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At 7 miles a minute, I need them to be ******** Red Bull or something...HOLY CHRIST!

then follow the thread above your post!

pretty cool :thumbsup:

I've said it several times before but here's my thoughts: On what I notice first: Me personally? Eyes...first of all. I don't think I could appreciate enough the look of just her eyes, searching your own eyes for approval or signs of deep satisfaction as she probes your softest pink flesh...

Lucky you Hissy! The most I've ever had in a short period (1 minute) has been three or four. I say lucky, cause normally I'm that type you can't touch right away again for a few minutes...in most cases it would be nice to keep going.

I love the new signature Hissy!

Thanks Rock, I've been trying to keep a pretty high standard...most contributed have been good, but there are some duds. Thanks for following the thread!

no, no points..they have to have their mouths open too, to have multiple targets. Nice picture though!

You've never given me the address...even when we had the band together!

Right! that's more like it! LOL ^:rofl:^

The Girl is Mine Will a duet count?

Resurrecting an old thread complaining about people who resurrect old threads..the circularity of it amuses me.

Maybe he need to start trying it out on men!

Damn! I think someone will think twice before taking her Doritos again!

Am I last? Did I do it? Did I win?

^Time to get your self a fleshlight! or a doll.^ I'd more preferred to be seduced, but that wasn't an option.

^Is there anybody you'd like to keep dead?^ I think John Lennon would be the best choice amongst the given.

I **** fake fruit!

Jessica: "See. I've lost some weight, my pants are really loose" Boy: "I don't know, still seem tight, I bet you couldn't even get a finger in between there." Jessica: "Are you kidding me!? You could practically get YOUR whole hand in there!" Boy: "I guess so!"

I just wanted to be the first to make a New Jersey joke.... "I've had it up to here with this New Jersey Shore!" If you are floating away with the trash it might be time to put the camera down and f*cking swim for it!

Those frogs don't look too hard to make, and I like the sheep too!

My favorite is the chipmunk on the horn.

Brings new meaning to the phrase "neighborhood watch."

Living with roommates, one of the worst things was finding someone had used your soap and left hair on it...F'in GROSS! Haven't you heard of a wash cloth or scrubby? Have some courtesy for the people you are stealing the soap from!

Mine is like a warm apple pie....

I wouldn't stand behind that thing after it's gone down a bumpy road!

Whoa! I didn't have my contacts in yet, good thing too, cause my eyes are watering now!

I don't think I would be taking that thing out to sea, record or not!

You little imp! Thanks for the rep!

Quoting what our panty dropping hussy would be saying... AND...I'm not a queen...I'm a princess!

I love how he's tilted backward the whole time, why don't drunks ever lean forward?

I'm the King of the World!

I see London, I see France....

He won the lottery but didn't understand the payout system.

I have a feeling that corn on the cob is not a favorite of his anymore!

I still like the band from Canada better!

Lef-tit! HA HA :)

More skee ball...(not the ****** fun kind)

Thanks for the help!

I know right!? I had to let go of the mouse for a little while!

....and this one stayed home, and this little one went wee! wee! wee! All the way home!

Probably been posted here before but on the 'talk' side there are some 'dumbest' threads going and this seemed more appropriate over here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkOddgjYuY&NR=1&feature=fvwp

^You two are too funny!^ Holy Christ! He shot himself in the leg and kept going!? :eek: Is anyone else completely taken aback by the lack of reaction to the people in the room!? :confused: COME on! He just shot himself, mid lecture, with small **** looking on and the only time there's a...

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Its the right time of year for candied apples, enjoy!

Or I was thinking...Sorry miss, I think I dropped my keys...somewhere...

Does anyone recognize this cutie? It was on a amateur page but there were several of her and it seemed like she might have a site or something...anyone know?

Or I was thinking...Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my .....

These shoes might just bring bowling back to network TV!

Prompted by Silvia who couldn't hide her devilish grin for long, Jessica asks a random boy about not understanding the baseball term, third base, which got Jessica into a somewhat confusing but ultimately, exhilarating situation.