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There is NO free candy or puppy giveaways! I repeat: There is NO free candy or puppy giveaways! :(

And caused a lot of questions to be answered at home.

I'd take him back if I was Jessica. :anonymous

:mad: LIARS! It was all a ruse because they suspected things.

He really, really loves his new shirt. So I'm staying away from that part of town for a while. At least until his obsession blows over.

Leave it to them to just cut out the middle to let it all hang out.

Damn! Has he no shame these days?

http://www.ajc.com/news/coroner-douglas-teen-died-729168.html Too bad for the *** who didn't deserve this. And that stupid ass NAACP poking their noses where it doesn't belong. All they most likely found out was a group of black **** at a party ended up in a Sheriff van and trying to make a...

She always took care of her *** she always wished was a ********. :lovecoupl

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/Democrats-stifle-Republican-health-care-plans-8224780-58644807.html What's next? Cameras inside your home to make sure you haven't a **** lab in your residence or tool shed? Maybe some cameras right inside your vehicle itself to make sure you don't...

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/11/01/iran-plans-execute-stoning-case-woman/ That is until those pesky human rights brats and their darn dog came along and foiled the plans! :cussing: Every time I hear something about a stoning, hanging, or ******* of these morally corrupt individuals...

http://www.vancouversun.com/life/California+legalization+hopes+smoke/3767281/story.html

He's one sick bastard to do this to marshmallows.

For I believe he will appreciate this photo if he has not already seen it.

It's great to teach your ******** the important facts of flying.

http://kotaku.com/5679405/mario-pokemon-represent-among-hundreds-at-us-supreme-court-for-game-rally And another: Read more here: http://kotaku.com/5678354/all-you-need-to-know-about-this-weeks-violent-video-game-case-in-the-us-supreme-court?skyline=true&s=i

Aww, crap! Friendship. Weak fatality. :(

Where cats go for the ***** of catnip.

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Massive-crater-opens-up-German-town/ss/events/wl/110110germanycrater The Locust are coming! The Locust are coming! :helpme:

He slams harder than his ******* threads! :eek: http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=bus-tries-to-avoid-accident-scene

Good show. I especially like it when Mike Franks comes in. Discuss the show now. I shall also leave you with a video: zX0gDdZFiJ4

I'm disappointed by this! I would of expected him to have taken more in his mouth. :( http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=*****-guy-messes-with-cop You fail me...

http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=guy-tries-to-jump-ladder This great documentary proves it:

Show them how badass you are, my man! That'll earn their respect. :1orglaugh http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=block-breaking-demonstration-fail

Because my two tires was low and the officer wanted to bring it to my attention. After a few minutes of thank you and all that cordial stuff, he then made the comment before he left: I just wanted to let you know about your tire being low; I was hoping you wouldn't have an attitude thinking I am...

What's so wrong with the female Darth Vader? Now the Michael Jackson one, I feel sorry for that relationship. http://www.cracked.com/article_18834_26-sexy-halloween-costumes-that-shouldnt-exist.html

Enjoy! I like when the Eagle Scout comes in. Hilarious. ixiYZ9DPk8o

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/70-mph-wheelchair-worthy-of-the-racetrack/19682576 Imagine the elderly getting their hands on this and heading to the mall! :eek: Here is the flamethrower bike: 0UNr1XClnec

http://kotaku.com/5670330/this-street-fighter-iv-combo-pays-40-cents-per-input That's one way to get someone to play the game. Though I bet it will be a Japanese *** that wins it...

I dare you not to listen to this song and not be humming it at work, school, or in your car during rush hour tomorrow for it is very damn catchy! ZqR_SwwByMM

It starts out as any other porno. Guy has girls over to his nice little place. Happens to have somebody making out on his television. There just so happens to be someone with a camera. Fuck! They're foreign! How the hell am I supposed to keep up with the plot now!? Somebody is on the computer...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101020/wl_yblog_upshot/college-student-named-police-chief-in-********-plagued-mexican-town-after-no-one-else-would-apply I seriously hope she doesn't get harmed by these junkie suppliers and it goes well for her. Especially being 20-year-old female.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20101019/sc_livescience/endoftheearthpostponed I hope people go into debt when buying survival necessities like some did when it came to Y2K paranoia. Fucking idiots.

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Not so much funny. However I felt the need to still share the sexy zombie girl. :)

It was going well until his beloved pet came out and started begging for scraps and he yelled at it causing it to scurry away. He named it BlueBalls. :eek:

And Barbara Walters says it should not of happened and that they should be able to partake in discussion without stomping off. RAegCQU-dKE http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20101015/cm_yblog_upshot/oreilly-behar-address-view-walkout-on-primetime-shows

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/10/13/AR2010101303634.html?wprss=rss_nation&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wp-dyn%2Frss%2Fnation%2Findex_xml+%28washingtonpost.com+-+Nation%29 Of course, have to keep in mind, democrats have been known to...

N_amvHhO9VY BlueBalls tried to make a similar video with vegetables but was deemed obscene by the Department of Education and many parent groups for school use. Apparently it wasn't *** friendly. It would have made a great safety video for private schools in what to do if a stranger approaches...

Their powerful two man protest... And they still fuck it up!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/10/11/2010-10-11_he_was_hoping_for_1m_prize_for_bam_streak.html At least it wasn't like that prank they pulled on Lincoln: If whoever performs this prank will go down in history and have a household name! Who is up to the prank challenge? Knowing...

wWulZOKANB4 I'm dying in this fucking country ass fucked up town! You might not be able to talk on the news like that, my man, but you're able to talk like that to the inmates at least. :) You still use that one quote from your news anchor day? **** flyin' in my mouth! :1orglaugh Love ya...

http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/10/06/famous-smoking-chimpanzee-dies-at-52/?iid=moreonnf

Jeez: Why is it always Duke? http://jezebel.com/5652114/college-girls-power-point-fuck-list-goes-viral-gallery I guess STDiva loses points for being Canadian. :(

http://hubpages.com/hub/Funny_Food_Names_-_List_and_Pics Get some culture you bastards! Crack open a Dry Sack and gobble down some Kockens Anis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/10/06/2010-10-06_girl_throwing_puppies_in_river_on_video_in_bosnia_wont_face_charges_report.html Toss her in a river on a cold morning and see how she likes it.

How awesome is this clown!? Just thought I would bring you yet another forgotten gem in TV history. :) _QhuBIkPXn0 zVcUuTg5oSc L8P9nuXNNsk

5RAAhTL4Arg "That was a pretty horrifying thing say that you would put a pillow over a suffering *****'s head." "Of course I would! If it was a ***** I really loved in agony. I think any good ****** would." This broad needs locked up in an asylum and treated. Them two other girls are hot...

http://kotaku.com/5657042/where-are-you-in-the-map-of-online-communities Wow. That's quite a map that guy made.