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Who the fuck is Mr. Balls?

All he did was go into a ***** induced state of hibernation, it probably reminded him of being on the planet of Hoth.

It's ESPN, or as I like to call it the Lin, Tebow, Brett Farve, Lebron James, and (insert trending athlete here) network. I usually leave Sports Center on when I need to fall ****** fast. That network was only cool when they had a contract with the NHL.

Tyler Faith went to one of my exgirlfriend's high school, she grew up a Jehovah's Witness, hence the big leap into porn.

Hey I got the F, the C, the K, and all I needs is U baby. one of my favorite pick up lines was said to me by one of my ex girlfriends she said "I like my men like my coffee, all ground up and kept in the freezer."

Probably Zazel, or most Vivid or Wicked films. Most of them have a higher production value, and are shot with a better budget.

Re: Ashlee Simpson vs Jessica Simpson Yes but in an interview with her ex husband you know that poser emo douche from Fall Out Boy. Ashlee was into anal sex, he said it on the Howard Stern show. So she's not that dumb.

Well first you need to go to that abandoned church out in Fort Walton Kansas check the first pew on the left, and you may find the answers that you seek.

Yes teenagers should receive mail order coupons, not only will it teach them to budget when they become adults it provides them great value when they go to the grocery store....oh condoms now why would they need those. Those teenagers are just going to poke holes in them and use them for water...

All I have to say is Backstrum put on a clinic against the Bruins yesterday stonewalling them 3-0, honestly if Thomas gets traded I wouldn't care.

Your head is the one with the shell on it...shut up Richard!

Finally I can be buried in Illinois without fear, you hear that Kansas and Nebraska your next on the list!

Let me field this one folks. The reason ugly guys attend porn conventions is usally they have the money to go because they save lot's of it, since women that work at porn conventions will not give them the time of day let along a date. Whereas an attractive guy usually doesn't have the money...

The time when I...um who are you guys again?

Throw in a a rabid Grizzly Bear and I will watch and not only that I will ask for an expansion team over in Boston.

This is going to sweep the Oscars this year! One great movie, makes Ishtar look like Chairman of the Board with Carrot Top. I saw Tim and Eric's movie last weekend and haven't had a good series of laughs from a movie in a long time.

Re: Ashlee Simpson vs Jessica Simpson Ashlee when she had the short dark hair and tried to be all Hot Topic cool but couldn't sing if her life depended on it.

That's what Lumburg gets for making me come in and work this weekend fucking serves him right!

When they said keep it in the ****** they didn't mean it literally! Hey folks I will be here in the Catskills all week try the scampi and all you can eat crab legs.

There is just something about those eyes of hers that turn me on, she's great. Well all of your VNA girls are just awesome in general.

That is an awesome concept, I would play it.

Wax's California was a great video all of it was a guy on fire running down the street to catch a bus.

Julia Ann she was the better part of Blondage.

I wonder if these chillis will send you ou on a quest to the spirit world like a peyote button that would be sweet.

In regards to the Seattle area, the price tag for it is $500 million. However they will not build it unless they get a hockey and basketball team. As for Phoenix there are some interested buyers so I doubt they will go to Seattle.

Now in case of a time the finalists will compete in a series of paper, rock, and scissors matches.

I want to be a real Justice of the Peace, finally I can combine my loving of helping people with my love of hurting people.

My goodness, wow your hot. You've made me a subscriber now.

Meh, I'd rather be middle age those are the true golden years or is it silver not sure.

Either one is fine with me because I have dated both types of women in my personal life.

I must say the Celtics do put up a good fight against good teams, with the loss to Chicago last night.

Whether it's walks, runs, or biking I go all out for those that have or are diagnosed with illnesses.

So who won? If Ajax looses we all riot!

I'd watch that over the Nancy Grace sex tape any day!

I had no idea that CNBC even bothered with porn, by the way what the hell is a CNBC anyway?

Battering Rams, Bill Clinton as president, the Surreal Life back on VH1, CD's in those oversized cardborad boxes, pull tab **** cans, and a lot more but I can't think of anymore right now.

These are the same people that went after the Shakers for them and their very asthetically pleasing furniture.

Man I just shook my head on this one. I find nothing attractive what so ever about an asshole falling out.

What was he supposed to be spying on, who made the best petticoats, or which mustache wax made you look younger. I thought France and Britain had buried the hatchet after Napoleon.

Airbrushed Lindsay or not, and add in Tara Reid I need some airtight cokewhore 3 some action.

Around where I live I am starting to see hookahs making a comeback, with hookah tabacco that comes in a variety of flavors and scents.

Oh there was a series of films that Vivid did called Stardust, mostly comedy but I enjoyed it.

The Hovercraft, not only does it go on land and see, but it pretty much kicks ass. Yes it does create noise a lot of noise, but does it necessarily have to run on gas or oil? See energy and transportation crisis solved!

This forum was his equivilant of a 16 year old's Trapper Keeper cover or high school locker where he could post all his favorite things. Who cares bring back the trebus of the M!

I believe so, because with Savard never coming back the Bruins have some cap space not sure if it is 12mil, and they just resigned Boychuk. I know Hal Gill is a free agent but I could never see Boston and Montreal setting up a trade togther.

Wasn't River Phoenix a member of the club?

Hard As A Rock by Bulletboys being used in one of my favorite movies Beerfest.

No way am I seeing any of those guys ****** that is way too much carbonite to melt, and I ain't mopping up the mess.

pornophille was the Joker to my Batman as far as trolls go.

Now correct me if I am wrong wouldn't the record amount of semen ingested also be grouped together with record amount of canabalism?