Happy Birthday Ron Jeremy!!!

[Roald]

Big congrats to a true porn icon, Ron Jeremy!!!

Born March 12, 1953

Follow Ron Jeremy here: https://twitter.com/#!/RealRonJeremy

Cheers Ron!

 

[Eric Lindros]

Congratulations Mr. Jeremy :hatsoff:

Is there a "hall of fame" for pornstars?
He truly belongs there.

 

[gunslingingbird]

He's almost as fat and hairy as me. He's a true hero to all hairy fat fucks out there.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

He seems like a cool and hilarious dude, but if I ever came across one of his scenes, I'm pretty sure my penis would instantly shrivel.

 

[Rey C.]

That guy got to fuck Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn when they were in their prime.

One percenters, my ass. THAT's how I know that this life ain't fair!!!

 

[Alyssa Rose]

He's almost as fat and hairy as me. He's a true hero to all hairy fat fucks out there.

WHAT?!?! You are like a million times better looking than Ron Jeremy!

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

WHAT?!?! You are like a million times better looking than Ron Jeremy!

That ain't sayin' much

 

[Roald]

That ain't sayin' much

haha exactly

 

[Smallville22]

Congrats Mr. Ron Jeremy

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd do him.

 

[Red Spyder]

And happy birthday to his cock too! :thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

And happy birthday to his cock too! :thumbsup:

Strangely, it's 11 years younger than he is.

 

[Red Spyder]

Speaking of a big cock... it's also Mitt Romney's birthday!! (b. 1947)

 

[LukeEl]

I wonder what you get Ron for his birthday these days?

 

[gunslingingbird]

WHAT?!?! You are like a million times better looking than Ron Jeremy!

This:

That ain't sayin' much

 

[Roald]

I wonder what you get Ron for his birthday these days?

 

[knowone]

I wonder what you get Ron for his birthday these days?

Little blue pills.

Happy Birthday Hedgehog!!!

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Actual size, I presume.

 

[squallumz]

not an attractive man.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

not an attractive man.

yeah but have you seen any of his old videos? cause he wasn't attractive then either