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Probably the best reply evar!!! If you need it translated to jibberish, I'm your man.

Torre, I was gunna rep you for that post, but it won't let me, so I'm going to give you hawt game of bumdarts instead just to show how much I like your post.

Man I'm surprised I didnt post in this thread before... Must have been away when it was being frequented. My choices are **** for the regular alcy, then Scotch for hard ******. I like my **** though. Not a fan of red, mostly whites.

Every politician is an idiot. Hasn't anyone figured that out yet? It's like the muppets are running our countries! They all have someone's hand up their ass making them do all the talking. No wonder half of them walk like they have a pickle in their ass.

LMFAO Epic thread vote! I would totally do McCain in the pooper dry since he'd probably leave his fortune to me when his heart gives out. But then again Obama has a sexy voice. I'm sure his pooper is probably pretty tight. And I'm sire his wifey would probably jump in wantin some...

Who wouldn't want to? :rolleyes:

Re: Man Teaches Dog To Give **** Salue Right on! I'm sure George Bush would love that dog! Or maybe even Arnold Schwarzenegger, since he's related to Hitler anyway.

The beauty of being a part of a couple online car/bike forums is that you actually get to meet the people you talk to eventually. There's always this common ground you share when you meet. And sometimes you feel famous too, or like your meeting someone famous. I know that since I'm usually a...

I am secretly in love with Chef and it breaks my heart every time he's not online. (shhh don't tell him) Lol, In all seriousness, I actually feel the same way. Essentially this is a social connection that we all have. People express themselves as they see themselves on here, so nothing can...

Mine :D

It was crap anyway. Not like it's really going to be missed.

I have a small *** *** but I know how to use it... and I know what else to do to enhance the experience. Ok well it's not really small, just average, but I always tell the girl that I'm small, just to get them goin. I'd rather lie in the negative so then when they see it, they're actually...

Re: Facials THat is a sad excuse to get rep points man. Get them the honest way for cryin out loud. Neg rep for you for being so lame.

Well, considering the future is fucked either way, may as well vote on something we actually like. :glugglug:

No, I went out partying with it instead and got it *****. Then fucked it like the whore it was.

It makes you look desparate. Just let it go and move on. Theres much better girls out there.

Dude, that means freeones was 22 when he started this thing up. That's freakin awesome!

Can I call you ghetto superstar? That totally makes me so hot. My bumhole is burning right now.

Hey hey sexay ladayyyy ;)

Ok, can I take a dump on your chest?

I agree with you. There is a pedestal mentality when it comes to virginity. And I will admit that I had it way up there. I only lost mine 6 months ago so it's still fresh in my mind. It was kind of a special thing to me, but as I was humpin her, I felt like I had already been doin it and that it...

I'd suck on em. Just to harden the nipples so they werent so puffy anymore. Not a big fan of the puff, but shes gorgeous anyway.

"Can I take a dump on your chest?"

Exactly. Hence the reason you meet all sorts of different chicks. Enjoy being single and get laid as much as you want. Settle down when you get older, but for now, just go out and have fun. Don't marry the first girl you fuck. Yes losing virginity is a "beautiful" thing. But when you really...

Armpit for me. Super sex-tacular.

I guess it depends on what you do in the club. Best thing you can do is do as you suggested yourself. Since you are already working for the club, the fact that you know everyone working there will work for you. Women see that you are connected, and suddenly you are more attractive because you...

LOL just seein what reaction I could get. Worst thing would be "I eat my mates after I have sex with them."

Dude, you work at a club. Hot girls will beg for you to give them the special treatment. That is if you make them work for it. Don't just give hand outs, make them work for it. Know what I mean? :thumbsup: It's all about being confident and in control.

I just had sex with my hand.

Yes bitch!

Re: Who made you cum today? I am way too fuckin ***** to even touch my own dick right now. Man, all the chicks I seen tonight at the club. I wanna blow my load all over every one of them!

It's definately Halloween. We have people raising the dead.

Ok worst thing she can tell you. "I love you."

Get out the *** and put them out of their misery. What? We do that to horses...

^^^Punch your balls?

Thank you! I feel so smart now. Can I come to your place for halloween?

Actually, you know what, if I had a pornstar for a night, I would go to *****.

Re: Babes blowing HUGE BLACK cock: Part III There was a story that was posted on another forum that was linked to from here. It's about how her ******* found how she was a porn star. Basically downloaded a vid of her on bangbros and beat off to it. Then goes to a ****** reunion where he...

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Aparently that doesn't work either... Someone has it in for you

Well, she's not gunna say it, and someone's gotta be pissed off about thread jacking... So I created a scenario. <<<<:ban: I guess.

The fact that pop cans dont stack like they used to.

She might send her bf.... :violent:

Sorry Ash for jackin your thread, didn't know you felt so strongly about it... ;) P.S. don't track me down and **** me, it's all in good fun :D hehe *nervous laugh* hehe

Russel Brand isn't funny.

Thora Birch Seen her in Ghost World, and those big badungas certainly do it for me. She'd probably suck in bed but at least her hooters would be nice :)

You could wack Wii sticks with Ashleigh if you really wanted to. Could practice some Wii fitness with her and get the bump and groove goin.

No problem! I don't believe in hell or heaven so I don't know where the fuck I'm goin lol. Personally I think we're already in hell :P

Hey man I'm praciticing to be in the government! :crash: