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    A serious question

    Modular furniture and where it should be place in thy dwelling.
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    Porn Stars behaving badly.

    Yep if it is a JM Productions movie chances are your going to see A) Catfight between starlets B) ***** or ******* up starlets C) Complete Meltdowns D) All of the above.
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    what are your dumb plans for St. Patricks day?

    Eat soda bread, have a few black and tans, a nice tumbler of Jameson, and make vegetarian Shepherds Pie with curried veggies.
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    Craig Ferrguson

    I am usually half ****** when that show is on.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    The Bruins are just falling apart, Thomas letting in too many soft goals, pathetic attempts at defense, not enough shots at net or goals for that matter. So blame is spread all around even to Claude Julien, I have no idea how he is practicing the team, but it isn't working. All I can say is...
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    Bible Belt Loves Porn

    Plus the bible belt has the best strip clubs around too, a lot of repressed Christian women need to let their hair down and their tops down as well.
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    Lost

    I like Alcatraz a lot more than Lost, from the same creators but a cooler story line.
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    WTF: Couple Has 150K Sex Doll Collection

    Wait until they come to life and wreak havoc on Saint Roche's Day.
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    If the Broncos sign Peyton Manning...

    Manning hypothetically goes to the Broncos, and Tebow would end up in Jacksonville. Not only would he be back in his old Florida stomping grounds, but that team is hurting for a QB.
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    MMA and Porn on Spike tonight

    With a name like that I am sure he'll make some jail time loving buddies.
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    Hi -- new solo amateur :) (Pics and Introduction)

    Wow beautiful Lawla, your a hotter version of Kat Dennings if you don't mind me saying.
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    Interesting

    Yes and finding porn magazines out in the woods was like finding pirate treasure, and women had pubic hair, and Subway used actual cold cuts. I am going to fall back ****** now and wait for those blow job robots I have heard about getting invented.
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    GEORGE CLOONEY & *** ARRESTED During Protest

    dirk he don't need a stint in the penile system for that, just a night of sweet sweet loving from you.
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    Dennis Hof, Heidi Fleiss to Open Sci-fi Fantasy Brothel

    Those girls better invest in purell and some form of air freshener. Have you guys ever been to a Sci Fi Fantasy convention, those dudes smell, and have stains on their clothing that the CDC are still trying to figure out.
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    Suggestions for movies of peculiar kind needed.

    A decent percent of Vivid movies from the 90's were pretty much like that.
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    My Sex Stories!

    Will you be translating the recently discovered Erotic Adventures of Hercules?
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    Encyclopaedia Britannica ends its print run

    Watch in another 50 years people will be able to ingest some kind of pill hopefully in gummi or chewy form to absorb knowledge from books.
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    Sunny Leone Or Priya Rai?

    Anjali Kara a lot better looking than Priya and has a sexy British accent.
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    Ask Sabrina Deep, Get your Answer, Rate It

    Let's see what is the funniest, weirdest, and most "ah hell no" moments of your World ******* Tour?
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    You're stranded on an island...

    Chances are you'll probably die of bacteria from consuming human flesh over a period of time.
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    Who is the hottest English babe? Who will represent England for Euro 2012?

    All of them are British so they are all winners in my book. I love them all, and their accents.
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    Who is the hottest Czech babe? Who will represent Czech Republic for Euro 2012?

    Maria Swan, wow I would like to um, well...the Czech Repulic has a lot of intrests that can be made into sexual innuedo
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    Chuck Grassley upset with History Channel

    I thought History channel was about going to swap meets, tearing copper pipes out of abandoned buildings, and hillbillys in swamps these days.
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    *** tries to eat 50 chicken nuggets in 10 minutes This is so sad .

    I can eat a bag of dried apricots in about 3 hours, however I spend the next 8 hours on the toilet.
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    Online masturbation bud

    So your responding to a member that posted on here about 6 years ago. We should all smack you on the head with a sock full of Master Locks.
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    question about old time porn movie

    Me not know, Bizzaro will askum Bizzaro if answer there is will be!
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Last night's Bruins game doesn't get any worse than that. Getting blown out by Tampa Bay 6-1, Turco letting in 3 goals within 10 minutes. All bodes ill for the Bruins.
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    Interesting: Military vs. Education spending

    Why don't they just combine education and military spending initiate the whole "No ***** Left Behind Without Body Armor Program".
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    Digital Playground has been hacked

    Oh the Skynet, what is it going to do next?
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    Broncos could trade Tebow

    Manning functions better in a warmer climate or a domed arena. Chances are he'll either end up in Miami of Phoenix. However if the Broncos do acquire Manning, Tebow should be sent to Jacksonville, yes shitty fan base, but that team needs a QB.
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    adult trading card company

    Now do these cards have combat and battle properties like Magic the Gathering?
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    Bear Grylls fired from Man vs Wild

    What about the Bizzare Foods guy, he eats bugs and tree bark and then gives it a delecious review.
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    What is your favorite PC game?

    I enjoy hidden object game.
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    What Model Type Do You Prefer?

    I like a curvaceous pin up girl type no taller than 5'7. Pretty much a majority of women in porn have the bodies I like, they are just a happy medium between curvy and toned.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    It just seems to me that Thomas is just burned out, not to mention the Bruins defense is playing horrid. I know Corvo is my whipping boy for the most part but Chara needs to get his act back together, and that trade for Zanon was a waste they should not have gotten rid of Kampfer. He was young...
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    Who is the hottest Russian babe? Who will represent Russia for Euro 2012?

    All of those Russian girls make me want to listen to Gorky Park again.
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    Your Favorite Little Corner of the World.

    A little coastal town up in Maine called Cabbott Cove, but for some reason there is always ******* going on up there.
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    Entire Arena Football team cut during pregame meal

    Olive Garden when your here your ******, but definetly not a team.
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    Breaking News: Nichole Heiress Arrested for hooking!

    $300 for what? If you have to ask then you can't afford it....wakka wakka, hey folks try the mini marshmellow ambrosia.
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    life's too short

    Karl pretty much makes An Idiot Abroad, have you started watching the second season?
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    Batman is real!

    I think the only thing that can defeat said Batman is an iron.
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    tell porn movie names

    What's the difference between porn video and porn movie? I am fucking confused here.
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    Women in Porn with shoes, what is it with women and footwear in Porn?

    However it is funny to see a woman in a porn movie wearing nothing but high heels getting fucked on a king sized bed. Most of the time I am hoping that she wiped them off on the welcome mat, because that looks like a very nice duvet cover on the bed.
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    How Old is My Pet? Correctly Calculate Your Dog or Cat's Age!

    my pets are in their mid 50's.
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    March Madness '12

    For some reason this is the only sporting tournement that my ****** enjoys watching.
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    Boobies.

    Re: Best Tits? Best tits usually the ones on women are my favorites.
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    Life after porn career

    President of the Steve Guttenburg fan club.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Yes Turco should have started yesterday. Thomas has been letting in too many soft goals lately, his glove side is weak. It's funny ever since he started spouting his political views his skills have quickly diminished. They should have traded him at the deadline, I'd would have loved to see him...
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    Happy Birthday Ron Jeremy!!!

    I wonder what you get Ron for his birthday these days?
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