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BananaPalmer. Please stop with the pictures.

There's my old buddy, what's crackin?

Oh donkey poopy.

Re: Who made you cum today? Any of our OCSM's wanna offer me a "cum to" invitation?

Very nice, can I fly Air Sasha soon?

I came back from the dead to thank you.

Doesnt like bum darts.

Somebody **** me. My legs. They hurt. Walking, too, much. Oh yeah, I win.

Basically, in laymans terms, I'm gunna cut your balls off if you do it.

I have no desire to pull my weiner. Does anyone else want to pull it for me?

I feel like my posts are invisible and irrelevant. And no I don't want pity because I wrote this. Im just making a statement. There's like almost no point in writing anything anyway. But I guess we all want our voice heard. That is all. Please, continue this. It's exhilerating. Really. Some...

You know, you might end up doing almost the same thing though.... Maybe it will be the old pipe from the exhaust of your car into the window with you in it while the car is running. At least you can listen to kick ass music while your at it and you won;t die painfully! LOL

Haha that's alright. It's Monday.

True. But it's the biggest let down. Who wants to **** up dead?:*****:

Take a look at the freeones main page and you will see the selection of a-z models. From there you can click on the letter of your choice and it will open up a list of stars that have that letter in the beginning of their name. After that you can click on their names and see what galleries they...

Yes there is Legzman. You're lucky you haven't caught it. Please find a cure.

Looks like theres two of us. Mine I have no choice and I don't know when it's gunna happen :(

Im a sucker for blondes Chica, so to be honest I find her hotter. But that doesn't mean I don't like you ;) The smoking thing doesn't bother me. Just bothers me if it's more important than life itself.

Bye everyone I love you all!!! :lovecoupl :helpme:

Mmmmm flies in cum is a delicacy these days! It's an acuired taste, but once you get used to it, it's heaven!

That kinda scares me. That could actually happen. Tonight even. Yaayyyy

Very nice! I need more friends like that... :D

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-BATMAN

"Ok class, who can tell me the answer to 5 times 2.... Anyone? Yes Clyde" "Twelve?" "No, now let's get an answer from someone whos not a complete retard." "I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!" "Nyeah nya na nya nanamamamama" "Shut up fatboy!" "Fuck you you fuckin Jew!" class gasps...

Because its the best skit EVAR.

Are you fucking kidding me? YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Yes it's morally wrong. Smack her in the face for being such a fucknig idiot and tell her to **** the fuck up! She has someone she fell in love with for fucks sake. Tell her to go back to her husband.

Isn't it amazing how few people support what you or I say? Doesn't it **** you off that no matter what you say, it doesn't seem real to those who read it? It's like we are desentized to reality because of how much entertainment has been rammed into our heads. People don't see it as a **** up...

Yes they are. War creates profit. That's all that matters. Not human rights, not ethical behaviour. Profit.

Naw, he can't. When I was ****** the other day I couldn't even get into the forum.

How about the movie about how you got ******. OOOHHH SNAP! Yer gunna need Ice for that burn! Yes I know he can't read this. It's just so funny I had to say it.

Developing story eh. Interesting. As the Bush administration figures out what else they should throw into the plot, news orginizations are on hold for this story because they await the word of their controllers. But that's not true. Someone really wants to **** Obama and a whole shitload of...

Darnit! I'll sex you good miniD if you let me weeeeiin.

YES! It's fun. ..Same question... Have you masterbated twice in a row without stopping?

Weeeee!

Maybe try writing in a journal? I started that after a while, and when I did it regularily I found I was able to get to ***** quicker and rest better. Don't worry, you're not alone. Lately ever since I lost my job I've been on a gradual decline into social recluse and my ***** schedule is...

Thanks Will. What I was trying to say is, who gives a **** who runs the country anymore? We should not worry about it as it doesn't matter. This applies in every country! Who the hell cares? Why should singular entities decide how things are run? Everyone should make educated decisions for...

Have I mentioned yet that I find you to be the most beautiful woman in the porn world? If not, that's a fun fact for ya! ;)

No matter what you do, the search will still bring up your name on here. Freeones is probably high on the match list for google searches. The only way you can defeat it is to close your account, and your name be changed to the default member number, and you never sign on again. Don't worry...

America has been in debt since the Federal Reserve Bank was created. It's nothing new.

Re: Who made you cum today? ChefChiTown

This is making me so horny right now.

Even if Obama isn't of original American citizenship, shouldn't everyone be more worried about how the country is going to be run rather than where the person was born? Honestly, who is satisfied with the way Bush runs America? Would you want another Bush-ite running the country? Do you...

That's what I had in mind. What would make me so hot is if you did some of that chefistry while we double pumped him. :bowdown:

Carlos Vamos - Little Wing (original is by Jimi Hendrix also epic) You will cum in your pants. Ladys will shove their mouse up their cooch.

I'm right here asshole! I love it when you talk dirty! BTW I chose sheep balls.

Here, this will help some people to understand some things. http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ Scroll down to the bottom movie. That one is the first. Watch that, then watch the second. Both are 2 hours long. You will question everything after you watch them. And that's what conspiracy...

Yaaayyy congrats Tommy, you are the winner!!!! What did you win? ME!

Yes a few times. Asked a really, REALLY stupid question?

France

500trillion/4 AWESOME. Leaves a whole lot to the imagination :D