimsy~~

    Anybody remember the cartoon Gargoyles?

    ZJ0E3dEoP9E _dupLpzyEqM&p ohqlp1vPd84 Awesome ass cartoon, I say. I collected the toys and own the movie on VHS. Good times this cartoon was. Even had Keith David voicing Goliath. :bowdown: I remember when they would crack from stone to flesh. I always liked Lexington and Hudson. And of...
  13. ~~whimsy~~

    Need help with a film

    I remember as a ***** I always watched a film it seemed about a a voyage. The parts of the film I remember the most is: 1) Someone wore a ring and it had an eye in it and at one point in the film someone stabbed the eye in the ring and it injured one of the witches watching at the cauldron. 2)...
  14. ~~whimsy~~

    Can anybody teach me how to dougie?

    Who the fuck is Dougie? OnPJmDc0b_M I've seen snippets of this particular song on TMZ more than anything. I actually heard it on the radio earlier. What is this? It's.... It's catchy. I won't like it. I can't! I swore my loyalty to the macarena. :lovecoupl Seriously, :wtf:.
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    Metal Gear Solid 5?

    http://kotaku.com/5641618/hideo-kojima-once-again-ponders-metal-gear-solid-5 I hope they don't milk this franchise into video game prostitution just to make a quick buck off a trustworthy title. :(
  16. ~~whimsy~~

    Anybody get a PM from some random member named Davidcz3?

    eat my cum, i'll suck on your butt-hoLe, finger hard your butt-hoLe, rub your cLit reaL hard, make u cum reaL hard, deep-throat my cock, gag and ***** on it, swaLLow my cum, i'LL hammer your butt-hoLe with my cock contact me: dave, at: ********/gmail.com I'm glad I am gone for a couple days...
  17. ~~whimsy~~

    Bengay on your balls

    It feels nice
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    This guy must really **** cold eggs

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1311300/Husband-enraged-wife-cooked-eggs-*****-others.html Damn. Now they have to reset the This Many Days Since a ****** Spree in Sunshine Trailer Park Community sign. :(
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    Wow. Pretty creative use for a hot butt photo

    http://chickencrap.com/c.php?c=3363
  20. ~~whimsy~~

    Binary Manicure

    For the nerdy girl in your life... or the nerdy tranny.
  21. ~~whimsy~~

    Why would someone buy this?

  22. ~~whimsy~~

    Has any of you ever partook in the Science Fiction Book Club?

    Or know anybody that has? I am wondering because I don't want it to be one of those scams that take forever to get out of. I know it all comes down to reading the fine print and I have. Though I am unsure if things will spring up out of the blue letting me know I need to buy more books than I...
  23. ~~whimsy~~

    Man arrested for shooting AK at MS-13 gang members outside his home

    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/09/07/long-island-man-arrested-for-defending-home-with-ak-47/ He should of just tazed them all and when the police came they could have a tazing party and high fived each other. Following a visit to a nursing home to taze more people. Tazer party!
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    The weirdest robbery ever

    http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=store-robber-gets-ignored :wtf:
  25. ~~whimsy~~

    Bioshock Infinite

    1WDQ4FhslSk http://kotaku.com/5607451/bioshock-infinite-goes-beyond-the-sea--into-the-skies
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    Your very own Obama BINGO card

    Have something to actually look forward to while he gives a lovely teleprompter scrolled speech. http://firstpatriots.com/front-page/nsfw-obama-speech-bs-bingo-card/
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    Countdown to largest tax hike in history

    http://www.atr.org/days-thebr-largest-tax-hikes-history-a5370#
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    Jesse Jackson gets his Escalade stripped in Detroit

    http://www.detnews.com/article/20100903/MIVIEW/100903001/1467/opinion01/Payne--The-irony-of-Jesse-Jackson-s-stripped-SUV
  29. ~~whimsy~~

    Resident Evil 4 overtime reality

    Flashback!
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    Video Game style love letter I made

    My, dear I can no longer keep my feelings for you contained to one line of coding. As if I completed an original Splinter Cell level after multiple retries I now feel my heart skipping a beat and feel unstoppable when I am around you. The sheer thought of you being my girlfriend is as great as...
  31. ~~whimsy~~

    Not knowing how to hold a giant teddy bear and microphone at same time

    She's hot. Who is this? Looks familiar.
  32. ~~whimsy~~

    How the hell have I missed this game!?

    Soldier of Fortune 3. The gore. The arcade-esque game play. I'm going to go search for this game in the cheap bins up at GameStop. Damn... how did I ever miss this? :surprise: mv4waqbtVVo JmTlgB3HVqc gkzZE8tw64Q
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    History of the headshot in games

    http://kotaku.com/5625054/the-history-of-headshots-gamings-favorite-act-of-unreal-******** 82sozf-PYag
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    BBC's Thompson takes aim at Murdoch's news empire

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/aug/27/bbc-mark-thompson-murdoch-mactaggart This just in: Murdoch buys BBC. Thompson retires super rich and now happy. :tongue:
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    PS3 controller explained

    http://kotaku.com/5622270/what-do-the-buttons-on-the-playstation-controller-mean I found it interesting.
  36. ~~whimsy~~

    Teens addicted to texting?

    http://cbs3.com/health/Health.Alert.Stephanie.2.1877150.html I think it makes them dumber than anything. Grammar, spelling, vocabulary, and simple conversation skills go down the drain because of texting. u knw wut i meen? lol idk? u2. by =)
  37. ~~whimsy~~

    L3ggy singing musicals

    :sing: So long, farewell.... :sing:
  38. ~~whimsy~~

    Singing Happy Birthday in school is insensitive

    http://toddstarnes.com/2010/08/is-happy-birthday-song-insensitive/ Jeez. :rolleyes: Next thing you know in high school teens won't be able to have boyfriends or girlfriends because it will be insensitive to those who can't get one. Maybe even high school sports will be canceled. After all, if...
  39. ~~whimsy~~

    Are you one of the 25% men that travel with a stuffed ******?

    http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/grown-men-travel-stuffed-*******-teddy-bears-dogs/story?id=11463664
  40. ~~whimsy~~

    Everybody just laughs the robbery off

    http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=batman-robs-taco-bell
  41. ~~whimsy~~

    Funny and cute

    http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=***-steals-*********-dessert
  42. ~~whimsy~~

    Do you speak ebonics? Well the Justice Department has a job for YOU!

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/justice-department-seeks-ebonics-experts I wonder if they will blame Obama for racially profiling.... :confused: ymMBEwtRZOg
  43. ~~whimsy~~

    You will BOW to ME!

  44. ~~whimsy~~

    Reality hits. This crash that happened today.

    http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/video%3A-i-675-crash-caught-on-tape This is what happens when one brings Fast and the Furious from movie fantasy to reality.
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    Uh-oh. Here it is again: Addicted gamer sues game maker for lack of self-control

    http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/08/lineage11-addiction/ I remember that episode of Boston Legal where a ****** tries to sue a video game company because her *** died from not eating, ********, or anything except playing a game. Frankly I find the whole thing trivial and frivolous. It's...
  46. ~~whimsy~~

    Viktor Bout finally sent to U.S. for trial

    http://english.pravda.ru/russia/politics/20-08-2010/114684-merchant_of_death-0
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    What the heck is up with teenage girls sailing around the world?

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/08/21/2010-08-21_laura_dekker_dutch_14yearold_starts_solo_sailing_trip_around_the_world_despite_c.html And she has a manager? How many young teenage girls sail around the world this year so far? Two? Three?
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    A ~~whimsical~~ rant in poetry form

    Woe is I as I espy Within the grocery store A fat broad with short shorts As if containers of cottage cheese Came roaring out, flood of curdled flesh I have no idea how somebody Thought this to be fresh Upon the top was her saggy flops Halfway down exposed I wish I had chose To stay in the...
  49. ~~whimsy~~

    Pulp Disney

    http://www.kontraband.com/videos/23696/Pulp-Disney/
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