Search results

  1. ~~whimsy~~

    What did you think about 2010 for video games?

    The highs, the lows, what you've done and how this new year can be better for games. Commence discussion!
  2. ~~whimsy~~

    Sexual fantasy turned into trip to the morgue

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/12/28/oklahoma.sex.death/index.html I bet he had the loaded *** because he himself shot blanks.
  3. ~~whimsy~~

    Happy New Year! As so my ******** BlueBalls shall be married off

    Seeing how she is becoming of age to be a woman in our culture she must be married off. Where you, potential ***** to be, come in must tell me exactly why you would make a fitting husband for my precious ******** BlueBalls and what you have to offer her. The husband to be will receive the...
  4. ~~whimsy~~

    Do you find gratuitous use of profanity makes a comedian funny or less funny?

    I was watching Katt Williams on Secret Stash on Comedy Central some time ago and I find him very funny. He can have some hilarious bits. I just can't stand every other word being fuck, *****, and goddamn. Even if he is in between jokes he will just randomly trail off with a string of vulgarity...
  5. ~~whimsy~~

    The Orange Cat when he is feeling vicious in a dainty way

    Pull your claws out and act like a cat! Not a pussy!
  6. ~~whimsy~~

    Just post the thread with a straight face: Three UFOs will ****** earth in 2012

    http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/22-12-2010/116314-giant_spaceships-0/ If so I hope I am taken to a Star Wars like universe. I don't care if I am a slave or not. Usually in that kind of sci-fi lore it is the slave who turns out to be the most powerful and ends up being the saviour...
  7. ~~whimsy~~

    Origins of the dickhead

    Damn.
  8. ~~whimsy~~

    ShayD's PC bondage fantasy

    If only.... Damn he is one weird computer guy! :computer:
  9. ~~whimsy~~

    Make your own game

    If you could make your own game what would it be? What genre? What would make it stand out from the others? All that jazz. I'd make a violent sports game that takes traditional sports such as basketball, football, and even racing and put in ********. Say playing a basketball game, if you have...
  10. ~~whimsy~~

    Everyone can afford the COOLNESS!

    I just hope they can afford the cancer treatments.
  11. ~~whimsy~~

    ***** has friend test out new bulletproof vest

    While he was *****. http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=bullet-proof-vest-test-fail
  12. ~~whimsy~~

    I never knew this! It was all lies???

    I shall get my revenge for this treachery!
  13. ~~whimsy~~

    Santa saves ****** from foreclosure?

    Nah. You're still getting all the gifts he made his elves slave away at.
  14. ~~whimsy~~

    Mommy kissing Santa Claus

    A little too much into it... That is bound to mess the **** up when ***** comes back home.
  15. ~~whimsy~~

    Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Diabetes Christmas!

    Santa looking on FreeOnes to see who has been naughty or nice.
  16. ~~whimsy~~

    Yoga is now a jobless benefit

    More here: http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hTp5DVv4Qisj9CFdbTFX-j1rBE6Q?docId=4d140ccf08a0495f9f55429d89b5afe6 What is next for jobless benefits?
  17. ~~whimsy~~

    Obama comic books that were actually made

    Pretty hilarious messed up stuff going on in the comic book world regarding Obama. Especially when you involve the Japanese. A nice example of the more overseas erotic comic: http://www.cracked.com/article_18892_5-insane-barack-obama-comic-books-you-wont-believe-are-real.html
  18. ~~whimsy~~

    ShayD hit some hard times

    Poor guy. Yesterday he was making thousands doing FO PM support. Today he is on the street. Because I never pay him.
  19. ~~whimsy~~

    Hilarious 7th Heaven clip

    -wkvVs91TUI Apparently 7th heaven had **** dealing ninja problems.
  20. ~~whimsy~~

    Wait a minute! None of this photo adds up at all!

    Shouldn't the moon be yellowish since it is actually cheese? I mean, come on, everybody knows that!!! Can you find anymore inaccuracies with this illustration?
  21. ~~whimsy~~

    Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    http://www.1up.com/news/bethesda-announces-elder-scrolls Try and watch it in HD if you can.
  22. ~~whimsy~~

    Maybe he's a nice guy?

    More here about this article : http://kotaku.com/5709176/the-greatness-of-the-worst-video-game-movie-maker I do wonder how he ends up constantly able to be funded for film making if he is this abhorrent of a filmmaker. Somehow he is making a nice living based off of what he does and doesn't...
  23. ~~whimsy~~

    Skyraider got promoted again!

    To correctional facility florist! I hope it goes well when the inmates come in unguarded to buy flowers! I mean, after all, who would harm a florist?
  24. ~~whimsy~~

    What you sellin' strangah?

    Well, I was thinking more along the line of that firearm, but.... ok!
  25. ~~whimsy~~

    L3ggy as a baby

    Before Resident Evil came about and really zombified him.
  26. ~~whimsy~~

    Dog looking for governor's pardon while on death row.

    http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/fl-dog-clemency-20101206,0,3895417.story Sad story. Dogs will always fight each other. Poodles are known for being protective of their property and owners. The poodle was unleashed. I would suspect the owners to be responsible and handle it themselves. I...
  27. ~~whimsy~~

    Tomb Raider game to trace origins of Lara Croft

    'After a ****** storm destroys the boat she was travelling on, a frightened young woman is left washed ashore on an unknown beach. On her own but not alone she has only one goal, to survive' http://kotaku.com/5707092/new-tomb-raider-to-trace-the-origin-of-lara-croft More at the official Tomb...
  28. ~~whimsy~~

    What is the big deal about Neil Patrick Harris these days?

    It seems all I hear about is Neil Patrick Harris and Betty White (I liked her in Golden Girls and Boston Legal) when people are fawning over someone these days. I remember him in Doogie Howser and Starship Troopers. I wish he was back in the third installment of Starship Troopers, but oh well...
  29. ~~whimsy~~

    Seinfeld VS Frasier

    Which one do you watch: The show about nothing or the show about intelligence?
  30. ~~whimsy~~

    StanScratch as a sheriff

    So I think he will be the only one to appreciate this given the armpit he lives in... http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=cop-smashes-wrong-window Way to fuck it up, Stan! I'm moving!!!
  31. ~~whimsy~~

    Need for Speed Hot Pursuit

    82et_z_gTlg And this little bit: http://kotaku.com/5699545/watch-this-trailer-one-million-times-get-three-free-cars-for-hot-pursuit Game looks good I must say. Reviews are positive and very high in ratings.
  32. ~~whimsy~~

    Obama gets 12 stitches in his lip

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101126/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama
  33. ~~whimsy~~

    MADD is weary about ******* infused whipped cream

    http://www.wftv.com/news/25920599/detail.html?cxntlid=cmg_cntnt_rss So instead just go out and buy 110 proof ***** or 151 proof and mix it with coffee or whipped cream.
  34. ~~whimsy~~

    Hardcore criminal names

    http://www.asylum.com/2010/08/31/stupidest-criminals-nicknames/
  35. ~~whimsy~~

    Vegetarian facial! No actual sperm were used. This is all vegetarian facial *****.

    P9QcWiNgqKg Anyone else find it strange that a fucking ginger should be having a carrot facially ***** her? Carrot top indeed...
  36. ~~whimsy~~

    I'm badass. I know it. I bitch slap alligators for the fun of it!

    5sAF8gMN9c0 See that ****? Step back, bitches! Fuck off!!! I'll bitch slap you as well.
  37. ~~whimsy~~

    Look out! It be Zombama!

    He will eat capitalism alive!
  38. ~~whimsy~~

    Gingerbread Person! No longer a man.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328902/Gingerbread-people-revert-men-Lancashire-schools.html I love how the word sniggering is used right at the end after talking about how people are fed up with gingerbread man and spotted dick. Because with spotted dick, how dare people snigger about...
  39. ~~whimsy~~

    Figure I'd come in and scar most of you and make some of the ladies happy all at once

    Scar the eyes of the guys!!! No amount of soap will take this image out of your mind! By the way, Skyraider is looking nice. Glad to see him getting around. I found this gif while googling "yelling no gif" and it indeed made me yell no. I have a feeling Alisa will be thanking me much for...
  40. ~~whimsy~~

    Looking to dog shaking for washing machine improvements.

    More here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40152738/ns/technology_and_science-future_of_energy/ Time warp video here: http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/time-warp-bulldog-shake.html
  41. ~~whimsy~~

    I'm staring at Skyraider through the window and he is staring at his wife

    I'm doing this. What should I do?
  42. ~~whimsy~~

    For Petra: Cthulhu and Cartman

    5HSD4jS9Kx4 And in case you want the lyrics, my dear ;) tFNneUKKa1k
  43. ~~whimsy~~

    You are way off on the spelling of reportedly! Or... Repeatedly?

    Somebody shoot Alex. Following the shooting of the editor of this newspaper!
  44. ~~whimsy~~

    Free mammograms! Right here. Place boobies right here.

    OCSMs especially invited for my free mammogram. :yesyes:
  45. ~~whimsy~~

    The other day Princess Playful Alisa was screaming for help. I came to the rescue!!!

    NTZ1znQAO8o As you can see she really, really loves her bush. It was awkward at first. Until we shaved it off and made it into a very warm quilt. :)
  46. ~~whimsy~~

    Who is looking forward to Conan O'Brien's show tonight?

    http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/10_45/b4202021174712.htm -- More here. I am looking forward to seeing how it will turn out. I think it will be great and hilarious. Hopefully NBC learns a lesson when they lose ratings. Yeah, that's a spiteful statement. I will definitely watch it...
Top