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I can think of better ways of getting attention, having a hairy puss so bad it stuck out the top of my pants....not one of them!

Sorry, I still don't hear the ocean.....

Yeah, forget using St. Benarnd's, or canteens, or **** hats, replace them all with this method!

I wouldn't be getting a lot of work done if I had a mouse pad like that!

Please tell me this was photoshoped!

It's about time they came up with something uncomfortable and useless for you boys to wear. We've been subjected to shelf bras and worse. Time to make your junk a focal point for us like our breasts are for you!

No one cares to see if their vision is working?

Come on embrace the magic! The funniest part is the guy afterward smelling? the ****. What could he think she could have done to it?

I used to be able to do that....

I don't know about leafman, but I was blown away. Nice find. I keep having to restart my search after I get distracted and start touching myself!

When its my time I want to go like my Grandpa did, nice and peacefully in his *****..... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers on his bus.

Here is a vision test most of us here wouldn't mind taking again and again and again...... http://www.break.com/index/sexy-optical-illusion.html

Ok last thread on pole work...I'm telling you it was tough! http://www.break.com/index/pole-dance-cat-fight.html http://www.break.com/index/how-a-blonde-pole-dances.html This is an entirely diffrent problem...thanks to the installer..probably a man who couldn't read all the directions he was...

For those of you who didn't know, I used to dance and it was hard! This girl proves my point. http://www.break.com/index/pole_dance_face_plant.html

I don't normally laugh at other's pain, but this morning I have a case of the giggles. http://www.break.com/index/beach-face-plant-off-exercise-ball.html

My ******* rides bikes and does endo's so he should appreciate this one! http://www.break.com/index/funny-pizza-stoppie-failure.html

I'm just wondering the level of previous debauchery that led to this discovery of talent. I will tell you, I'm not willing to practice! http://www.break.com/index/the-ultimate-bottle-can-opener.html

Now that should be a prank that Jim pulls on Dwight!

Oh, I'm pretty sure it's there...her butt just ate it!

The 'cop's' patch says New York...Is this a case of East Coast hating West Coast?

Is he stopping to pick up his **** bottle?

I'm pretty sure that a bull is not going to care about the milk.....

I rode public transportation for a year when I lived in Chicago and got to see some strange and wonderful things....I wish I had been here for this pic....and I wish that I had the nerve to try something like that...looks like fun!

I was just thinking about how funny the ass plug looked!

I really do....support thongs!

Again: I support thongs.

I support thongs!

Not what "Hot Cross Buns" means.....

It's time to close your window and clean up your floor...

Well we have to pick that hitch hiker, he has Bud Light!

It's getting close to the 4th of July so salute the RED White and BLUE!

As a woman, I'm offended, shouldn't she just stick to washing cars? You know that I'm making a joke right?

Anyone else think she looks a little like Lara ___ Croft, not Angie, but the game?

His reaction to her saying..."Happy Birthday....I've arranged for a threesome!"

If 88 cent stores sold bakery products.

I never see this stuff when I walk in the park!

I think he's holding a nickel and doesn't want her to get it.

sweet!

Booth, Bones, come here I think I've found that snow man that went missing a couple of years ago........It's going to be a bitch doing the facial reconstruction on this one!

Boys, you should appreciate the very clear directions!

Seems more effecient than doing shots out of her belly button!

What did I just eat?......Doesn't matter...here it comes again!

I'm concerned that she's going to scratch the paint...........yeah that's my concern, the paint.

Worst... Threesome.... EVER!

**** have all the best things in the world, right at their fingertips!

Let's hope he's not reproducing.

I think he's being generous....telling her how she needs to improve, can't be too much more specific! Of course her response to some ****** minded asshole who would dare to send some thing so degrading would be: Maybe if you didn't have a pinkie for a dick my ass wouldn't have to be this small!

Just turn them inside out and they'll be fine!

I used to play in the alley as a ***, and well, I guess it seemed bigger back then...

Brewmasters for Guiness after work ***** is reduced and they have to work 16 hour days.