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This is getting creepy :rofl:

I don't see the humour in this thread. You all need to get laid.

Hey! I'm from the Netherlands :violent:

I know. I'm a naughty girl and I need to be punished :o

My girlfriend regularly dp's me with her strapon and a dildo or buttplug and if feels very good :) She's the first one who ever dp'd me and I loved it from the first time she did it :)

Uhmmm....:1orglaugh

You're all wrong, I do the best anal :D

One night my girlfriend wore a nurses uniform and gave me a very thorough and deep examination :D If you include role playing it does happen in real life :)

They should both be locked up seperately and completely naked in a cold 2x2 meter room in complete darkness and no sound for the rest of their lives so they slowly die from going insane.

OK, here it is :D

I have the best pussy :D

We haven't even thought about Christmas coming up and it's good idea to wait until then. It could easily save us 200-300 euro's and it's not like we have to have one right now.

The 7 series are those led tv aren't they? We've seen them in the store and we did like how flat they are. We could hang one of those up on the wall so it doesn't take up any space. We also heard from a lot of other people to buy bigger so we'll look into that as well.

My girlfriend and I want to buy a lcd tv but there are so many out there we don't know what to look for. We do know we want it to be 32 inches (81 cm) large and it has to be full hd since we also want to buy a blu-ray player sometime in the future. We'll only use it to watch tv programs and...

So how many hours is the average workweek in the US? In the Netherlands it's 37-40 hours per week.

I'm not awake when I'm ******** so I don't have a clue how I ***** :1orglaugh

The system is different in the Netherlands but I did help a lot. And I don't **** my employer but I **** he lied to us. It shows he has no respect for us. In this case I can. The head carpenter told him 4 months ago to order material so he could get started on the boat because otherwise they...

Yes, we will get paid overtime. @ tiger1977: You don't know me so don't presume to know what I want ;)

From september first to sixth there a big boat show in the Netherlands called the HISWA wich is one of the largest shows in Europe and we had to get three boats done for the show but due to some people (who do office work at the shipyard, it's walways them) the planning was just terrible as...

First of all, you're a selfish asshole. You're clearly only thinking of yourself wich makes you unfit to be a husband and ******. Seconly, It's been proven that women who have had a C-Section of any kind don't have the same motherly bond with their ***** for the first weeks compared to women...

The truth of the matter is this guy has a bit of a crush on me. He knows I'm a lesbian but he doesn't care, he still wants me :1orglaugh He's a sweet guy tho so we'll give him something nice in return. And no, it won't be letting him watch us make out :1orglaugh

Oh look, some new poster thinks I'm a bitch. How will I go on living?

Guys who will do anything for a cute face are the greatest invention ever :D

:kiss:

Yes, Frans Bauer!

That's him :1orglaugh

Last friday I was cleaning my car @ work (I work @ a shipyard so we have all kinds of shampoo and polishing stuff laying around) but there was still some blackish stuff on it wich I couldn't get off. It was warm so I thought, screw it. One of the guys came over and he saw the blackish stuff on...

As soon as I saw the title of this thread I knew someone would mention me :1orglaugh

The strangest thing is that my girlfriend looked completely different. She has really black hair and doesn't even resemble Sienna Miller but somehow it was her :rolleyes:

Last night I had the most real and vivid ***** ever. I dreamt that I had just met my girlfriend again for the first time and from the very first moment I knew she had money, lots of it but that didn't matter to me. The only thing that mattered to me was her. The strange thing is she didn't have...

Yes I have. But being a woman myself I can do it without people thinking I'm a scumbag ;)

You're welcome :kiss:

Thank you for sharing this with us. This information has made my life complete....

Our bedroom :D

Have you ever thought about seeking professional help? I doubt it would help tho. They'd probably need professional help themselves after a session with you :1orglaugh

Is that supposed to be an excuse for not being able to talk like an adult?

Re: Maricopa County Superior Court to review Sheriff Joe’s takeover of computer syste I saw a documentary about hime once. He didn't look like the most stable person and now this. He can't get what he wants through legal channels so he basically throws a hissy fit like a little ***** and plans...

If I went back in time 16 yrs I'd only be 6 yrs old :1orglaugh But anyway, I wouldn't change anything about my life because I have a wonderful life. I have a beautiful girlfriend and we're madly in love. I have a nice job with co-workers who are a lot of fun. We both have a good income and we...

One of the funniest spoofs ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj6QqCH7g0Q&hl=nl

For the same reason they go to Germany, France, Belgium, Denmark or any other country for treatment or surgery. Because for whatever reason a certain procedure is not yet available in their own country or they can be helped faster because another country has a shorter waiting list for a certain...

Two words, move on.

This is getting scary. It's like all the known laws of the universe have all of a sudden changed :1orglaugh

Her *** and *** were rather suprised, they said she's usually a bit apprehensive around people she just met but she felt completely @ home with us.

You do know ONN is a satirical site don't you?

Last week a new couple moved in next door and they have a 6 yr old ********. We asked them over for dinner to make them feel @ home in the neighbourhood. They took us up on the offer and they come over last night and their little girl has now decided my girlfriend and I are her new friends. It's...

@ the age of 28 you should be capable of talking like a normal person instead of like a *****. Talking like that also doesn't make you sound cool but immature.

The reason why there is no secret society @ work to create a new world order or whatever is because people with any kind of power are fearfull, smallminded, greedy, territorial and competitive. Any attempt to create a new world order would quickly grind to a halt because of stupid childisch...

Luckily he has friends like you to stand by him. BTW, I hope you don't take my comment about deciding to leave if he can't go on without them the wrong way. I think differently about such matters and I think there's no shame in not wanting to be here anymore after loosing his wife and ********...

I can't even begin to imagine what it's like for a parent to loose a *****. Does he have any more ********?

If you think it can work and each of you really wants it then go for it. You only get to live once and if this makes the three of you happy I don't see any problem with it. It's your life and you have to live it the way you want to.