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I haven't used Windows for a long time now. My ******* ( he's a real techhead) installed something called Debian Linux on my computer a long time ago and it's all I use now :)

I know it's not politically correct of me to say this but being a lesbian is wrong of me. It's an insult to god and every living creature on earth. I wish I could change my ways but alas, I can't.

But that's what you do all the time based on your religion. So it's ok for you to do it but not for others? And if you want to report me now, go ahead. Go cry to the mods or roald.

Wether or not you were owned is not determined by the one getting owned but by others. Yes, you were owned, you were owned hard and there's nothing you can do about it you fundamentalist christian she-male lover :D

I'm also wondering how a fundamentalist christian can know about she-males? You do know you'll burn in hell for having that kind of knowledge don't you Will E ? Also, a sign of being owned in not knowing someone owned you.

*Sits back and watches the show* :1orglaugh

No, I'm not upset about jason's comment. I'm used to comments like that. And you shouldn't feel too bad about my last PM. I always say what's on my mind. Honesty is always the best way to go.

I feel dirty now :(

I sinned this morning :D

You guys are making me blush :shy:

theonion is a satirical site ;)

Very funny article by theonion.

Sure, if you're completely dead inside and passion, lust, romance and the art of giving has faded away and is now only a distant memory of a life that once was worth living.

A lot of I's in there. Sex is something for both of you to enjoy but the way you're talking it seems it's all about you. It also seems the two of you are really stuck in doing the same thing every time. Maybe it's time to spice things up.

There is no reason for an officer to shove a 15 yr old boy into a wall with lockers, ever. A police officer is supposed to be trained to handle difficult situations and not create them like he did. If he can't handle something a ***** says he should never have been allowed to become a police...

If I were to see a guy jerking off in public I'd hit it :D

My girlfriend gives me the most intensive orgasms ;)

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That's so outdated. What are we, on dial up? :1orglaugh

With me it also depends on the mood. When I'm in that zone my girlfriend will fuck the **** out of me and order me to eat her pussy. Sometimes my girlfriend is in the mood to be dominated and we switch things around and I get to use her wich is also fun :)

You Americans spend a lot of time and energy disagreeing on this issue. Why don't you put it to good use and actually come up with a solution? Just ignore the people who say socialism is the devil because they don't have a clue what they're talking about and just do what needs to be done to make...

Yay! I have my own official teaser :1orglaugh

That's going to be expensive because you'll need a sex change operation :1orglaugh I found that picture on the memory card in my old mobile phone, I had forgotten it was still on there. It was taken last summer and the quality isn't that good because the phone doesn't have a good camera. The...

I'm not a teaser, you just want me to be a teaser :1orglaugh

Oh well, you can always fantazise :1orglaugh And what friend are you kissing? Your hand or are you that flexible? :1orglaugh

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i never thought it would happen but for once I completely agree with you :o

I have a pair of nipple clamps with a chain attached to them. Sometimes my girlfriend will gently pull the chain when she's fucking me doggy style :)

That's me in my avatar.

Your comment shows exactly what's wrong in the world today. Most people are just looking out for themselves and have completely forgotten the meaning of the word sympathy. As long as everything is OK in their little world it's fuck the rest. That is as long as it doesn't happen to them.

Here's part 2

Someone on another forum we're members @ posted this. I thought Americans on this board might find it interesting altho I don't know if everything talked about is true. I can't post it in one thread because it's too long, the rest is in Strawman part 2 :1orglaugh

Re: Your ***** lesbian couple... No, that's sick :nono:

Being a lesbian there are so many ways I could respond to such a retarded comment but I'm not going to, it's just not worth it.

Will E Worm has won the first prize for his contribution to this thread :)

Absolutely, I love to see my girlfriend wearing high heels (with one of her short skirts) :lovecoupl

:nono: You're forgetting lesbians ;) For me it's boobs :boobies: and legs :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbQvD6t0ju0&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22AWPW5s4EA&hl=nl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg0l7f25bhU&feature=related And for the grand finale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSWmh9ZTLOY :1orglaugh

To quote C.K Lewis "boys fuck things up, girls are fucked up" :1orglaugh Another funny part of the same show "All chewed up" is "When you get into a fight with another guy he'll only do you bodily harm. He may cut of your arm but he will leave who you are as a person intact. A woman will tear...

The US also funded Iran in the 80's in it's fight against Iraq and simultaneously funded Iraq in it's fight against Iran. And lets not forget about all of the **** they pulled in Latin America.

There's no point in trying to reason with georges. He sees everything in black and white and thinks (deadly) ***** is the answer to everything and only wars can achieve peace. In his mind every muslim is a terrorist and the only good Arab is a dead Arab. You'd have better luck teaching math to a...

We can't have that now can we! I think dying in hell is much to soft on them. They should burn in the fierce agonying fires of hell for eternity, just dying isn't good enough :nono:

So first everybody is responsible for him/herself and now it's the governments fault? Wich one is it georges? And the Illuminati and the Bilderberg group are secretly plotting world domination :1orglaugh Obama will lead them all and they'll have get togethers where they sacrifice goats and...

If you dress like a woman and get me ***** maybe I won't know the difference :1orglaugh

Yes we are :) (I am :D ) :thumbsup:

Sometimes it feels good to let it out and just show my emotions. My emotions are what drive me to make the world a better place. Something that can't be said for some other board members. They just complain how everything bad that happens to someone is their own fault and if someone is less...

So according to your logic a person in lets say Ethiopia living in complete poverty with no hope of an education or any kind of job only has him or herself to blame.

Some of you people are disgusting. How dare you spout your hatefull, ignorant rightwinged retoric and call yourself human! You dumb, ignorant, selfcentered **** and fear mongers make me sick! You don't care about how circumstances can change in an instant and turn someones life upside down. You...

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Must you always have a dirty mind :1orglaugh