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Any landing that you can walk away from is a good landing!

Avoid this: to avoid this:

Is this the thread I use to post a pic of my girlfriend? PS: Anyone wanting investment advice; buy stock in self tanners they're gonna be HUGE! :wtf:

Really!? This is just wrong!

I sure hope he doesn't find any nuts...she's cute!

NOOOOOOOO!!! Not GUMBY!

I think I might have said that my nephews were so cute 'I wanted to eat them up' but I'm sure I was referring to cuddling and loving...not literally.... Side note: I saw the Hangover last weekend and Mike was great! If you haven't seen it yet it is very funny!

Yours maybe better than mine, nice find!

I'm trying to figure you out, Blue...Besides footies what other perversions can I find for you?

Are you boys trying to get me to come back to your side? I'm telling you a couple of the girls I've been with recently could last longer and go stronger than you boys! I wasn't able to hold out but at one point we were at it for like a half an hour. She had to ***** out of a straw the next...

This is the best funeral EVER!

When Pigs Fly!

The wind may not be a friend of skirts but I enjoy the breeze! http://thechive.com/2009/05/the-wind-is-no-friend-of-skirts-20-photos/

"Madonna's 'very last attempt' at a come back....reinventing herself just one more time!

Really? It was that big of problem? Some one call Guy and cancel the Diners, Drive in's and Dives spot.....Maybe send Rachel Ray!

Sorry Boys, this maybe how most women see it. Do you guys see it this way?

Do any of these count? http://thechive.com/2009/03/the-best-*********-side-boob-collection-ever-30-photos/

Must buy nail polish in bulk!

Michael Phelps gets smart........er

Ok the look this *** gives her @ 24 secs tells me that this *** is going to be a big problem in the future....wearing mirrors on his shoes, setting up toilet spy cameras....

I'm betting that she could last longer than you...your tounge will get tired or you will complain that your jaw hurts...I'd be impressed if you could last 10 mins! LOL

I'm sure she was thinking of you, Blue!

I love that this one doesn't look staged from the 'dealers' stand point. I don't think he has a clue as to what's going on the other side! Good one!

I relate to the midwest farmer's ******** look...one I try to immulate. Gonna have to break my rule again about staying 'all natural'. Unless some one can save me and tell me she's all 'real'!

Does the impact of the death and our thoughts about the person later, change given the age of the person when they die? Seems to me we could carry this argument out to include all the 20-30 somethings (River Phoenix, Chris Farley) that seem so revered compared to older celebs (Paul Newman) and...

This is horrible! I won't go off on the poster for thinking this is funny but it isn't. There is no recovery here...the *** doesn't laugh it off. Why the F*ck are you following him around from room to room scaring a 4 year old little *** like that? A few seconds, fine, let him recover but...

No photoshop right? Perfect timing!

Yes, this is what I meant.... Now go back to having fun and dish on the people you think you will change your feelings about once they are gone. My ******* just mentioned Pete Rose to me the other day...

And now that I read my own thread I meant to be talking about Rosie O'Donnald and her giving lesbians a bad name. Tough I obviously don't care for Roseanne either. No she won't be more funny, certainly less annoying. Talking about O'Donnell: I won't be carrying current resentment/ill...

I'm sure this has been done before, but another thread got me thinking. The out pouring over Michael and other *********** deaths always seem to make every one like them more than when they were alive. Is it a case of wanting what you can't have? So the question is: Who do you think you...

AH, Death makes the heart grow fonder!

I assume you're not talking about the foam. :1orglaugh

Thanks for the rep!

Thanks for the rep!

I thought you boys would find this amusing and this must be why I'm into the ladies right now....I can't cook!

Can I get a show of hands...Who likes watermelon(s)?

http://www.fuckinghumor.com/files/picture/39409928.jpg Do not hotlink!

how about Homer?

Do I have sex on the brain if I was thinking that as an alarm clock, that thing is a waste....I'm sure it could be put to better use!

Is anyone else curious about how he eats his BBQ?

Sorry Blue, I try to come here with wit and a different perspective and I love to crack jokes and this guy? this guy right here! I was recently in New Jersey, maybe some of it came home with me.

Jason Statham (sp?) stars in Crank VIII

Really!? Really!? That's your post!? This is the best you could come up with!? The title of this thread is 'Funny Pictures' Try harder please or go back to sticking things in light sockets.

I don't want to play 'ride the horseys' any more....you are mean!

The girl on the right won't get in....she not wearing a thong.