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No one has made a Goldfinger joke yet!? Come on! I know you boys watch Bond, that's all my ******* did for a year of his life. I have only seen the new ones and I can make this joke....

Or the bear could be saying: "I'm so mean and terrible, I'm gonna knock this tree down on you!....well? Are you scared?......Well?....Stop eating popcorn!....I'm serious!.....I could do it!.....I could knock this tree down and then you'll be scared!......STOP EATING POPCORN!"

I would not play scrabble with this author!

Chica, here's a funny picutre of desert mishap, thought you might enjoy! http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3391388&postcount=1

I think this is funnier to us folks who live near the desert, cause this must have been a tourist! Dummy!

Where all the filming for the 'Saw' movies takes place...

This is not your ******'s rocket launcher....

Should we all stand in line to post responses like: "Awesome pic! You were right!" ? If so....I'm in line...

Cool picture! I am imagining what a tongue like that would feel like on my pink bits!

Dahlia Grey in an Andrew Blake video! She maybe the reason I'm a lesbian...what a body! And seeing more of Blake's videos too he's the closest I've seen to some one who makes porn that seems it's from a women's perspective. These videos were something that were always playing during my first...

I chose the sex option, noting that it is usually something that takes longer and I enjoy more. Porn is just for a quick rub.

After the sugar rush wears off.....

Hey Boo Boo, I found another picinic basket!

An attempt to boost the lottery drawing ratings....The next number is....

Well if 4 eyes was the one checking the pictures it's forgivable that she would miss something, cripes those glasses are thick!

A new way to flash gang signs!

I looked at this again and I think there is really pizza in there!

This is actually true! I've read the studies and participated..I was paid $500 for my time!

Thanks for the answer!

Really Really WRONG!

More reasons to like melons....

Thanks! Who is your Avatar?

I know it's a video and you have to invest some time....just skip to the end to see her finished product. http://www.bofunk.com/video/7528/chick_turns_regular_shirt_into_hot_outfit.html

Looks like fun on a hot day!

I'm certain this has been seen before but my *******, who knows my sense of humor just forwarded this to me, I chuckled and thought you boys might too! http://www.bofunk.com/video/6359/camel_toe_reprise.html

Not a temp if you look at the site. Hope she's prepared to work there for a while!

I can certainly think of better ways to steal office supplies!

You are not wrong. Back when I cared I would take time before a set to make sure everything was wiped and perfect. Cause the other problem is...not slippery enough. Hard to get tips with raspberries on your inner thighs! Ahhhg! I DO NOT miss it!

I'm not normally a fan of '****' pics but this one is funny!

Have to admire girls who will do it in the cold!

I've read this thread and have seen that some things have been modified but has there been any changes since July 1? I have recieved a good deal of rep the last couple of weeks but haven't seen the points for it...Is there a cap to the points you can earn from rep? Thanks for the help!

Bump?

Does a Hot Pocket count?

I was seriously thinking about this thread today when I got dressed and decided on a little sun dress...better not wear the granny panties, cause it's windy today and you know ****** Nature would just like to mess with me after starting this thread and blemishing her good name!

Better?

Wait a minute wait a minute...that's not my interpretation....They are saying they don't want cocks!....These are all for ME! Go away boys, let me have MY fantasy!

Best joke yet!^ Sadly the **** are going to have this filed away in their brain and then it will come back to haunt them later in life... "The slide came out of its ass" "Well, I believe this is why you don't have any friends, you have a mental block"

We should keep these together! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=315148

I'm sure this is the biggest nose she's had in her pink bits....maybe she should stop fighting it? Or she should stop stealing and concealing the ***'s peanuts!

Must be you in the blue beanie.......?

Perry the secret spy Platypus, for those of you with little ones....My nephew's favorite right now!

Are those carmel filled?...they look delicious!

I would take the girl, I've already got a car!

The spider pic and thumb pic were seperate...I just thought it would seem funnier this way. The photo that said worst bite ever said it was a spider but didn't say what kind....Still you should look before you wipe!

You had better eat your broccoli!

I don't know but I hope for his sake he wasn't left handed!

I think Odette is prettier but I can see Megan being with a woman, she seems...like she might experiment! I have to go with Megan on this one....Tough choice though!

Thank you for the rep! Really the scaring went on far too long!

Thanks for the rep!

I think the swelling has broken the stiches. When I found the photo it said worst spider bite ever.